My  Good Fathers Good Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its   A  Two track  Tape   Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T  Really Get How It Works. It Has 
 Two  X Rca In, Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On  The Cassette -  Which Means 
 The  B  Side Is Played Backwards If It'S 
                Like That                 
                                          
 So Now  I  Have To Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It  Featyures A Low Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But  There   Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or  If It Is The  Motor,  I  Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There Is A Really Rad  Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have  A  Speed hole But 
 Rather A  Much Neater Actual  Speed Knob 
 I   Dont    Know   The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference But It  Applies  Also To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This Fuckers  Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need To  Flip It Over Constantly And 
 Get    In   There    With   Your    Hand