MY GOOD FATHERS GOOD FRIEND GAVE  ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND  ITS   A  TWO TRACK  TAPE   RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T REALLY GET HOW IT WORKS. IT  HAS 
 TWO X RCA IN, TWO X  RCA OUT, AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS ON  THE CASSETTE - WHICH  MEANS 
 THE B SIDE IS PLAYED BACKWARDS  IF  IT'S 
                LIKE THAT                 
                                          
 SO NOW I HAVE  TO  DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES  A LOW NOISE FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT  THERE   IS  SOME  DITHERING 
 NOISE  OR  IF IT IS  THE MOTOR,  I  DONT 
                   KNOW,                  
 ALSO THERE IS A REALLY RAD RED  CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES  NOT  HAVE A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER A  MUCH NEATER ACTUAL SPEED  KNOB 
 I   DONT   KNOW    THE   PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE BUT  IT APPLIES ALSO  TO FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE:  THIS  FUCKERS  GONE  WHACKO AND 
 YOU NEED TO FLIP IT OVER CONSTANTLY  AND 
 GET    IN    THERE   WITH    YOUR   HAND