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....^~//^@                KORG VOLCA                @^//~^....
.^~/^%@@##            ^^^^^^ KEYS ^^^^^^            ##@@%^/~^.
.^~/^%@@@#                 ^^^^^^^^                 #@@@%^/~^.
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..^~~^%%@@                   YEAH                   @@%%^~~^..
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......~^@@          ^^ REALLY LOFI DELAY ^^         @@^~......
.^~/^%@@@# ^^  BUILT IN SIXTEEN  STEP  SEQUENCER ^^ #@@@%^/~^.
.^~/^%@@@@        ^^ THREE VOICE POLYPHONY ^^       @@@@%^/~^.
.^~/^%@@@@ ^^  THE   FIFTHS   MODE   IS   COOL   ^^ @@@@%^/~^.
.^~/^%@@@@          ^^ TOY FORM FACTOR ^^           @@@@%^/~^.
.^~/^%%@@@             ^^ DETUNE KNOB ^^            @@@%%^/~^.
.^~/^@@@## ^^  !  ANALOG  SUBTRACTIVE  SYNTH  !  ^^ ##@@@^/~^.
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.^^^^~^%@@ NEEDS   SIX  AA  BATTERIES  TO   OPERATE @@%^~^^^^.
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....^^~/^@             TIPS AND TRICKS              @^/~^^....
.^~/^%@@@#             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^              #@@@%^/~^.
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.^~/^%@@@# ^^  DETUNE KNOB  GOES UP TEN PERCENT  ^^ #@@@%^/~^.
.^~/^%@@@# ^^ BOTH  DELAY KNOB  GOES TO THE  MAX ^^ #@@@%^/~^.
....~~~^@@ ^^ RESONANCE  GOES TO THE MAX AS WELL ^^ @@^~~~....
.^~/^%@@@@ ^^   FIFTHS   OR  POLY   RING  MODE   ^^ @@@@%^/~^.
.^~~~^%@@@ ^^   THE   REST   IS   UP  TO   YOU   ^^ @@@%^~~~^.
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.^~/^%@@@#                   ALSO                   #@@@%^/~^.
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....^/^^@@ ^^   START   WHILE   HOLDING   FUNC   ^^ @@^^/^....
.^~/^%@@## ^^  PRESS  FIVE UNTIL ITS  LED IS OFF ^^ ##@@%^/~^.
...^~/^@@@             ^^ PRESS REC ^^              @@@^/~^...
.^~/^%@@## ^^   INSANE   TEMPO  IS   UNLOCKED!   ^^ ##@@%^/~^.
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