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¨¨¨¨¨¨.*$&            ¨~~~ Batteries ~~~¨           &$*.¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨.~*%$&### Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, ###&$%*~.¨
¨.~*%$&@## Through  Inaction, Allow  A Human  Being ##@&$%*~.¨
¨.~*%$&@@#             To Come To Harm.             #@@&$%*~.¨
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¨.~*%$&@## A Battery Must  Obey The Orders Given It ##@&$%*~.¨
¨¨¨.**$&&& By   Human  Beings  Except   Where  Such &&&$**.¨¨¨
¨.~*%$&@## Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. ##@&$%*~.¨
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¨.~*%$&@@# A   Battery   Must   Protect   Its   Own #@@&$%*~.¨
¨.~*%$&@## Existence  As Long  As  Such  Protection ##@&$%*~.¨
¨.~**%$&&& Does  Not  Conflict  With  The  First Or &&&$%**~.¨
¨.~*%$&@##               Second Laws.               ##@&$%*~.¨
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¨.~*%$&###   These Things Power Almost Everything,  ###&$%*~.¨
¨.~*%$&@## But  When  I  Speak  About  Batteries  I ##@&$%*~.¨
¨¨¨¨¨~**$@   Speak About Standard Household Ones.   @$**~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨.~%%$&#        Think Double A, Triple A,         #&$%%~.¨¨¨
¨.~*%$&###    Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such    ###&$%*~.¨
¨.~*%$&@##                 Things...                ##@&$%*~.¨
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¨.~*%$&@## They  Look  Slick  But  Are  Very  Dirty ##@&$%*~.¨
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