,~«***&@@#                                          #@@&***«~,
,,,,,~*&&@                                          @&&*~,,,,,
,~«*†&@###                                          ###@&†*«~,
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,~«*††††@#                                          #@††††*«~,
,,,,,~«*&@ # & , # & , #  & LYING # & , # & , # & , @&*«~,,,,,
,,,~«†&@## #   &   ,   IN    MY   ROOM,   #   &   , ##@&†«~,,,
,~«*†&@### # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ###@&†*«~,
,~«*†&@### #  & ,  SOMETHING  POKING MY  LEFT HAND, ###@&†*«~,
,,,,~~*&@# #      &     ,      SOMETHING     SLIMY, #@&*~~,,,,
,~«*†&@### #  &  ,  SLITHERING AROUND THE  FINGERS, ###@&†*«~,
,~«*†&&&@# #   &   ,   UP   THE   ARM.    #   &   , #@&&&†*«~,
,~«*†&@### IS  IT   DRUG-FUELED  APATHY?   #   &  , ###@&†*«~,
,~«*†&@### #   &   ,   I   DON'T   MOVE   THE  ARM. ###@&†*«~,
,~«*†&&@@# #    &   ,    #    &    ,    #    &    , #@@&&†*«~,
,~~«*†&&## WHATEVER IT IS  THAT'S TASTING ME, # & , ##&&†*«~~,
,,,,~*†&## IT   MOVES   FURTHER    UP,   #    &   , ##&†*~,,,,
,~«*†&&&&@ REACHES    THE    ARMPIT.    #    &    , @&&&&†*«~,
,~«*†&@@@# I  TURN  MY   HEAD  TOWARD  IT.  #  &  , #@@@&†*«~,
,,,,,«*†@@ #   &    ,    LOOKS    LIKE    SEAGRASS. @@†*«,,,,,
,~«*†&@### #   &  ,   IT'S   KINDA  CUTE.   #  &  , ###@&†*«~,
,,~««**&@# #    &    ,    #    &   ,    #    &    , #@&**««~,,
,~«*†&@@@# # &  ,  ONCE IT'S UP  MY NECK  AND ON MY #@@@&†*«~,
,,,,~«**&# FACE,    I    BITE    IT.    #    &    , #&**«~,,,,
,~«*†&@@@@ #  &  , THE TEXTURE IS  LIKE  THAT OF  A @@@@&†*«~,
,,,,,~«†@# JUICY       #       &      ,      GRAPE, #@†«~,,,,,
,~«*†&@### # &  , AND  THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET ###@&†*«~,
,~«*†&@### #   &   ,   #    &    ,   CUCUMBER.    , ###@&†*«~,
,~«*†&@### # & , IT'S VERY  GOOD. # & , AND I # & , ###@&†*«~,
,~«*†&@### SUCK    MORE   OF   IT   IN.   #   &   , ###@&†*«~,
,,,,,,~*†@ #   &    ,    CHEW    IT.    #    &    , @†*~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,«†@ # & , THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. @†«,,,,,,,
,,,,~~*†&@ #    &    ,    #   &    ,    #    &    , @&†*~~,,,,
,~«*†&@### &  «  APATHY  GONE,   I  SIT  UP.  &   « ###@&†*«~,
,,,,«*††@# &  «  THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK  UNDER  & « #@††*«,,,,
,,,««*&&&@ & «  MY SHIRT, & «  ENTERING BY  THE ARM @&&&*««,,,
,~~«***†@# AND EXITING  THROUGH  THE  COLLAR.  &  « #@†***«~~,
,~«*†&@### & « THIS MAKES  IT HARD  FOR ME TO  PUSH ###@&†*«~,
,~«*†&@### MORE   OF   IT   IN   MY   MOUTH.   &  « ###@&†*«~,
,~«*†&@@@# &  « I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE #@@@&†*«~,
,~«*†&@### SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY  TO ###@&†*«~,
,,,,,««†@# MOVE     MY     LEFT    ARM.     &     « #@†««,,,,,
,~«*†&@### &  «  SO  -   EATING  IT  IS   OK,  &  « ###@&†*«~,
,~«*&@#### &  «  &  «  MOVING IT  IS NOT. &  «  & « ####@&*«~,
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