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.....-~/%*                #### #####                *%/~-.....
....-~/%*#                Tape Dream                #*%/~-....
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.-~/%*#### For  Storing  Music  On.  Also  Data But ####*%/~-.
..-~/%*### At  This   Point   In  Time  That'S  Not ###*%/~-..
...-~/%*##        Really Important I Think.         ##*%/~-...
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......-~/%      //////// Types Of Tape ////////     %/~-......
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........-~           Class I - "Bad" Iron           ~-........
.......-~/         Class Ii - Good Chromium         /~-.......
......-~/%      Class Iii - Bad Iron Part Two       %/~-......
.....-~/%*       Class Iv - Dangerous Metals        *%/~-.....
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...-~/%*## Rumors Exist About A Secret Class V Tape ##*%/~-...
..-~/%*###         That Is Actually Useful.         ###*%/~-..
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..-~/%*###                // Bias //                ###*%/~-..
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....-~/%*# Class  I  Uses One  Hundred  And  Twenty #*%/~-....
.....-~/%*   Micro-Something While The Others All   *%/~-.....
......-~/% Use   Seventy   Of   The   Same    Unit. %/~-......
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.......-~/        %%%%%%%%% Aha And %%%%%%%%%       /~-.......
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.....-~/%* Class  Iv  Is Apparently  Too  Strong To *%/~-.....
....-~/%*# Be  Used On  Class  I  Players.  It Will #*%/~-....
...-~/%*## Sound  Too  Lound  And   It   Cannot  Be ##*%/~-...
..-~/%*### Completely Erased.  This  Is Very  Well. ###*%/~-..
.-~/%*####   Maybe Some Wonderful Blending Effects  ####*%/~-.
..-~/%*###            Could Be Achieved?            ###*%/~-..
...-~/%*##                                          ##*%/~-...
....-~/%*# They Also Gnaw  At  The Tape Heads A Bit #*%/~-....
.....-~/%*      Better Than Earlier Tape Types.     *%/~-.....
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........-~        //////// Artifacts ////////       ~-........
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......-~/% Good Tapes Are  Decent  And  Have A Good %/~-......
.....-~/%* High Frequency  Presence,  Bad Tapes Are *%/~-.....
....-~/%*# Lofi If Not Outright Bad.  Idk,  I Kinda #*%/~-....
...-~/%*##                 Like It.                 ##*%/~-...
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.-~/%*#### Bias Loss:  If You  Forget  The Bias Who ####*%/~-.
..-~/%*### Knows  Whats  Even   On   There  Anymore ###*%/~-..
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....-~/%*#  Flutter: Kinda Quick Pitch Variations.  #*%/~-....
.....-~/%*   Beautiful, Wonderful, Extraordinary.   *%/~-.....
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.......-~/ Wow:  A  Slower Flutter, Usually Several /~-.......
........-~ Seconds  Long.  What Up.  Both Of  These ~-........
.......-~/   Increase When Tape Speed Decreases.    /~-.......
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.....-~/%* Print through: Tapes Rub  Sound On  Each *%/~-.....
....-~/%*# Other  If  Theyre  Alone  For  Too  Long #*%/~-....
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