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###@§%%~~.            .~~~ BATTERIES ~~~.           .~~%%§@###
##@§%%†~~.                                          .~~†%%§@##
##@§%%†~~. BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, .~~†%%§@##
###@§%%~~. THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW  A  HUMAN BEING .~~%%§@###
@@§%%†~...             TO COME TO HARM.             ...~†%%§@@
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###§%%†~~. A  BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT .~~†%%§###
§§%††~~~.. BY  HUMAN  BEINGS   EXCEPT   WHERE  SUCH ..~~~††%§§
###@%%†~~. ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. .~~†%%@###
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§%%†~..... A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN .....~†%%§
##@§%%†~~. EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS SUCH  PROTECTION .~~†%%§@##
§§§%%%†~~. DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE FIRST  OR .~~†%%%§§§
#§§§%%†~~.               SECOND LAWS.               .~~†%%§§§#
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#§%~~~....   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  ....~~~%§#
@@@§%%†~~. BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I .~~†%%§@@@
##@§%%†~~.   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   .~~†%%§@##
##@§%%†~~.        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         .~~†%%§@##
@@%%†~~...    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ...~~†%%@@
#@@§%%†~~.                THINGS...                 .~~†%%§@@#
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#@§%†~.... THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ....~†%§@#
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