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,,,,,,,~^@     MAYBE I'M BORN WITH IT!     ††††     @^~,,,,,,,
,,~†^&@###     MAYBE IT'S CAT PISS!      ††††       ###@&^†~,,
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,,~†^&@###         ††††     FEAR OF AI IS THE TRUTH ###@&^†~,,
,,,,,~^@##       ††††  LEAKING IN BUT STILL COLORED ##@^~,,,,,
,,~†^&@###     ††††   BY THE SIMULATION. IN REALITY ###@&^†~,,
,,,,,,,†^@   ††††          THE MYCELIAL NETWORK HAS @^†,,,,,,,
,,,,,~†^&@ ††††   OVERTAKEN EARTH AND PUT US UNDER. @&^†~,,,,,
,,~†^&@### ††               IT'S P. MUCH THE MATRIX ###@&^†~,,
,,,,,~^@@#                                          #@@^~,,,,,
,,,,,†^^@# THIS IS WHY THE  COLLECTIVE SUBCONSCIOUS #@^^†,,,,,
,,~†^&@### WORKS.   SIMILARLY,  HISTORY  IS  ALWAYS ###@&^†~,,
,,,,,~~^@# DEFINED  BY   WHAT  WE   THINK   IT  IS. #@^~~,,,,,
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,,~†^&&&@# BATTLE  BETWEEN FUNGAL  SPECIES?  ARE WE #@&&&^†~,,
,,~~~††&&# TOO   POWERFUL   AND  WILL  CREATE   THE #&&††~~~,,
,,,,,,,~^@ MUSHROOM   AGAIN,~~~~~~~~  ~  ~  INSIDE? @^~,,,,,,,
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,,,,,†&@## DREAMS ARE OF  THE NETWORK. "GATEWAY  TO ##@&†,,,,,
,,~†^&&@## OLD  EARTH".  MAYBE  OUTER/INNER  EARTH. ##@&&^†~,,
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,,~††††^&@ IN  THIS  REALITY  THERE  ARE  ONLY  TWO @&^††††~,,
,,,,~~†^@@ MATERIALS:    "PLASTIC"   AND    "FRUIT" @@^†~~,,,,
,,,,†††^^@ ~    (BASSICALLY    INORGANIC   AND    ~ @^^†††,,,,
,,~†^&@### ~    ~   ORGANIC    MATERIALS)    ~    ~ ###@&^†~,,
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,,,,,,,†&@ I'D PAY IN BLOOD TO  THIN OUT THE BORDER @&†,,,,,,,
,,~†^&@### BETWEEN   DREAM  AND  REALITY.   BETWEEN ###@&^†~,,
,,~†^&@### DREAM  AND DREAM. LAST ONE TOLD ME  THAT ###@&^†~,,
,,,,,~^&## WORK WAS  CAGING ME IN  A DAMP  AND OILY ##&^~,,,,,
,,~†^&@### BASEMENT   JAIL   CELL.   ~   ~   ~   ~~ ###@&^†~,,
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,,,,,,,†&# THEY  BRAINWASH ME AT WORK BY HAVING  MY #&†,,,,,,,
,,~†^&@### PASSWORD BE  BAD  FOR  MY FINGERS, MAKES ###@&^†~,,
,,~†^&@### ME  PHYSICALLY ILL TO TYPE  IT, AND THEN ###@&^†~,,
,,~†^&@### THEY  REJECT  FOURTY PERCENT OF MY LOGIN ###@&^†~,,
,,,~††&@@@ ATTEMPTS  TO  HAVE  ME  TYPE   IT  MORE, @@@&††~,,,
,,,,~~^&@#                                          #@&^~~,,,,
,,,,,,,†^@ I CALL  AN EMERGENCY  HOTLINE: "WE CAN'T @^†,,,,,,,
,,~†^&&@## TELL YOU WHAT'S  WRONG  WITH  YOU.  YOUR ##@&&^†~,,
,,~†^^^@@# STORY  IS   YOUR  OWN,  NOBODY   ELSES." #@@^^^†~,,
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