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.~«†§%&@@# PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    #@@&%§†«~.
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.~«†§%&@@# @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@««««««««««««««««««« #@@&%§†«~.
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.~«†§§§%&@ UNICORN  MEAT IS OILY,  IRIDIESCENT  AND @&%§§§†«~.
.~«†§%@@## SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ##@@%§†«~.
.~«†§%&@@# SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT  IS USUALLY CURED #@@&%§†«~.
.~«†§%&@@# - MIXED WITH  LARGE  QUANTITIES OF SALT, #@@&%§†«~.
.~«†§%&@@@ THEN  SEALED IN  A DARK  ROOM  (OR  PIT) @@@&%§†«~.
.~«†§%&@@@       TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.        @@@&%§†«~.
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.....~~†%@ EATING THE MEAT  IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL @%†~~.....
.~«†§%@@## LIFE.  BY INDULGING, YOU  LOSE THE GRACE ##@@%§†«~.
.~«†§%@@## OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL ##@@%§†«~.
.~«†§%&@@@ CLAIM  YOU.  IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT @@@&%§†«~.
.~«†§%&@@@ THIS  DOES  NOT PREVENT  YOUR  BODY FROM @@@&%§†«~.
.~«††§%%@@ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. @@%%§††«~.
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.~«†§%&@## «««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««« ##@&%§†«~.
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.~†§%&@@##           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           ##@@&%§†~.
......~†%&           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           &%†~......
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.....~«§§&   § DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   &§§«~.....
.~«†††%&@@   THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD  @@&%†††«~.
.~«†§%&@@@     IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD    @@@&%§†«~.
.~«†§%&@@#                  NORSE.                  #@@&%§†«~.
.~«†§§%&&&                                          &&&%§§†«~.
.....~«†%&    § PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF   &%†«~.....
......««§&  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  &§««......
.~«†§%&@@@   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   @@@&%§†«~.
....«§%%@@          COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.         @@%%§«....
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.~«†††%&&@  § AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  @&&%†††«~.
......«§&@     NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A    @&§«......
....«††§%&  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  &%§††«....
.~«†§%@@##   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   ##@@%§†«~.
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.~«§%&@@##  § A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN   ##@@&%§«~.
.~«†§%&@@#  MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY   #@@&%§†«~.
....«§§&&&             CATS AT AGE NINE.            &&&§§«....
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.~««««††%@     § DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     @%††««««~.
....~~~«§&     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     &§«~~~....
.~«†§%&@@#      GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?     #@@&%§†«~.
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.~«††§%%%&   § TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET    &%%%§††«~.
.~«†§%&@@#             INTO DEEP SPACE.             #@@&%§†«~.
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.~««†§%&@@  § OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN @@&%§†««~.
.~«†§%&@##   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   ##@&%§†«~.
......~†%@  SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO @%†~......
.~«†§§%%&&        REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.         &&%%§§†«~.
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