.~~^§%&@## ##@&%§^~~.
..~~^§%&@# #@&%§^~~..
...~~^§%&@ @&%§^~~...
..~~^§%&@# #@&%§^~~..
.~~^§%&@## ##@&%§^~~.
..~~^§%&@# korg #@&%§^~~..
...~~^§%&@ . volca .#. fm . @&%§^~~...
..~~^§%&@# #@&%§^~~..
.~~^§%&@## ........................................ ##@&%§^~~.
..~~^§%&@# frequency modulation is great on paper #@&%§^~~..
...~~^§%&@ or with a user interface that's not @&%§^~~...
..~~^§%&@# actively working against you. that's #@&%§^~~..
.~~^§%&@## really all there is to say on the ##@&%§^~~.
..~~^§%&@# matter. #@&%§^~~..
...~~^§%&@ @&%§^~~...
..~~^§%&@# actually, i'm selling this one. fuck #@&%§^~~..
.~~^§%&@## it. ##@&%§^~~.
..~~^§%&@# #@&%§^~~..
...~~^§%&@ ........................................ @&%§^~~...
..~~^§%&@# i was hoping for it to vocalize like #@&%§^~~..
.~~^§%&@## beastskin armor, or perhaps offer me ##@&%§^~~.
..~~^§%&@# the same kind of defensive abilities #@&%§^~~..
...~~^§%&@ (regeneration, cold resistance). i was @&%§^~~...
..~~^§%&@# really hoping it would let me survive #@&%§^~~..
.~~^§%&@## rytkuchi. decorate chaunskaya. ##@&%§^~~.
..~~^§%&@# #@&%§^~~..
...~~^§%&@ but no! out of the box it sounds like @&%§^~~...
..~~^§%&@# plastic and if you wriggle the dials it #@&%§^~~..
.~~^§%&@## sounds like an angry dial up. fuck! ##@&%§^~~.
..~~^§%&@# #@&%§^~~..
...~~^§%&@ @&%§^~~...
..~~^§%&@# #@&%§^~~..
.~~^§%&@## ##@&%§^~~.
..~~^§%&@# #@&%§^~~..