*~.¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨.~*
=*~.¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨.~*=
@=*~.¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨.~*=@
#@=*~.¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨.~*=@#
@#@=*~.¨¨¨ ¨¨¨.~*=@#@
#@#@=*~.¨¨ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. ¨¨.~*=@#@#
##@#@=*~.¨ ¨.~*=@#@##
#@#@=*~.¨¨ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ¨¨.~*=@#@#
@#@=*~.¨¨¨ ¨¨¨.~*=@#@
#@=*~.¨¨¨¨ UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ¨¨¨¨.~*=@#
@=*~.¨¨¨¨¨ SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ¨¨¨¨¨.~*=@
=*~.¨¨¨¨¨¨ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ¨¨¨¨¨¨.~*=
*~.¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨.~*
~.¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨.~
.¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨.
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
.¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨.
~.¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NOTABLE PERSONS WITH ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨.~
*~.¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨.~*
=*~.¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨.~*=
@=*~.¨¨¨¨¨ = DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ¨¨¨¨¨.~*=@
#@=*~.¨¨¨¨ THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ¨¨¨¨.~*=@#
@#@=*~.¨¨¨ IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ¨¨¨.~*=@#@
#@#@=*~.¨¨ NORSE. ¨¨.~*=@#@#
##@#@=*~.¨ ¨.~*=@#@##
#@#@=*~.¨¨ = PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ¨¨.~*=@#@#
@#@=*~.¨¨¨ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ¨¨¨.~*=@#@
#@=*~.¨¨¨¨ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ¨¨¨¨.~*=@#
@=*~.¨¨¨¨¨ COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ¨¨¨¨¨.~*=@
=*~.¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨.~*=
*~.¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ = AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨.~*
~.¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨.~
.¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨.
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ = A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ CATS AT AGE NINE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ = DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
.¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨.
~.¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ = TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨.~
*~.¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ INTO DEEP SPACE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨.~*
=*~.¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨.~*=
@=*~.¨¨¨¨¨ = OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ¨¨¨¨¨.~*=@
#@=*~.¨¨¨¨ A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ¨¨¨¨.~*=@#
@#@=*~.¨¨¨ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ¨¨¨.~*=@#@
#@#@=*~.¨¨ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ¨¨.~*=@#@#
##@#@=*~.¨ ¨.~*=@#@##
#@#@=*~.¨¨ ¨¨.~*=@#@#
@#@=*~.¨¨¨ ¨¨¨.~*=@#@
#@=*~.¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨.~*=@#
@=*~.¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨.~*=@