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......^=:$ I  Love Manhandling The Industrial  Size $:=^......
.......^=: Coffee Pots. I  Know The  Grip. My Hands :=^.......
........^=       Are Placed Where They Should.      =^........
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.......... When  I  Remove The  Filter, I  Ever  So ..........
.......... Gently Stroke The  Side Of The  Machine. ..........
.......... Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly ..........
.......... Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. ..........
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.........^ And I  Guard It  Closely  So That I  Can ^.........
........^= Steal Those First Few  Drops For Myself! =^........
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