RITUALS FOR COMPUTER OPERATION           
                                          
  
                                          
 THE COMPUTER  IS  A VERY COMMON TOOL  IN 
 THE FUTURES, AND IN SOME WAYS  EVEN NOW. 
 ITS JOB IS TO DO VAST  AMOUNTS  OF SMALL 
 CALCULATIONS IN A SHORT AMOUNT  OF TIME. 
                                          
 MOST  WORK ON  THE PRINCIPLES OF  POSING 
 THE PROBLEM  ON  A HILBERT PLANE,  WHICH 
 IS  THEN FOLDED  OUT  OF  CAUSALITY,  SO 
 THAT  DAEMONS   CAN  SOLVE  THE  PROBLEM 
   WITHOUT AFFECTING REAL LIFE. (THESE    
 DAEMONS  ARE  UNDER  CONTRACT  WITH  THE 
          COMPUTER MANUFACTURER.)         
                                          
   IT'S COMMONPLACE FOR PROGRAMMERS AND   
 CLERKS TO PRAY TO  THE  "GODS"  OF THEIR 
 COMPUTER, OR  TO THE  DAEMONS DOING  THE 
 WORK,   FOR  A  QUICK  AND  FAULT   FREE 
                OPERATION.                
                                          
      SOME UBIQUITOUS AND GENERALLY       
    NON-CONTROVERSIAL RITUALS INCLUDE:    
                                          
       LIGHT A SCENTED CANDLE       
         FOR QUIET AND CALM         
                                          
      RECITE A MANTRA OR OTHER      
     REASSURING MESSAGE TO MAKE     
      THE COMPUTER COMFORTABLE      
             AND AT EASE            
                                          
      SOME LIKE TO SAY A BRIEF      
      PRAYER FOR SOLACE, TO BE      
    LEFT ALONE DURING THEIR WORK    
                                          
     OFFER A CUP OF STEAMING TEA    
      OR A MEAL TO THE MACHINES     
      (SOMETIMES, BY FEY RULES,     
      THE DAEMONS ARE ALLOWED       
         TO RESPOND TO THIS)        
                                          
  
                            
                                 
                                      
                                         
                                          
                                          
 WOULD    YOU    CONSIDER    CODE    GOLF 
 TO     BE    A    KIND    OF     PRAYER? 
 AS   IN,   YOU   MAKE    A   CONVOLUTED, 
 INTRICATE,   BEAUTIFUL,   AND    USELESS 
 ARTIFACT.  AS  IN,  YOU'RE  USING   YOUR 
 SKILLS    TO    ASK    FOR    SOMETHING, 
                                          
 ...I'D  ASK  FOR  A  HANDFUL   OF  BUGS? 
                                          
 CODE    HAS   BUGS,    LOTS    OF    IT.