(1C4RUS)                 
                                          
 1   H4D  TH1S   1D34   TH4T  YOU   COULD 
  CONSTRUCT R34L1TY CHECKS (4S FOR LUC1D  
 DR34M1NG, WH3RE  YOU'D  L34RN TH1S H4B1T 
 OF  TRY1NG TO  SN34K1LY BR34K TH3  RUL3S 
 OF  C4USAL1TY   OR  PHYS1CS,   SUCH   4S 
 FL1PPING  4  L1GHT SW1TCH TO  S3E 1F  1T 
 4CTUALLY   TURNS   OFF  TH3  L1GHTS,  OR 
 TRY1NG  TO   G3T  YOUR  H4NDS  TO  PH4S3 
 TOG3THER. TH3 THOUGHT B31NG  TH4T 1F 4NY 
 OF TH3 "CH3CKS"  4CTUALLY  WORK3D, YOU'D 
 KNOW   YOU  W3RE  DR34M1NG)  FOR  D4TURA 
                  PL4NTS.                 
                                          
 1 THOUGHT,  YOU COULD G3T 1N  TH3  H4B1T 
 OF THROW1NG  TH1NGS ON  TH3 GROUND, L1K3 
    P3NS. M34NT TO PORTR4Y C1G4R3TTES,    
 B3C4USE 3VERYONE WHO  DO3S D4TURA SMOK3S 
 C1G4R3TTES.  (TH3Y  1N F4CT 4R3N'T,  4ND 
 SO  SOON3R  OR   L4T3R  TH3   C1G4R3TTES 
 D1S4PP3AR, 4ND TH3Y  S34RCH TH3  GROUND, 
 BUT  NOTH1NG'S TH3RE.)  THROW1NG P3NS ON 
 TH3  GROUND  4ND P1CKING TH3M  B4CK  UP. 
 4ND  B3 R34LLY CONC3RNED 1F TH3Y W3REN'T 
               TO B3 TH3RE.               
                                          
 TH1S  1S  PROB4BLY  NOT  HOW  D3L1RI4NTS 
 WORK.   BUT   1   H4D    TH3    THOUGHT.