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.......~»/             . VOLCA .#. FM .             /»~.......
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......~»/§ FREQUENCY  MODULATION IS GREAT ON  PAPER §/»~......
.....~»/§* OR  WITH  A  USER INTERFACE  THAT'S  NOT *§/»~.....
....~»/§*#   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   #*§/»~....
...~»/§*## REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE ##*§/»~...
..~»/§*###                 MATTER.                  ###*§/»~..
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..~»/§*### ACTUALLY,  I'M  SELLING  THIS ONE.  FUCK ###*§/»~..
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......~»/§ I WAS  HOPING FOR  IT  TO VOCALIZE  LIKE §/»~......
.......~»/ BEASTSKIN  ARMOR,  OR PERHAPS  OFFER  ME /»~.......
........~» THE  SAME KIND  OF  DEFENSIVE  ABILITIES »~........
.......~»/  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  /»~.......
......~»/§ REALLY  HOPING IT  WOULD LET ME  SURVIVE §/»~......
.....~»/§*      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      *§/»~.....
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...~»/§*## BUT NO! OUT OF  THE BOX  IT SOUNDS  LIKE ##*§/»~...
..~»/§*### PLASTIC  AND IF YOU WRIGGLE THE DIALS IT ###*§/»~..
.~»/§*#### SOUNDS LIKE  AN  ANGRY  DIAL  UP.  FUCK! ####*§/»~.
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