I  Love Manhandling The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It  Closely  So That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few  Drops For Myself!