My Good Fathers Good Friend Gave  Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its   A   Two track  Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get  How It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca In,  Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On The  Cassette  - Which Means 
 The B Side Is Played  Backwards If  It'S 
                Like That                 
                                          
 So  Now I Have To  Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures  A Low Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But   There  Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or If  It  Is The  Motor,  I Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also  There Is A Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have  A Speed hole  But 
 Rather A  Much  Neater Actual Speed Knob 
 I    Dont   Know   The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference But It Applies Also  To  Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This Fuckers  Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need To Flip It Over  Constantly And 
 Get    In    There    With   Your   Hand