MY GOOD FATHERS GOOD FRIEND GAVE ME  THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND   ITS   A  TWO TRACK  TAPE  RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T REALLY GET HOW IT WORKS. IT  HAS 
 TWO X RCA IN, TWO X RCA OUT, AND FOUR  X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS ON THE CASSETTE  -  WHICH MEANS 
 THE B SIDE  IS PLAYED BACKWARDS  IF IT'S 
                 LIKE THAT                
                                          
 SO  NOW I HAVE TO  DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES A LOW NOISE  FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT   THERE  IS  SOME  DITHERING 
 NOISE  OR  IF IT  IS THE  MOTOR, I  DONT 
                   KNOW,                  
 ALSO THERE IS A  REALLY RAD RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES  NOT  HAVE A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER  A MUCH NEATER ACTUAL  SPEED KNOB 
 I   DONT   KNOW   THE    PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE BUT IT  APPLIES  ALSO TO FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE:  THIS  FUCKERS  GONE WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED TO  FLIP IT OVER CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET   IN   THERE    WITH    YOUR    HAND