My Good Fathers Good Friend Gave Me  The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And   Its   A  Two track  Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How  It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca In,  Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On The  Cassette -  Which Means 
 The  B Side Is Played Backwards  If It'S 
                Like That                 
                                          
 So  Now I Have To  Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A  Low Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But  There   Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or  If It Is  The  Motor, I  Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There Is A Really  Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather  A Much Neater  Actual Speed Knob 
 I    Dont   Know   The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference  But It Applies Also  To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need To Flip It Over  Constantly And 
 Get    In    There   With    Your   Hand