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&%%†~,....              ~~%  Life  %~~              ....,~†%%&
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~,........ ~ ~ % A  Multitude Of Definitions % ~  ~ ........,~
,......... ~   %   Does    Not   Help.   We   %   ~ .........,
.......... %     Can     Say     "Life     Is     % ..........
.......... ~   %   What    We    Are,   And   %   ~ ..........
.......... ~  ~  %  What  Things  Like  Us  %  ~  ~ ..........
.......... ~   %   Are",    But   Then   We   %   ~ ..........
.......... %    Must    Also    Define    What    % ..........
,......... ~  %  "Things  Like  Us"  Actually  %  ~ .........,
~,........ ~  ~  % Entails,  How It Should  %  ~  ~ ........,~
†~,....... ~   %   Be   Measured,   Who  Or   %   ~ .......,~†
%†~,...... %    What    Is     The    Arbiter,    % ......,~†%
%%†~,..... ~   %   And   So  Instead   There  %   ~ .....,~†%%
&%%†~,.... ~   ~    %   Is   This   Internationally ....,~†%%&
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##&%%†~,.. ~  ~  ~ ~  %  Of  Criteria  %  ~ ~  ~  ~ ..,~†%%&##
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##&%%†~,.. - Life Must Produce Or Consume Milk      ..,~†%%&##
#&%%†~,... - Life Must Have A Beginning And An End  ...,~†%%&#
&%%†~,.... - Life Can Have Dreams And Can Interact  ....,~†%%&
%%†~,..... - Life Can Steal                         .....,~†%%
%†~,...... - Life Can Be Cursed                     ......,~†%
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