....,~=†$@                                          @$†=~,....
...,~=†$@#                                          #@$†=~,...
..,~=†$@##                                          ##@$†=~,..
.,~=†$@###                                          ###@$†=~,.
..,~=†$@##                                          ##@$†=~,..
...,~=†$@#                   korg                   #@$†=~,...
....,~=†$@             . volca .@. fm .             @$†=~,....
.....,~=†$                                          $†=~,.....
......,~=† ........................................ †=~,......
.....,~=†$ frequency modulation is great  on  paper $†=~,.....
....,~=†$@ or  with  a user  interface  that's  not @$†=~,....
...,~=†$@#   actively working against you. that's   #@$†=~,...
..,~=†$@## really  all  there  is  to  say  on  the ##@$†=~,..
.,~=†$@###                 matter.                  ###@$†=~,.
..,~=†$@##                                          ##@$†=~,..
...,~=†$@# actually, i'm  selling  this  one.  fuck #@$†=~,...
....,~=†$@                    it.                   @$†=~,....
.....,~=†$                                          $†=~,.....
......,~=† ........................................ †=~,......
.....,~=†$ i was  hoping for it  to  vocalize  like $†=~,.....
....,~=†$@ beastskin armor,  or  perhaps  offer  me @$†=~,....
...,~=†$@# the  same kind  of  defensive  abilities #@$†=~,...
..,~=†$@##  (regeneration, cold resistance). i was  ##@$†=~,..
.,~=†$@### really  hoping it would  let me  survive ###@$†=~,.
..,~=†$@##      rytkuchi. decorate chaunskaya.      ##@$†=~,..
...,~=†$@#                                          #@$†=~,...
....,~=†$@ but no!  out of the box  it sounds  like @$†=~,....
.....,~=†$ plastic and if you wriggle  the dials it $†=~,.....
......,~=† sounds  like  an  angry dial  up.  fuck! †=~,......
.....,~=†$                                          $†=~,.....
....,~=†$@                                          @$†=~,....
...,~=†$@#                                          #@$†=~,...
..,~=†$@##                                          ##@$†=~,..
.,~=†$@###                                          ###@$†=~,.