PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF, SHOWER  CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR  FULL 
 OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF  GARBAGE, AND AS  I 
 START TO UNZIP MY PANTS,  SHE  STEPS OUT 
 OF   THE   SHOWER  AND   PUSHES  ME   TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I   WISH  TO   BE  CONTACTED   BY   SOME 
 [GOD, ALIEN]  WHO WOULD  BESTOW UPON  ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING  RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I  DON'T 
 KNOW  IS  THAT   THIS  HAPPENS  MULTIPLE 
 TIMES PER SECOND -  THEY  ASK  ME: "WHEN 
 YOU SAID  THE WORLD EGG  WAS  YOUR IDEAL 
 BODY TYPE, DID  YOU  MEAN  IT"? I ANSWER 
 "NOT REALLY, BUT  I CAN ACT LIKE  IT FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY  OF THE  ENCOUNTER  AND MOVED ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM