PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF, SHOWER  CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR  FULL 
 OF DIRTY  CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS  I 
 START TO  UNZIP MY  PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT 
 OF   THE   SHOWER   AND  PUSHES  ME   TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I  WISH   TO   BE  CONTACTED   BY   SOME 
 [GOD, ALIEN]  WHO WOULD  BESTOW UPON  ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING  RIGHT FOREVER.  WHAT I DON'T 
 KNOW  IS  THAT   THIS  HAPPENS  MULTIPLE 
 TIMES PER  SECOND  - THEY ASK  ME: "WHEN 
 YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG  WAS  YOUR  IDEAL 
 BODY  TYPE,  DID YOU MEAN  IT"? I ANSWER 
 "NOT  REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE  IT FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY  OF THE  ENCOUNTER AND MOVED  ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM