My Good Fathers Good Friend  Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its   A   Two track  Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How It Works.  It Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two X Rca Out,  And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On The Cassette  -  Which Means 
 The B Side Is Played  Backwards  If It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So  Now I Have  To Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low Noise  Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But  There  Is  Some   Dithering 
 Noise Or  If  It  Is The  Motor, I  Dont 
                   Know,                  
 Also  There Is A Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have  A Speed hole  But 
 Rather A Much  Neater Actual Speed  Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The    Percentage   Of 
 Difference But  It Applies Also To  Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This Fuckers  Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need  To Flip It Over Constantly And 
 Get    In   There    With   Your    Hand