MY GOOD FATHERS GOOD FRIEND GAVE ME  THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND  ITS  A   TWO TRACK  TAPE   RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T REALLY GET HOW IT WORKS.  IT HAS 
 TWO X RCA IN, TWO X RCA OUT, AND FOUR  X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS ON THE CASSETTE  -  WHICH MEANS 
 THE B SIDE IS PLAYED  BACKWARDS IF  IT'S 
                LIKE THAT                 
                                          
 SO NOW I HAVE TO  DIFFERENTIATE  BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT  FEATYURES A LOW NOISE FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT  THERE  IS  SOME   DITHERING 
 NOISE OR IF  IT  IS THE  MOTOR,  I  DONT 
                   KNOW,                  
 ALSO THERE IS A REALLY  RAD RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT DOES  NOT  HAVE  A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER A MUCH NEATER ACTUAL  SPEED  KNOB 
 I    DONT   KNOW   THE   PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE  BUT  IT APPLIES ALSO TO FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE: THIS  FUCKERS  GONE  WHACKO  AND 
 YOU  NEED TO FLIP IT OVER CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET   IN    THERE    WITH   YOUR    HAND