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,,~/=$####                                          ####$=/~,,
,,~/=$####                                          ####$=/~,,
,,~/=$####            ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~,           ####$=/~,,
,,,,,,,/=#                                          #=/,,,,,,,
,,~/=$#### BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ####$=/~,,
,,,~~~=$## THROUGH INACTION,  ALLOW  A HUMAN  BEING ##$=~~~,,,
,,,,,,/$##             TO COME TO HARM.             ##$/,,,,,,
,,~/=$####                                          ####$=/~,,
,,,,,,~/=# A BATTERY MUST OBEY  THE ORDERS GIVEN IT #=/~,,,,,,
,,,,,,~=$# BY  HUMAN   BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE   SUCH #$=~,,,,,,
,,~/=$#### ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ####$=/~,,
,,~/=$####                                          ####$=/~,,
,,,,,,~/=# A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN #=/~,,,,,,
,,,,///$## EXISTENCE  AS  LONG AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ##$///,,,,
,,,,,,,/=# DOES NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  OR #=/,,,,,,,
,,~/=$####               SECOND LAWS.               ####$=/~,,
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,,~/=$####                   ####                   ####$=/~,,
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,,~/=$####  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   ####$=/~,,
,,~/===$## BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ##$===/~,,
,,~/=$####   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ####$=/~,,
,,~/=$####         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        ####$=/~,,
,,~/=$####    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ####$=/~,,
,,~/==$$$#                THINGS...                 #$$$==/~,,
,,~/=$####                                          ####$=/~,,
,,~/=$#### THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ####$=/~,,
,,~/=$$$$#                  INSIDE.                 #$$$$=/~,,
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,,~~//==$#                                          #$==//~~,,