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.....,::%¤ # % . # % . # % LYING # % . # % . # % . ¤%::,.....
.,=:%%¤¶## # % . IN MY ROOM, # % . ##¶¤%%:=,.
.,=:%%%%¶# # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. #¶%%%%:=,.
.....,:%¤¤ # % . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ¤¤%:,.....
....,::%%¤ # % . SOMETHING SLIMY, ¤%%::,....
.,=:%%¤### # % . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, ###¤%%:=,.
....=%%¤¶¶ # % . UP THE ARM. # % . ¶¶¤%%=....
..,,=::%¤# IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # % . #¤%::=,,..
......,:%¶ # % . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ¶%:,......
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.,=:%%¤¶## WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # % . ##¶¤%%:=,.
.,=:%%¤¶## IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # % . ##¶¤%%:=,.
.,=:%%¤¶## REACHES THE ARMPIT. # % . ##¶¤%%:=,.
.,=:%%¤¶## I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # % . ##¶¤%%:=,.
......,:%¶ # % . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ¶%:,......
.....,:%¤¶ # % . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # % . ¶¤%:,.....
.,=:%%¶### # % . # % . # % . ###¶%%:=,.
.,=:%%¤¶## # % . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY ##¶¤%%:=,.
...,,,:%¤¶ FACE, I BITE IT. # % . ¶¤%:,,,...
....=::%¶¶ # % . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A ¶¶%::=....
....==:%¤¶ JUICY # % . GRAPE, ¶¤%:==....
.....==%¤¶ # % . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET ¶¤%==.....
..,==:%¤¶# # % . # % . CUCUMBER. . #¶¤%:==,..
.,=:%%¤¶## # % . IT'S VERY GOOD. # % . AND I # % . ##¶¤%%:=,.
.....==%%¶ SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # % . ¶%%==.....
.,=:%%¤¤¶¶ # % . CHEW IT. # % . ¶¶¤¤%%:=,.
.,=:%%¤¶## # % . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ##¶¤%%:=,.
.,=:%%¤¤¤# # % . # % . # % . #¤¤¤%%:=,.
.,=:%%¤¶¶# % = APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % = #¶¶¤%%:=,.
.,=:%%%%%¤ % = THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % = ¤%%%%%:=,.
.,,,=%%%¤# % = MY SHIRT, % = ENTERING BY THE ARM #¤%%%=,,,.
.,,,,::%¤# AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % = #¤%::,,,,.
.,=:%%¤¶## % = THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ##¶¤%%:=,.
....,,,=%¤ MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % = ¤%=,,,....
.....=::%¤ % = I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ¤%::=.....
.,=:%%¤¶¶# SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO #¶¶¤%%:=,.
.,=:%%¤¶## MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % = ##¶¤%%:=,.
....,,:%%¤ % = SO - EATING IT IS OK, % = ¤%%:,,....
..,==::%¶¶ % = % = MOVING IT IS NOT. % = % = ¶¶%::==,..
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