TAPE DREAM                
                                 
                                          
 FOR STORING  MUSIC  ON.  ALSO  DATA  BUT 
 AT  THIS  POINT   IN  TIME   THAT'S  NOT 
        REALLY IMPORTANT I THINK.         
                                          
                                          
      TYPES OF TAPE       
                                          
           CLASS I - "BAD" IRON           
         CLASS II - GOOD CHROMIUM         
       CLASS III - BAD IRON PART TWO      
        CLASS IV - DANGEROUS METALS       
                                          
 RUMORS EXIST ABOUT A SECRET CLASS V TAPE 
         THAT IS ACTUALLY USEFUL.         
                                          
                 BIAS                 
                                          
 CLASS  I  USES  ONE  HUNDRED AND  TWENTY 
   MICRO-SOMETHING WHILE THE OTHERS ALL   
 USE   SEVENTY   OF   THE   SAME    UNIT. 
                                          
                                          
        AHA AND         
                                          
 CLASS  IV  IS  APPARENTLY TOO  STRONG TO 
 BE  USED ON  CLASS  I  PLAYERS.  IT WILL 
 SOUND  TOO  LOUND  AND   IT   CANNOT  BE 
 COMPLETELY  ERASED.  THIS IS VERY  WELL. 
  MAYBE SOME WONDERFUL BLENDING EFFECTS   
            COULD BE ACHIEVED?            
                                          
 THEY  ALSO GNAW AT THE TAPE  HEADS A BIT 
      BETTER THAN EARLIER TAPE TYPES.     
                                          
                                          
        ARTIFACTS         
                                          
 GOOD  TAPES ARE DECENT  AND  HAVE A GOOD 
 HIGH  FREQUENCY PRESENCE, BAD  TAPES ARE 
 LOFI IF  NOT OUTRIGHT BAD.  IDK, I KINDA 
                 LIKE IT.                 
                                          
 BIAS LOSS:  IF YOU FORGET  THE  BIAS WHO 
 KNOWS  WHATS  EVEN   ON  THERE   ANYMORE 
                                          
  FLUTTER: KINDA QUICK PITCH VARIATIONS.  
   BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL, EXTRAORDINARY.   
                                          
 WOW:  A SLOWER FLUTTER,  USUALLY SEVERAL 
 SECONDS LONG.  WHAT  UP. BOTH  OF  THESE 
   INCREASE WHEN TAPE SPEED DECREASES.    
                                          
 PRINT THROUGH:  TAPES  RUB SOUND ON EACH 
 OTHER  IF  THEYRE  ALONE  FOR  TOO  LONG