RITUALS FOR COMPUTER OPERATION
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&,,&,&,,&& THE COMPUTER IS A VERY COMMON TOOL IN &,&,&,&&,&
&,&&,&,&,& THE FUTURES, AND IN SOME WAYS EVEN NOW. &,&,&,,&,,
&,,&,&,&,& ITS JOB IS TO DO VAST AMOUNTS OF SMALL &,&,&,&&,&
&,&&,&,&,& CALCULATIONS IN A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME. &,&,&,,&,,
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&,&&,&,&,& MOST WORK ON THE PRINCIPLES OF POSING &,&,&,,&,,
&,,&,&,&,& THE PROBLEM ON A HILBERT PLANE, WHICH &,&,&,&&,&
&,&&,&,&,& IS THEN FOLDED OUT OF CAUSALITY, SO &,&,&,,&,,
&,,&,&,&,& THAT DAEMONS CAN SOLVE THE PROBLEM &,&,&,&&,&
&,&&,&,&,& WITHOUT AFFECTING REAL LIFE. (THESE &,&,&,,&,,
&,,&,&,&,& DAEMONS ARE UNDER CONTRACT WITH THE &,&,&,&&,&
&,&&,&,&,& COMPUTER MANUFACTURER.) &,&,&,,&,,
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&,&&,&,&,& IT'S COMMONPLACE FOR PROGRAMMERS AND &,&,&,,&,,
&,,&,&,&,& CLERKS TO PRAY TO THE "GODS" OF THEIR &,&,&,&&,&
&,&&,&,&,& COMPUTER, OR TO THE DAEMONS DOING THE &,&,&,,&,,
&,,&,&,&,& WORK, FOR A QUICK AND FAULT FREE &,&,&,&&,&
&,&&,&,&,& OPERATION. &,&,&,,&,,
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&,&&,&,&,& SOME UBIQUITOUS AND GENERALLY &,&,&,,&,,
&,,&,&,&,& NON-CONTROVERSIAL RITUALS INCLUDE: &,&,&,&&,&
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&,,&,&,&,& »»# LIGHT A SCENTED CANDLE #»» &,&,&,&&,&
&,&&,&,&,& »»# FOR QUIET AND CALM #»» &,&,&,,&,,
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&,&&,&,&,& »»# RECITE A MANTRA OR OTHER #»» &,&,&,,&,,
&,,&,&,&,& »»# REASSURING MESSAGE TO MAKE #»» &,&,&,&&,&
&,&&,&,&,& »»# THE COMPUTER COMFORTABLE #»» &,&,&,,&,,
&,,&,&,&,& »»# AND AT EASE #»» &,&,&,&&,&
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&,,&,&,&,& »»# SOME LIKE TO SAY A BRIEF #»» &,&,&,&&,&
&,&&,&,&,& »»# PRAYER FOR SOLACE, TO BE #»» &,&,&,,&,,
&,,&,&,&,& »»# LEFT ALONE DURING THEIR WORK #»» &,&,&,&&,&
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&,,&,&,&,& »»# OFFER A CUP OF STEAMING TEA #»» &,&,&,&&,&
&,&&,&,&,& »»# OR A MEAL TO THE MACHINES #»» &,&,&,,&,,
&,,&,&,&,& »»# (SOMETIMES, BY FEY RULES, #»» &,&,&,&&,&
&,&&,&,&,& »»# THE DAEMONS ARE ALLOWED #»» &,&,&,,&,,
&,,&,&,&,& »»# TO RESPOND TO THIS) #»» &,&,&,&&,&
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WOULD YOU CONSIDER CODE GOLF
TO BE A KIND OF PRAYER?
AS IN, YOU MAKE A CONVOLUTED,
INTRICATE, BEAUTIFUL, AND USELESS
ARTIFACT. AS IN, YOU'RE USING YOUR
SKILLS TO ASK FOR SOMETHING,
...I'D ASK FOR A HANDFUL OF BUGS?
CODE HAS BUGS, LOTS OF IT.