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##¶#@**~^,            ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~,           ,^~**@#¶##
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#***^^^^,, BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ,,^^^^***#
¶@**^^,,,, THROUGH  INACTION,  ALLOW  A HUMAN BEING ,,,,^^**@¶
##@@@**~^,             TO COME TO HARM.             ,^~**@@@##
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¶¶@*^,,,,, A BATTERY  MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ,,,,,^*@¶¶
¶@@@***~^, BY  HUMAN  BEINGS   EXCEPT  WHERE   SUCH ,^~***@@@¶
##¶#@**~^, ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ,^~**@#¶##
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####@**~^, A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ,^~**@####
##¶#@**~^, EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS  SUCH PROTECTION ,^~**@#¶##
##¶#@**~^, DOES  NOT  CONFLICT WITH  THE  FIRST  OR ,^~**@#¶##
¶###@**~^,               SECOND LAWS.               ,^~**@###¶
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#**^,,,,,,  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   ,,,,,,^**#
¶@*^^,,,,, BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ,,,,,^^*@¶
#**~^,,,,,   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ,,,,,^~**#
##¶#@**~^,         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        ,^~**@#¶##
#¶@@*~~,,,    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ,,,~~*@@¶#
#@*~,,,,,,                 THINGS...                ,,,,,,~*@#
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##¶#@**~^, THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ,^~**@#¶##
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