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.......... PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS ..........
.......... OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL ..........
.......... OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I ..........
.......... START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT ..........
.......... OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO ..........
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......,^%% EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T %%^,......
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...,^%%#¶# HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY #¶#%%^,...
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