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......~-^§ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. §^-~......
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......~-^§ UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND §^-~......
.....~-^§¤ SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ¤§^-~.....
....~-^§¤@ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED @¤§^-~....
...~-^§¤@# - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, #@¤§^-~...
..~-^§¤@## THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ##@¤§^-~..
.~-^§¤@### TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ###@¤§^-~.
..~-^§¤@## ##@¤§^-~..
...~-^§¤@# EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL #@¤§^-~...
....~-^§¤@ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE @¤§^-~....
.....~-^§¤ OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ¤§^-~.....
......~-^§ CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT §^-~......
.......~-^ THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ^-~.......
........~- GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. -~........
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....~-^§¤@ NOTABLE PERSONS WITH @¤§^-~....
...~-^§¤@# UNICORN IMMORTALITY: #@¤§^-~...
..~-^§¤@## ##@¤§^-~..
.~-^§¤@### § DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ###@¤§^-~.
..~-^§¤@## THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ##@¤§^-~..
...~-^§¤@# IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD #@¤§^-~...
....~-^§¤@ NORSE. @¤§^-~....
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......~-^§ § PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF §^-~......
.......~-^ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ^-~.......
........~- BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. -~........
.......~-^ COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ^-~.......
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.....~-^§¤ § AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ¤§^-~.....
....~-^§¤@ NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A @¤§^-~....
...~-^§¤@# FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS #@¤§^-~...
..~-^§¤@## NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ##@¤§^-~..
.~-^§¤@### ###@¤§^-~.
..~-^§¤@## § A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ##@¤§^-~..
...~-^§¤@# MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY #@¤§^-~...
....~-^§¤@ CATS AT AGE NINE. @¤§^-~....
.....~-^§¤ ¤§^-~.....
......~-^§ § DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS §^-~......
.......~-^ ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ^-~.......
........~- GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? -~........
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......~-^§ § TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET §^-~......
.....~-^§¤ INTO DEEP SPACE. ¤§^-~.....
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...~-^§¤@# § OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN #@¤§^-~...
..~-^§¤@## A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ##@¤§^-~..
.~-^§¤@### SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ###@¤§^-~.
..~-^§¤@## REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ##@¤§^-~..
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