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~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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«~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~«
†«~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~«†
=†«~¨¨¨¨¨¨ OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ¨¨¨¨¨¨~«†=
@=†«~¨¨¨¨¨ CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ¨¨¨¨¨~«†=@
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@@@=†«~¨¨¨ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ¨¨¨~«†=@@@
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@=†«~¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨~«†=@
=†«~¨¨¨¨¨¨ = DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ¨¨¨¨¨¨~«†=
†«~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~«†
«~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~«
~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NORSE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ = PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ = AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
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†«~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ = A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~«†
=†«~¨¨¨¨¨¨ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ¨¨¨¨¨¨~«†=
@=†«~¨¨¨¨¨ CATS AT AGE NINE. ¨¨¨¨¨~«†=@
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@@@=†«~¨¨¨ = DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ¨¨¨~«†=@@@
#@@@=†«~¨¨ ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ¨¨~«†=@@@#
##@@@=†«~¨ GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ¨~«†=@@@##
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@@@=†«~¨¨¨ = TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ¨¨¨~«†=@@@
@@=†«~¨¨¨¨ INTO DEEP SPACE. ¨¨¨¨~«†=@@
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=†«~¨¨¨¨¨¨ = OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ¨¨¨¨¨¨~«†=
†«~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~«†
«~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~«
~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
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