RITUALS FOR COMPUTER OPERATION
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....&....& THE COMPUTER IS A VERY COMMON TOOL IN .......&&&
.&&...&&.. THE FUTURES, AND IN SOME WAYS EVEN NOW. &&&&&&..&.
....&..... ITS JOB IS TO DO VAST AMOUNTS OF SMALL &&&&&.....
&&&...&&&& CALCULATIONS IN A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME. .&&&..&&&&
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&......... MOST WORK ON THE PRINCIPLES OF POSING ....&&..&&
..&&&&&&&. THE PROBLEM ON A HILBERT PLANE, WHICH &&&......&
...&&&&&.. IS THEN FOLDED OUT OF CAUSALITY, SO &&..&&&&..
&&..&&&... THAT DAEMONS CAN SOLVE THE PROBLEM &....&&..&
&....&..&& WITHOUT AFFECTING REAL LIFE. (THESE ..&&......
..&&.....& DAEMONS ARE UNDER CONTRACT WITH THE &....&&&&.
&....&&&.. COMPUTER MANUFACTURER.) ..&&..&&..
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&.......&& IT'S COMMONPLACE FOR PROGRAMMERS AND ..&&&&&&&&
..&&&&&..& CLERKS TO PRAY TO THE "GODS" OF THEIR ...&&&&&&&
...&&&.... COMPUTER, OR TO THE DAEMONS DOING THE &&..&&&&&.
&&..&..&&. WORK, FOR A QUICK AND FAULT FREE &....&&&..
.......... OPERATION. ..&&..&...
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&&&&&&&&&& SOME UBIQUITOUS AND GENERALLY ..&&&&&..&
&&&&&&&&&. NON-CONTROVERSIAL RITUALS INCLUDE: &..&&&....
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..&&&&&... ==# LIGHT A SCENTED CANDLE #== .&&.......
&..&&&..&& ==# FOR QUIET AND CALM #== ....&&&&&&
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.&&...&&&& ==# RECITE A MANTRA OR OTHER #== ......&&&.
....&..&&& ==# REASSURING MESSAGE TO MAKE #== &&&&&..&..
&&&.....&& ==# THE COMPUTER COMFORTABLE #== &&&&.....&
&&..&&&..& ==# AND AT EASE #== &&&..&&&..
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&&&&...&&& ==# SOME LIKE TO SAY A BRIEF #== &..&&...&&
&&&..&..&& ==# PRAYER FOR SOLACE, TO BE #== ......&..&
&&........ ==# LEFT ALONE DURING THEIR WORK #== &&&&&.....
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&&..&&&&&& ==# OFFER A CUP OF STEAMING TEA #== &&&....&..
.....&&&&& ==# OR A MEAL TO THE MACHINES #== .&..&&....
&&&&..&&&. ==# (SOMETIMES, BY FEY RULES, #== .......&&&
&&&....&.. ==# THE DAEMONS ARE ALLOWED #== &&&&&&..&&
&&..&&.... ==# TO RESPOND TO THIS) #== &&&&&....&
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