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~.........                   korg                   .........~
*~........             . volca .#. fm .             ........~*
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%$*~...... ........................................ ......~*$%
&%$*~..... frequency  modulation is  great on paper .....~*$%&
#&%$*~.... or  with  a  user  interface  that's not ....~*$%&#
@#&%$*~...   actively working against you. that's   ...~*$%&#@
#@#&%$*~.. really  all  there  is  to  say  on  the ..~*$%&#@#
@#&%$*~...                  matter.                 ...~*$%&#@
#&%$*~....                                          ....~*$%&#
&%$*~..... actually, i'm  selling  this  one.  fuck .....~*$%&
%$*~......                   it.                    ......~*$%
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*~........ ........................................ ........~*
~......... i  was  hoping for  it to  vocalize like .........~
.......... beastskin  armor,  or  perhaps offer  me ..........
.......... the  same  kind  of defensive  abilities ..........
..........  (regeneration, cold resistance). i was  ..........
.......... really  hoping it would  let me  survive ..........
..........      rytkuchi. decorate chaunskaya.      ..........
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*~........ but no!  out of the box it  sounds  like ........~*
$*~....... plastic and if  you wriggle the dials it .......~*$
%$*~...... sounds  like  an angry  dial  up.  fuck! ......~*$%
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