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.----%%%@#                   korg                   #@%%%----.
.--\%%@###             . volca .#. fm .             ###@%%\--.
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.--\%%@### frequency modulation is great  on  paper ###@%%\--.
.--\%%@### or  with  a  user  interface that's  not ###@%%\--.
.--\%%@###   actively working against you. that's   ###@%%\--.
.--\%%%%%# really  all  there  is  to  say  on  the #%%%%%\--.
.--\%%@###                  matter.                 ###@%%\--.
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.--\%%@### actually, i'm  selling  this  one.  fuck ###@%%\--.
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..---\\\%# i was  hoping  for  it  to vocalize like #%\\\---..
.......-%@ beastskin  armor,  or  perhaps offer  me @%-.......
.--\%%@### the  same  kind of  defensive  abilities ###@%%\--.
....--\\%@  (regeneration, cold resistance). i was  @%\\--....
.--\%%%%%@ really  hoping  it  would let me survive @%%%%%\--.
.....---%@      rytkuchi. decorate chaunskaya.      @%---.....
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.--\%%@### but no!  out of  the box  it sounds like ###@%%\--.
.--\%%@### plastic and if  you wriggle the dials it ###@%%\--.
.--\%%#### sounds  like an  angry  dial  up.  fuck! ####%%\--.
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