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...#.#.##. # $ . IN MY ROOM, # $ . ..##.#.#.#
..#####.## # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. .#.#######
.#....##.. # $ . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ###......#
##...#.#.. # $ . SOMETHING SLIMY, ..#.....##
.#..####.# # $ . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, .##....#..
##.#...##. # $ . UP THE ARM. # $ . #.#...##..
.###..#.## IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # $ . ###..#.#.#
#..#.###.# # $ . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ..#.######
#.###..### # $ . # $ . # $ . .###......
##..#.#... WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # $ . #..#.....#
.#.####..# IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # $ . #.##....#.
###...#.#. REACHES THE ARMPIT. # $ . ##.#...##.
..#..##### I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # $ . .###..#.##
.##.#..... # $ . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. #..#.###.#
#.###..... # $ . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # $ . #.###..###
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.#.##...## # $ . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY .#.####..#
###.#..#.. FACE, I BITE IT. # $ . ###...#.##
..###.##.# # $ . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A ..#..###..
.#..##.##. JUICY # $ . GRAPE, .##.#..#..
##.#.##.## # $ . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET #.###.##..
.####.##.. # $ . # $ . CUCUMBER. . ##..##.#.#
#...##.#.. # $ . IT'S VERY GOOD. # $ . AND I # $ . .#.#.#####
#..#.###.# SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # $ . #####.....
#.###..##. # $ . CHEW IT. # $ . ....#....#
##..#.#.#. # $ . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ...##...#.
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###......# $ « APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. $ « .####.#..#
..#.....## $ « THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER $ « #...###.#.
.##....#.# $ « MY SHIRT, $ « ENTERING BY THE ARM #..#..###.
#.#...#### AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. $ « #.##.#..#.
###..#.... $ « THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ##.###.###
..#.##...# MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. $ « .##..##...
.###.#..#. $ « I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE #.#.#.#...
#..###.### SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO #######...
#.#..##... MOVE MY LEFT ARM. $ « ......#..#
###.#.#... $ « SO - EATING IT IS OK, $ « .....##.#.
..#####... $ « $ « MOVING IT IS NOT. $ « $ « ....#.####
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