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.,~^%%§££# UNICORN MEAT  IS OILY,  IRIDIESCENT  AND #££§%%^~,.
.,~^%%§£## SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ##£§%%^~,.
....,^%§££ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE  IT IS USUALLY CURED ££§%^,....
....,^%%£# - MIXED  WITH LARGE  QUANTITIES OF SALT, #£%%^,....
..,~~^%§§§ THEN  SEALED  IN  A DARK ROOM  (OR  PIT) §§§%^~~,..
...,^^%%££       TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.        ££%%^^,...
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...~^^%§£# EATING  THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL #£§%^^~...
.,~^%%§£## LIFE.  BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE  THE GRACE ##£§%%^~,.
.,~^%%§£## OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL ##£§%%^~,.
.,~^%%§£## CLAIM YOU. IT HAS  BEEN DISCOVERED  THAT ##£§%%^~,.
...,~^^%§# THIS DOES NOT  PREVENT  YOUR  BODY  FROM #§%^^~,...
..,~^%%%££ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ££%%%^~,..
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.,~^%%§£##   % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ##£§%%^~,.
......,^%£  THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD   £%^,......
.,~^%%§£##     IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD    ##£§%%^~,.
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.,~^%%§§§#   % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF    #§§§%%^~,.
......~~%§  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  §%~~......
.,~^%%§£##   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   ##£§%%^~,.
.,~^%%§£##          COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.         ##£§%%^~,.
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.,~^%%§£##  % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  ##£§%%^~,.
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.,~^%§£###  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  ###£§%^~,.
.,~^%%§£##   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   ##£§%%^~,.
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...~~^%§§§   % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN  §§§%^~~...
.,~^%§£###  MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY   ###£§%^~,.
.,~^%%§£##             CATS AT AGE NINE.            ##£§%%^~,.
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.,~^%%§£##     % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     ##£§%%^~,.
....,~^%§§     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     §§%^~,....
.,~^%%§£##     GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?      ##£§%%^~,.
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.,~^%§£###    % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET   ###£§%^~,.
.,~^%%§§§§             INTO DEEP SPACE.             §§§§%%^~,.
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...,^^^%%£ % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN  £%%^^^,...
...,~^^%£#   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   #£%^^~,...
.,~^%%§£## SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO  ##£§%%^~,.
.,~^%%§££#        REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.         #££§%%^~,.
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