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.....=^*&# white noise  is the  sound  of  big bang #&*^=.....
..=^*%&@##        the universes sedative hiss       ##@&%*^=..
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..=^*%&### pink noise  is the  sound  of the  river ###&%*^=..
.....=^*&&      beyond the grove, releasing the     &&*^=.....
..=^*%&@##               winter waters              ##@&%*^=..
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..=^*%&@## brown noise  is the sound  of your blood ##@&%*^=..
..=^*%&@##    pressing itself through your body     ##@&%*^=..
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..=^*%&### black noise is the sound of the new moon ###&%*^=..
..=^*%%&@#         in a cloudless night sky         #@&%%*^=..
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