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.~«=*§@###                                          ###@§*=«~.
..~«=*§@##                                          ##@§*=«~..
...~«=*§@# PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    #@§*=«~...
....~«=*§@                                          @§*=«~....
.....~«=*§ #####################««««««««««««««««««« §*=«~.....
....~«=*§@                                          @§*=«~....
...~«=*§@# UNICORN MEAT IS  OILY,  IRIDIESCENT  AND #@§*=«~...
..~«=*§@## SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ##@§*=«~..
.~«=*§@### SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS  USUALLY CURED ###@§*=«~.
..~«=*§@## -  MIXED WITH  LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ##@§*=«~..
...~«=*§@# THEN  SEALED  IN  A DARK  ROOM  (OR PIT) #@§*=«~...
....~«=*§@        TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.       @§*=«~....
.....~«=*§                                          §*=«~.....
....~«=*§@ EATING THE  MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL @§*=«~....
...~«=*§@# LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU  LOSE  THE GRACE #@§*=«~...
..~«=*§@## OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL ##@§*=«~..
.~«=*§@### CLAIM  YOU. IT HAS BEEN  DISCOVERED THAT ###@§*=«~.
..~«=*§@## THIS  DOES NOT  PREVENT YOUR  BODY  FROM ##@§*=«~..
...~«=*§@# GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. #@§*=«~...
....~«=*§@                                          @§*=«~....
.....~«=*§ «««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««« §*=«~.....
....~«=*§@                                          @§*=«~....
...~«=*§@#           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           #@§*=«~...
..~«=*§@##           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           ##@§*=«~..
.~«=*§@###                                          ###@§*=«~.
..~«=*§@##   * DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ##@§*=«~..
...~«=*§@#  THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD   #@§*=«~...
....~«=*§@    IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD     @§*=«~....
.....~«=*§                  NORSE.                  §*=«~.....
....~«=*§@                                          @§*=«~....
...~«=*§@#   * PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF    #@§*=«~...
..~«=*§@##  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  ##@§*=«~..
.~«=*§@###   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   ###@§*=«~.
..~«=*§@##         COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.          ##@§*=«~..
...~«=*§@#                                          #@§*=«~...
....~«=*§@  * AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  @§*=«~....
.....~«=*§     NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A    §*=«~.....
....~«=*§@  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  @§*=«~....
...~«=*§@#   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   #@§*=«~...
..~«=*§@##                                          ##@§*=«~..
.~«=*§@###  * A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN   ###@§*=«~.
..~«=*§@##   MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY  ##@§*=«~..
...~«=*§@#             CATS AT AGE NINE.            #@§*=«~...
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.....~«=*§     * DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     §*=«~.....
....~«=*§@     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     @§*=«~....
...~«=*§@#      GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?     #@§*=«~...
..~«=*§@##                                          ##@§*=«~..
.~«=*§@###    * TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET   ###@§*=«~.
..~«=*§@##             INTO DEEP SPACE.             ##@§*=«~..
...~«=*§@#                                          #@§*=«~...
....~«=*§@ * OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN  @§*=«~....
.....~«=*§   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   §*=«~.....
....~«=*§@  SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO @§*=«~....
...~«=*§@#         REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.        #@§*=«~...
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