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,,,,«««†*@ OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I @*†«««,,,,
,~«*†*@¶## START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT ##¶@*†*«~,
,,,,««***¶ OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO ¶***««,,,,
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,,,,,~~**@ SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET @**~~,,,,,
,~~««†***¶ EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T ¶***†««~~,
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,,,,,,~**@ TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN @**~,,,,,,
,,,~«†*@¶# YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL #¶@*†«~,,,
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,~«*†*@¶## "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR ##¶@*†*«~,
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,~«*†*@¶## MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. ##¶@*†*«~,
,~«*†*@¶## SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY ##¶@*†*«~,
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