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..........             . VOLCA .¶. FM .             ..........
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\«-....... FREQUENCY  MODULATION  IS GREAT ON PAPER .......-«\
§\«-...... OR  WITH  A  USER  INTERFACE THAT'S  NOT ......-«\§
%§\«-.....   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   .....-«\§%
&%§\«-.... REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE ....-«\§%&
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###&%§\«-. ACTUALLY, I'M  SELLING  THIS  ONE.  FUCK .-«\§%&###
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%§\«-..... I  WAS HOPING FOR  IT  TO  VOCALIZE LIKE .....-«\§%
§\«-...... BEASTSKIN  ARMOR,  OR  PERHAPS  OFFER ME ......-«\§
\«-....... THE  SAME  KIND OF  DEFENSIVE  ABILITIES .......-«\
«-........  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  ........-«
-......... REALLY HOPING IT  WOULD LET  ME  SURVIVE .........-
..........      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      ..........
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.......... BUT NO!  OUT OF THE  BOX  IT SOUNDS LIKE ..........
.......... PLASTIC AND IF YOU WRIGGLE  THE DIALS IT ..........
.......... SOUNDS LIKE  AN  ANGRY  DIAL  UP.  FUCK! ..........
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