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==-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨            ¨=== BATTERIES ===¨           ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-==
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$%==-¨¨¨¨¨ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ¨¨¨¨¨-==%$
@$%==-¨¨¨¨ THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW  A  HUMAN BEING ¨¨¨¨-==%$@
¶@$%==-¨¨¨             TO COME TO HARM.             ¨¨¨-==%$@¶
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##¶@$%==-¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE  ORDERS GIVEN IT ¨-==%$@¶##
#¶@$%==-¨¨ BY  HUMAN  BEINGS   EXCEPT   WHERE  SUCH ¨¨-==%$@¶#
¶@$%==-¨¨¨ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ¨¨¨-==%$@¶
@$%==-¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨-==%$@
$%==-¨¨¨¨¨ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ¨¨¨¨¨-==%$
%==-¨¨¨¨¨¨ EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS  SUCH PROTECTION ¨¨¨¨¨¨-==%
==-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ DOES  NOT CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  OR ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-==
%==-¨¨¨¨¨¨               SECOND LAWS.               ¨¨¨¨¨¨-==%
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@$%==-¨¨¨¨                   ####                   ¨¨¨¨-==%$@
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#¶@$%==-¨¨  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   ¨¨-==%$@¶#
##¶@$%==-¨ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ¨-==%$@¶##
#¶@$%==-¨¨   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ¨¨-==%$@¶#
¶@$%==-¨¨¨        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         ¨¨¨-==%$@¶
@$%==-¨¨¨¨    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ¨¨¨¨-==%$@
$%==-¨¨¨¨¨                THINGS...                 ¨¨¨¨¨-==%$
%==-¨¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨¨-==%
==-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-==
%==-¨¨¨¨¨¨                  INSIDE.                 ¨¨¨¨¨¨-==%
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