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@.@.@.@@.@             . VOLCA .¶. FM .             .....@@...
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....@.@@.. FREQUENCY MODULATION  IS  GREAT ON PAPER ..@...@@@.
...@@@.@.@ OR WITH  A  USER  INTERFACE  THAT'S  NOT .@@..@..@.
..@..@@@@@   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   @.@.@@.@@.
.@@.@....@ REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE @@@@.@@.@.
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.@.@@.@..@ ACTUALLY,  I'M  SELLING  THIS  ONE. FUCK .@@@.@.@..
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@@@@@@@... I WAS HOPING  FOR  IT  TO VOCALIZE  LIKE ..@..@...@
......@... BEASTSKIN  ARMOR,  OR  PERHAPS OFFER  ME .@@.@@..@.
.....@@... THE  SAME KIND  OF  DEFENSIVE  ABILITIES @.@@.@.@@.
....@.@...  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  @@.@@@@.@.
...@@@@..@ REALLY  HOPING IT  WOULD  LET ME SURVIVE .@@...@@@.
..@...@.@@      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      @.@..@..@.
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@.@.@..@.@ BUT NO!  OUT  OF THE BOX IT SOUNDS  LIKE ..@@.@@.@.
@@@@@.@@@. PLASTIC  AND IF YOU WRIGGLE THE DIALS IT .@.@@.@@@@
....@@..@@ SOUNDS  LIKE  AN  ANGRY DIAL  UP.  FUCK! @@@.@@....
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