,,,,,,,,,^ ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~ ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~† †~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^~†§ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. §†~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~†§£ £§†~^,,,,,
,,,,^~†§£@ #####################~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ @£§†~^,,,,
,,,^~†§£@# #@£§†~^,,,
,,^~†§£@## UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ##@£§†~^,,
,^~†§£@### SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ###@£§†~^,
,,^~†§£@## SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ##@£§†~^,,
,,,^~†§£@# - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, #@£§†~^,,,
,,,,^~†§£@ THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) @£§†~^,,,,
,,,,,^~†§£ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. £§†~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~†§ §†~^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~† EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL †~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~† †~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^~†§ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ §†~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~†§£ £§†~^,,,,,
,,,,^~†§£@ NOTABLE PERSONS WITH @£§†~^,,,,
,,,^~†§£@# UNICORN IMMORTALITY: #@£§†~^,,,
,,^~†§£@## ##@£§†~^,,
,^~†§£@### § DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ###@£§†~^,
,,^~†§£@## THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ##@£§†~^,,
,,,^~†§£@# IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD #@£§†~^,,,
,,,,^~†§£@ NORSE. @£§†~^,,,,
,,,,,^~†§£ £§†~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~†§ § PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF §†~^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~† PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH †~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ § AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~ NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~† FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS †~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^~†§ NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. §†~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~†§£ £§†~^,,,,,
,,,,^~†§£@ § A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN @£§†~^,,,,
,,,^~†§£@# MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY #@£§†~^,,,
,,^~†§£@## CATS AT AGE NINE. ##@£§†~^,,
,^~†§£@### ###@£§†~^,
,,^~†§£@## § DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ##@£§†~^,,
,,,^~†§£@# ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH #@£§†~^,,,
,,,,^~†§£@ GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? @£§†~^,,,,
,,,,,^~†§£ £§†~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~†§ § TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET §†~^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~† INTO DEEP SPACE. †~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~ ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ § OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~† †~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^~†§ §†~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~†§£ £§†~^,,,,,
,,,,^~†§£@ @£§†~^,,,,
,,,^~†§£@# #@£§†~^,,,