rituals for computer operation
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..##...... ..########
.....####. the computer is a very common tool in #..######.
####..##.. the futures, and in some ways even now. ....####..
.##....... its job is to do vast amounts of small ###..##...
....###### calculations in a short amount of time. ##......##
.##..##### #..####...
......#### most work on the principles of posing ....##..##
.####..### the problem on a hilbert plane, which ###.......
..##....## is then folded out of causality, so ##..######
.....##... that daemons can solve the problem #....####.
####....## without affecting real life. (these ..##..##..
.##..##... daemons are under contract with the ..........
........## computer manufacturer.) ##########
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..####.... it's commonplace for programmers and ..######..
#..##..### clerks to pray to the "gods" of their #..####..#
........## computer, or to the daemons doing the ....##....
#######..# work, for a quick and fault free ###....###
######.... operation. ##..##..##
#####..##. .........#
####...... some ubiquitous and generally ########..
.##..####. non-controversial rituals include: .######...
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.####....# ~~# light a scented candle #~~ ...##.....
..##..##.. ~~# for quiet and calm #~~ ##....####
.......... #..##..##.
########## ~~# recite a mantra or other #~~ ..........
.########. ~~# reassuring message to make #~~ .########.
..######.. ~~# the computer comfortable #~~ ..######..
#..####... ~~# and at ease #~~ ...####..#
....##..## ##..##....
###....... ~~# some like to say a brief #~~ .......###
##..###### ~~# prayer for solace, to be #~~ ######..##
#....##### ~~# left alone during their work #~~ #####....#
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#......### ~~# offer a cup of steaming tea #~~ ###......#
..####..## ~~# or a meal to the machines #~~ ##..####..
#..##....# ~~# (sometimes, by fey rules, #~~ .....##..#
......##.. ~~# the daemons are allowed #~~ ####......
#####..... ~~# to respond to this) #~~ ###..#####
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would you consider code golf
to be a kind of prayer?
as in, you make a convoluted,
intricate, beautiful, and useless
artifact. as in, you're using your
skills to ask for something,
...i'd ask for a handful of bugs?
code has bugs, lots of it.