PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS  DRAWN. FLOOR  FULL 
 OF DIRTY  CLOTHES,  OF GARBAGE, AND AS I 
 START TO UNZIP  MY PANTS, SHE STEPS  OUT 
 OF  THE   SHOWER   AND  PUSHES   ME   TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I  WISH  TO   BE   CONTACTED   BY   SOME 
 [GOD, ALIEN] WHO  WOULD  BESTOW UPON  ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING RIGHT  FOREVER. WHAT  I DON'T 
 KNOW   IS  THAT  THIS  HAPPENS  MULTIPLE 
 TIMES PER SECOND  - THEY  ASK ME:  "WHEN 
 YOU SAID  THE  WORLD EGG WAS  YOUR IDEAL 
 BODY TYPE,  DID  YOU MEAN IT"? I  ANSWER 
 "NOT  REALLY, BUT  I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY  OF  THE ENCOUNTER AND  MOVED ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM