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........~* FREQUENCY MODULATION  IS GREAT ON  PAPER *~........
.......~*$ OR  WITH A  USER  INTERFACE  THAT'S  NOT $*~.......
......~*$%   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   %$*~......
.....~*$%¤ REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE ¤%$*~.....
....~*$%¤#                  MATTER.                 #¤%$*~....
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..~*$%¤### ACTUALLY, I'M  SELLING  THIS  ONE.  FUCK ###¤%$*~..
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......~*$% I WAS HOPING  FOR  IT  TO  VOCALIZE LIKE %$*~......
.......~*$ BEASTSKIN  ARMOR,  OR PERHAPS  OFFER  ME $*~.......
........~* THE  SAME  KIND  OF DEFENSIVE  ABILITIES *~........
.........~  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  ~.........
.......... REALLY  HOPING  IT WOULD LET  ME SURVIVE ..........
..........      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      ..........
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.........~ BUT NO!  OUT  OF THE BOX IT SOUNDS  LIKE ~.........
........~* PLASTIC AND IF  YOU WRIGGLE THE DIALS IT *~........
.......~*$ SOUNDS  LIKE  AN  ANGRY  DIAL UP.  FUCK! $*~.......
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