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&&&&..&&..                   korg                   ....&.&&&.
...&.&.&..             . volca .#. fm .             ...&&&..&&
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&&....&.&& frequency modulation  is  great on paper &.&&.....&
.&...&&&.& or  with  a  user interface  that's  not &&.&....&.
&&..&..&&&   actively working against you. that's   .&&&...&&.
.&.&&.&... really  all  there  is  to  say  on  the &..&..&.&&
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.&.&.&&&.. actually,  i'm  selling  this one.  fuck .&&.&.&.&.
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..&..&&.&. i was  hoping for  it to  vocalize  like &&....&&&&
.&&.&.&&&. beastskin  armor, or  perhaps  offer  me .&...&...&
&.&&&&..&. the  same  kind  of defensive  abilities &&..&&..&&
&&...&.&&&  (regeneration, cold resistance). i was  .&.&.&.&..
.&..&&&... really hoping it would  let  me  survive &&&&&&&&.&
&&.&..&..&      rytkuchi. decorate chaunskaya.      .......&&&
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&..&&.&&.& but  no! out  of the box  it sounds like .....&&...
&.&.&&.&&. plastic  and if you wriggle the dials it ....&.&..&
&&&&.&&.&& sounds  like  an  angry dial  up.  fuck! ...&&&&.&.
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