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.,~^=¤&@## ,, BUILT IN SIXTEEN STEP SEQUENCER ,, ##@&¤=^~,.
.,~^=¤&@@# ,, THREE VOICE POLYPHONY ,, #@@&¤=^~,.
...,~~^==& ,, THE FIFTHS MODE IS COOL ,, &==^~~,...
.,~^=¤&@## ,, TOY FORM FACTOR ,, ##@&¤=^~,.
.,~^=¤&@## ,, DETUNE KNOB ,, ##@&¤=^~,.
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.,~^=¤&@## TIPS AND TRICKS ##@&¤=^~,.
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.,~^=¤¤¤&& ,, DETUNE KNOB GOES UP TEN PERCENT ,, &&¤¤¤=^~,.
....,^^=¤@ ,, BOTH DELAY KNOB GOES TO THE MAX ,, @¤=^^,....
.,~^=¤&@## ,, RESONANCE GOES TO THE MAX AS WELL ,, ##@&¤=^~,.
.,~^=¤&@## ,, FIFTHS OR POLY RING MODE ,, ##@&¤=^~,.
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.,~^=¤&@## ,, PRESS FIVE UNTIL ITS LED IS OFF ,, ##@&¤=^~,.
.,~^=¤&@## ,, PRESS REC ,, ##@&¤=^~,.
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