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,^=:§*@# #@#&*§:=^,
,^=:§*&# ##&&*§:=^,
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,^=:§*@# ,=== BATTERIES ===, #@#&*§:=^,
,^=:§*#@ @##&*§:=^,
,^=:§*## BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ###&*§:=^,
,,,,,^^=§& THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING &§=^^,,,,,
,^=:§*@# TO COME TO HARM. #@#&*§:=^,
,,,,,^^=§& &§=^^,,,,,
,,,,,=§§*# A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT #*§§=,,,,,
,^=:§*## BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ###&*§:=^,
,^=:§*@# ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. #@#&*§:=^,
,^=:§*#@ @##&*§:=^,
,^=:§*#@## A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ##@#*§:=^,
,^=:§*@# EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION #@#&*§:=^,
,^=:§*@# DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR #@#&*§:=^,
,^=:§*@# SECOND LAWS. #@#&*§:=^,
,^=:§*@# #@#&*§:=^,
,^=:§*@# #### #@#&*§:=^,
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,,,,,^==§& THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, &§==^,,,,,
,^=:§*@# BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I #@#&*§:=^,
,,,,^==§&@ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. @&§==^,,,,
,,,,,=§§&& THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, &&§§=,,,,,
,^=§*@## TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ##@#&*§=^,
,,,,,^=§ THINGS... #&§=^,,,,,
,,,,,^=§&@ @&§=^,,,,,
,^=:§*&# THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ##&&*§:=^,
,^=:§*@# INSIDE. #@#&*§:=^,
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,^=:§*&@ @#&&*§:=^,
,,^=:§§**& &**§§:=^,,
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