PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF, SHOWER  CURTAINS  DRAWN. FLOOR FULL 
 OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND  AS  I 
 START TO UNZIP MY  PANTS, SHE STEPS  OUT 
 OF   THE  SHOWER   AND   PUSHES   ME  TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I   WISH   TO   BE  CONTACTED   BY  SOME 
 [GOD, ALIEN]  WHO WOULD BESTOW  UPON  ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING  RIGHT  FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T 
 KNOW  IS  THAT  THIS  HAPPENS   MULTIPLE 
 TIMES PER  SECOND -  THEY ASK ME:  "WHEN 
 YOU SAID THE  WORLD EGG WAS  YOUR  IDEAL 
 BODY TYPE,  DID YOU  MEAN IT"?  I ANSWER 
 "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE  IT  FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY  OF THE  ENCOUNTER AND MOVED  ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM