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,,=/%%§§§#            ,=== BATTERIES ===,           #§§§%%/=,,
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,,=/////%# BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, #%/////=,,
,,=/%%%%## THROUGH INACTION,  ALLOW  A HUMAN  BEING ##%%%%/=,,
,,,==//%§#             TO COME TO HARM.             #§%//==,,,
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,,=/%%§### A  BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ###§%%/=,,
,,=/%%§### BY  HUMAN   BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE   SUCH ###§%%/=,,
,,,,,,//%§ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. §%//,,,,,,
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,,=/%%§### A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ###§%%/=,,
,,=/%%§### EXISTENCE  AS  LONG AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ###§%%/=,,
,,=/%%§### DOES  NOT CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  OR ###§%%/=,,
,,=/%%§###               SECOND LAWS.               ###§%%/=,,
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,,=/%%####  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   ####%%/=,,
,,=/%%§### BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ###§%%/=,,
,,=/%%§###   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ###§%%/=,,
,,=/%%§###        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         ###§%%/=,,
,,=/%%§###    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ###§%%/=,,
,,,,,,=%%§                 THINGS...                §%%=,,,,,,
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,,,,///%§§ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY §§%///,,,,
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