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,,,,,,**§# PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. #§**,,,,,,
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,,~*%§£££# UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND #£££§%*~,,
,,,,,,~%§# SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS #§%~,,,,,,
,,~*%§£#@@ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED @@#£§%*~,,
,,~*%§£@## - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ##@£§%*~,,
,,~*%§£#@# THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) #@#£§%*~,,
,,,~~*%££# TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. #££%*~~,,,
,,~*%§£#@@ @@#£§%*~,,
,,~*%§£#@# EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL #@#£§%*~,,
,,~*%§£#@# LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE #@#£§%*~,,
,,,,,,~*§£ OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL £§*~,,,,,,
,,,,,*%§§# CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT #§§%*,,,,,
,,~*%§£#@# THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM #@#£§%*~,,
,,~*%§£#@# GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. #@#£§%*~,,
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,,,,,,,*§# NOTABLE PERSONS WITH #§*,,,,,,,
,,~*%§£#@@ UNICORN IMMORTALITY: @@#£§%*~,,
,,~*%§£#@@ @@#£§%*~,,
,,~*%§£### % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ###£§%*~,,
,,~*%£#@## THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ##@#£%*~,,
,,~*%%%%§£ IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD £§%%%%*~,,
,,*%§£#@## NORSE. ##@#£§%*,,
,,,,,,~~%£ £%~~,,,,,,
,,~*%§££## % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ##££§%*~,,
,,~*%§££££ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ££££§%*~,,
,,,,,~~*§£ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. £§*~~,,,,,
,,,~*%%%§# COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. #§%%%*~,,,
,,~*%§£#@@ @@#£§%*~,,
,,~*%%§§£# % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD #£§§%%*~,,
,,~*%£#@## NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ##@#£%*~,,
,,,,***%£# FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS #£%***,,,,
,,~*%§£#@# NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. #@#£§%*~,,
,,,,,,*§## ##§*,,,,,,
,,,,,~*%§£ % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN £§%*~,,,,,
,,,,,~%§§£ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY £§§%~,,,,,
,,~*%§£@## CATS AT AGE NINE. ##@£§%*~,,
,,,,,~%££@ @££%~,,,,,
,,,,,,,~%£ % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS £%~,,,,,,,
,,~*%§£#@# ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH #@#£§%*~,,
,,~*%§£### GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ###£§%*~,,
,,~*%§£#@# #@#£§%*~,,
,,~*%§£#@# % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET #@#£§%*~,,
,,~*%§£#@# INTO DEEP SPACE. #@#£§%*~,,
,,,,,~*%£# #£%*~,,,,,
,,~*%§£### % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ###£§%*~,,
,,~*%§£#@# A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, #@#£§%*~,,
,,~*%§£#@# SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO #@#£§%*~,,
,,~*%§££#@ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. @#££§%*~,,
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