MY GOOD FATHERS GOOD FRIEND GAVE ME  THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND  ITS  A  TWO TRACK   TAPE   RECORDER 
                                          
 I  DON'T REALLY GET HOW IT WORKS. IT HAS 
 TWO X RCA IN, TWO X RCA OUT,  AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS ON THE CASSETTE  -  WHICH MEANS 
 THE B SIDE  IS  PLAYED BACKWARDS IF IT'S 
                 LIKE THAT                
                                          
 SO NOW  I HAVE TO  DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES A LOW NOISE FLOOR WHICH  IS 
 GREAT,  BUT  THERE   IS  SOME  DITHERING 
 NOISE OR IF  IT  IS  THE  MOTOR,  I DONT 
                  KNOW,                   
 ALSO THERE IS A REALLY RAD RED  CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES  NOT  HAVE  A  SPEED HOLE BUT 
 RATHER  A MUCH NEATER ACTUAL SPEED  KNOB 
 I   DONT    KNOW   THE   PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE BUT  IT  APPLIES ALSO TO FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE:  THIS  FUCKERS GONE  WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED TO FLIP IT  OVER CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET    IN    THERE    WITH   YOUR   HAND