R1TU4LS FOR COMPUT3R OP3R4T1ON                     
                                                              
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,,###,,,#, TH3  COMPUT3R 1S 4 V3RY  COMMON TOOL  1N ##,,#,,,,,
,,#,##,,,, TH3 FUTUR3S, 4ND 1N SOM3 W4YS 3VEN  NOW. ###,,#,,,,
,,,,###,,, 1TS  JOB 1S TO DO V4ST  4MOUNTS OF SM4LL #,##,,#,,,
,,,,#,##,, C4LCULAT1ONS 1N  4 SHORT 4MOUNT OF T1M3. ,,###,,#,,
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,,,,,,#,## MOST WORK ON  TH3 PR1NCIPL3S  OF  POS1NG ,,,,###,,#
#,,,,,,,## TH3  PROBL3M ON  4 H1LB3RT  PL4N3, WH1CH ,,,,#,##,,
,#,,,,,,#, 1S  TH3N FOLD3D  OUT  OF  C4USAL1TY,  SO ,,,,,,###,
,,#,,,,,,, TH4T  D43MONS   C4N  SOLV3  TH3  PROBL3M ,,,,,,#,##
#,,#,,,,,,   W1THOUT 4FF3CT1NG R34L L1F3. (TH3SE    ,,,,,,,,##
##,,#,,,,, D43MONS  4R3  UND3R  CONTR4CT  W1TH  TH3 ,,,,,,,,#,
###,,#,,,,          COMPUT3R M4NUFACTUR3R.)         ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,###,,#,,   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   ,,,,,,,,,,
,,#,##,,#, CL3RKS  TO PR4Y TO TH3  "GODS"  OF TH31R ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,###,,# COMPUT3R,  OR TO  TH3 D43MONS  DO1NG TH3 #,,,,,,,,,
,,,,#,##,, WORK,   FOR   4  QU1CK  4ND  F4ULT  FR3E ##,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,###,                OP3R4T1ON.                ###,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,##       SOM3 UB1QUITOUS 4ND G3NER4LLY      ,,###,,,,,
,,,,,,,,#,    NON-CONTROV3RS14L R1TU4LS 1NCLUD3:    ,,#,##,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,,      --# L1GHT 4 SC3NTED C4NDL3 #--      ,#,,#,##,,
,,,,,,,,,,        --# FOR QU13T 4ND C4LM #--        ,,#,,,###,
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#,,,,,,,,,     --# R3C1TE 4 M4NTRA OR OTH3R #--     ,,,,#,,,##
##,,,,,,,,    --# R34SSUR1NG M3SS4GE TO M4K3 #--    #,,,,#,,#,
###,,,,,,,     --# TH3 COMPUT3R COMFORT4BL3 #--     ##,,,,#,,,
#,##,,,,,,            --# 4ND 4T 34SE #--           ,##,,,,#,,
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,,#,##,,,,     --# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #--     ,#,##,,,,#
#,,,###,,,     --# PR4Y3R FOR SOL4C3, TO B3 #--     ,,,###,,,,
,#,,#,##,,   --# L3FT 4LON3 DUR1NG TH31R WORK #--   ,,,#,##,,,
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,,,#,,#,##   --# OFF3R 4 CUP OF ST34M1NG T34 #--    ,,,,,#,##,
,,,,#,,,##    --# OR 4 M34L TO TH3 M4CH1N3S #--     ,,,,,,,###
#,,,,#,,#,     --# (SOM3T1MES, BY F3Y RUL3S, #--    ,,,,,,,#,#
##,,,,#,,,     --# TH3 D43MONS 4R3 4LLOW3D #--      ,,,,,,,,,#
,##,,,,#,,       --# TO R3SPOND TO TH1S) #--        ,,,,,,,,,#
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           WOULD    YOU    CONS1D3R    COD3    GOLF           
           TO     B3    4     K1ND    OF    PR4Y3R?           
           4S    1N,   YOU   M4K3   4   CONVOLUT3D,           
           1NTRIC4T3,   B34UT1FUL,   4ND    US3LESS           
           4RT1FACT.  4S  1N,  YOU'R3  US1NG   YOUR           
           SK1LLS    TO    4SK    FOR    SOM3TH1NG,           
                                                              
           ...1'D  4SK  FOR  4  H4NDFUL  OF   BUGS?           
                                                              
           COD3    H4S    BUGS,    LOTS    OF   1T.