MY GOOD FATHERS GOOD FRIEND GAVE ME  THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND   ITS   A  TWO TRACK  TAPE  RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T REALLY GET HOW IT WORKS.  IT HAS 
 TWO  X RCA IN, TWO X RCA OUT, AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS  ON THE CASSETTE  - WHICH MEANS 
 THE  B  SIDE IS PLAYED BACKWARDS IF IT'S 
                 LIKE THAT                
                                          
 SO NOW  I  HAVE TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES  A LOW NOISE FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT   THERE  IS  SOME  DITHERING 
 NOISE OR IF  IT  IS  THE MOTOR,  I  DONT 
                  KNOW,                   
 ALSO THERE IS  A REALLY RAD RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES  NOT  HAVE  A SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER A MUCH  NEATER ACTUAL  SPEED KNOB 
 I   DONT   KNOW    THE   PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE BUT IT APPLIES ALSO  TO  FAST 
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 UPDATE:  THIS  FUCKERS  GONE  WHACKO AND 
 YOU  NEED TO FLIP IT OVER CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET    IN   THERE   WITH    YOUR    HAND