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.&&..&..&. THE  SAME KIND  OF  DEFENSIVE  ABILITIES &..&....&&
&.&.&&.&&.  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  &.&&...&.&
&&&&.&&.&. REALLY  HOPING  IT WOULD  LET ME SURVIVE &&.&..&&&.
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&..&&&&&&. PLASTIC AND IF YOU WRIGGLE  THE DIALS IT &&&.&....&
&.&.....&. SOUNDS  LIKE AN  ANGRY  DIAL  UP.  FUCK! ..&&&...&.
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