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,,,,^==%$@ @@@@$$$$====^^^^####@@@@$$$$====^^^^#### @$%==^,,,,
,^~=%%%¤¤@ ====^^^^####@@@@$$$$====^^^^####@@@@$$$$ @¤¤%%%=~^,
,^~=$¤@### party, bathroom, door locked, lights ###@¤$=~^,
,,,,^~~%¤¤ off, shower curtains drawn. floor full ¤¤%~~^,,,,
,^~=%$¤@@# of dirty clothes, of garbage, and as i #@@¤$%=~^,
,^~=%$¤@## start to unzip my pants, she steps out ##@¤$%=~^,
,^~=%$¤@## of the shower and pushes me to ##@¤$%=~^,
,^~=%$¤@## ####@@@@$$$$==the^^ground.@@$$$$====^^^^ ##@¤$%=~^,
,^~=%$¤@## $$$$====^^^^####@@@@$$$$====^^^^####@@@@ ##@¤$%=~^,
,^~=%$¤@## i wish to be contacted by some ##@¤$%=~^,
,^~=%$¤@## [god, alien] who would bestow upon me ##@¤$%=~^,
,^~=%$¤@## some incredible power that will set ##@¤$%=~^,
,^~=%$¤@## everything right forever. what i don't ##@¤$%=~^,
,,,,,^=$¤¤ know is that this happens multiple ¤¤$=^,,,,,
,^~=%$¤¤¤@ times per second - they ask me: "when @¤¤¤$%=~^,
,,,,,,~%$@ you said the world egg was your ideal @$%~,,,,,,
,^~=%$¤@## body type, did you mean it"? i answer ##@¤$%=~^,
,,,,,,^=$¤ "not really, but i can act like it for ¤$=^,,,,,,
,,^^~=%$$¤ you, if you'd like". at this point ¤$$%=~^^,,
,,,,,^==$¤ however they have already erased my ¤$==^,,,,,
,^~=%$@### memory of the encounter and moved on. ###@$%=~^,
,^~=%$$$¤# subconsciously, this is where my #¤$$$%=~^,
,,,,~%$¤¤@ ^^^^###sadness$$=comes^^###from@$$$$==== @¤¤$%~,,,,
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