MY GOOD FATHERS GOOD FRIEND  GAVE ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND  ITS   A  TWO TRACK   TAPE  RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T REALLY GET HOW  IT WORKS. IT HAS 
 TWO  X RCA IN, TWO X RCA OUT, AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS  ON THE CASSETTE  - WHICH MEANS 
 THE  B SIDE  IS PLAYED BACKWARDS IF IT'S 
                 LIKE THAT                
                                          
 SO  NOW  I HAVE TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES A LOW NOISE FLOOR WHICH  IS 
 GREAT,  BUT   THERE  IS  SOME  DITHERING 
 NOISE  OR  IF  IT IS THE  MOTOR,  I DONT 
                   KNOW,                  
 ALSO THERE IS A REALLY  RAD RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES  NOT HAVE  A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER A  MUCH NEATER ACTUAL SPEED  KNOB 
 I    DONT   KNOW   THE   PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE BUT  IT APPLIES ALSO TO  FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE: THIS  FUCKERS  GONE  WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED TO FLIP IT OVER  CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET   IN   THERE    WITH    YOUR    HAND