TAPE DREAM                
                                 
                                          
 FOR  STORING  MUSIC  ON. ALSO  DATA  BUT 
 AT   THIS  POINT   IN  TIME  THAT'S  NOT 
        REALLY IMPORTANT I THINK.         
                                          
                                          
       TYPES OF TAPE      
                                          
           CLASS I - "BAD" IRON           
         CLASS II - GOOD CHROMIUM         
       CLASS III - BAD IRON PART TWO      
       CLASS IV - DANGEROUS METALS        
                                          
 RUMORS EXIST ABOUT A SECRET CLASS V TAPE 
         THAT IS ACTUALLY USEFUL.         
                                          
                 BIAS                 
                                          
 CLASS  I  USES  ONE  HUNDRED  AND TWENTY 
   MICRO-SOMETHING WHILE THE OTHERS ALL   
 USE   SEVENTY   OF    THE   SAME   UNIT. 
                                          
                                          
        AHA AND         
                                          
 CLASS  IV  IS APPARENTLY TOO  STRONG  TO 
 BE  USED  ON  CLASS  I PLAYERS.  IT WILL 
 SOUND  TOO   LOUND  AND  IT   CANNOT  BE 
 COMPLETELY ERASED. THIS  IS  VERY  WELL. 
  MAYBE SOME WONDERFUL BLENDING EFFECTS   
            COULD BE ACHIEVED?            
                                          
 THEY  ALSO  GNAW AT THE TAPE HEADS A BIT 
     BETTER THAN EARLIER TAPE TYPES.      
                                          
                                          
        ARTIFACTS         
                                          
 GOOD TAPES ARE  DECENT  AND HAVE A  GOOD 
 HIGH  FREQUENCY PRESENCE, BAD  TAPES ARE 
 LOFI IF  NOT OUTRIGHT BAD.  IDK, I KINDA 
                 LIKE IT.                 
                                          
 BIAS  LOSS:  IF YOU  FORGET THE BIAS WHO 
 KNOWS  WHATS   EVEN  ON  THERE   ANYMORE 
                                          
  FLUTTER: KINDA QUICK PITCH VARIATIONS.  
   BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL, EXTRAORDINARY.   
                                          
 WOW: A SLOWER  FLUTTER, USUALLY  SEVERAL 
 SECONDS  LONG.  WHAT UP.  BOTH OF  THESE 
   INCREASE WHEN TAPE SPEED DECREASES.    
                                          
 PRINT THROUGH: TAPES RUB  SOUND  ON EACH 
 OTHER  IF  THEYRE  ALONE  FOR  TOO  LONG