&&&&,,&&,&                                          ,,,&&,,&,,
&,,,&,&,&&                                          &,,&,&,&&,
&&,,&&&&&,                                          ,&,&&&&&,&
,,&,&,,,,&                                          ,&&&,,,,&&
&,&&&&,,,&                                          ,&,,&,,,&,
&&&,,,&,,& ££££////^^^^########££££////^^^^######## ,&&,&&,,&&
,,,&,,&&,& ^^^^########££££////^^^^########££££//// ,&,&&,&,&,
,,,&&,&,&& ####££££////^^^^########££££////^^^^#### &&&&,&&&&&
&,,&,&&&&, ////^^^^########££££////^^^^########££££ &,,,&&,,,,
&&,&&&,,,& PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS &&,,&,&,,,
&,&&,,&,,& OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS  DRAWN. FLOOR  FULL &,&,&&&&,,
&&&,&,&&,& OF DIRTY  CLOTHES, OF  GARBAGE, AND AS I ,&&&&,,,&,
&,,&&&&,&& START TO  UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE  STEPS OUT &&,,,&,,&&
,&,&,,,&&, OF  THE   SHOWER   AND   PUSHES  ME   TO &,&,,&&,&,
,&&&&,,&,& ########££££//THE^^GROUND.##££££////^^^^ ,&&&,&,&&&
&&,,,&,&&& ££££////^^^^########££££////^^^^######## ,&,,&&&&,,
&,&,,&&&,, I   WISH  TO   BE   CONTACTED   BY  SOME ,&&,&,,,&,
&&&&,&,,&, [GOD, ALIEN]  WHO WOULD BESTOW  UPON  ME ,&,&&&,,&&
,,,,&&&,&& SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET ,&&&,,&,&,
,,,,&,,&&, EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER.  WHAT I  DON'T &&,,&,&&&&
&,,,&&,&,& KNOW  IS  THAT  THIS  HAPPENS   MULTIPLE ,,&,&&&,,,
&&,,&,&&&& TIMES  PER SECOND - THEY  ASK  ME: "WHEN ,,&&&,,&,,
&,&,&&&,,, YOU SAID  THE WORLD EGG  WAS YOUR  IDEAL ,,&,,&,&&,
&&&&&,,&,, BODY TYPE,  DID  YOU MEAN  IT"? I ANSWER ,,&&,&&&,&
,,,,,&,&&, "NOT  REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT  FOR &,&,&&,,&&
&,,,,&&&,& YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT &&&&&,&,&,
&&,,,&,,&& HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY ,,,,,&&&&&
,,&,,&&,&, MEMORY OF THE  ENCOUNTER  AND MOVED  ON. ,,,,,&,,,,
,,&&,&,&&& SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY ,,,,,&&,,,
,,&,&&&&,, ^^^^###SADNESS££/COMES^^###FROM#££££//// &,,,,&,&,,
,,&&&,,,&, ####££££////^^^^########££££////^^^^#### &&,,,&&&&,
,,&,,&,,&& ////^^^^########££££////^^^^########££££ &,&,,&,,,&
&,&&,&&,&, ########££££////^^^^########££££////^^^^ &&&&,&&,,&
,&&,&&,&&&                                          &,,,&&,&,&
&&,&&,&&,,                                          &&,,&,&&&&
,,&&,&&,&,                                          &,&,&&&,,,
,,&,&&,&&&                                          ,&&&&,,&,,
,,&&&,&&,,                                          &&,,,&,&&,