.......*%# #%*.......
....~*%%%# #%%%*~....
..~*$%%%## ##%%%$*~..
....~~$%## ##%$~~....
......~$$& &$$~......
..~*%### # % . # % . # % LYING # % . # % . # % . ####&%*~..
..~*$%#### # % . IN MY ROOM, # % . ####%$*~..
......~*$& # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. &$*~......
.....**%%& # % . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, &%%**.....
..~*$%%& # % . SOMETHING SLIMY, #&&%%$*~..
..~**$%& # % . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, #&&%$**~..
..~***%& # % . UP THE ARM. # % . #&&%***~..
..~*$%## IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # % . ###&%$*~..
..~*$%#### # % . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ####%$*~..
.~*$%### # % . # % . # % . ####&%$*~.
.....*$# WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # % . ##&$*.....
..~*$%## IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # % . ###&%$*~..
..~*$%## REACHES THE ARMPIT. # % . ###&%$*~..
..~*$%&& I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # % . #&&&%$*~..
..~*$%## # % . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ###&%$*~..
..~*$%## # % . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # % . ###&%$*~..
..~*$%%% # % . # % . # % . #&%%%$*~..
..~*$%## # % . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY ###&%$*~..
......~$%& FACE, I BITE IT. # % . &%$~......
....~**%%& # % . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A &%%**~....
......*$$& JUICY # % . GRAPE, &$$*......
..~~**$& # % . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET #&&$**~~..
...~**$# # % . # % . CUCUMBER. . ##&$**~...
..~*$%## # % . IT'S VERY GOOD. # % . AND I # % . ###&%$*~..
..~*$%## SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # % . ###&%$*~..
..~*$%%&&& # % . CHEW IT. # % . &&&%%$*~..
......~$ # % . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. #&$~......
.....**$%# # % . # % . # % . #%$**.....
....~*$%&& % ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % ~ &&%$*~....
...~~*$%## % ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % ~ ##%$*~~...
..~*$%## % ~ MY SHIRT, % ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM ###&%$*~..
..~*$%## AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % ~ ###&%$*~..
..~*$%#### % ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ####%$*~..
...~*$$$%& MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % ~ &%$$$*~...
..~*$$$$ % ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE #&$$$$*~..
......*% SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO #&%*......
..~*$%## MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % ~ ###&%$*~..
..~*$%## % ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, % ~ ###&%$*~..
..~*$%%& % ~ % ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. % ~ % ~ #&&%%$*~..
..~*$%%& #&&%%$*~..
..~*$%%%## ##%%%$*~..
..~****$$& &$$****~..
..~*$%## ###&%$*~..
....~~~$%# #%$~~~....