My Good Fathers Good Friend  Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its  A   Two track  Tape   Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How It Works.  It Has 
 Two X  Rca In, Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On The Cassette  - Which  Means 
 The B Side Is Played  Backwards  If It'S 
                Like That                 
                                          
 So Now  I Have To Differentiate  Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low Noise Floor  Which Is 
 Great,  But  There  Is  Some   Dithering 
 Noise  Or If  It  Is The  Motor,  I Dont 
                   Know,                  
 Also There Is A Really Rad  Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not Have  A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather A Much  Neater Actual  Speed Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The    Percentage   Of 
 Difference But It  Applies Also  To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers  Gone Whacko  And 
 You Need To Flip It  Over Constantly And 
 Get   In    There    With   Your    Hand