.--†%****# #****%†--.
.--†%*§### ###§*%†--.
.--††%*§## ##§*%††--.
.--†%*§### ###§*%†--.
.--†%*§### ###§*%†--.
--†%*§#### PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. ####§*%†--
.....-††*# #*††-.....
.--†%*§### #####################------------------- ###§*%†--.
.--†*§#### ####§*†--.
.--†%*§### UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ###§*%†--.
.--†%%%%*# SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS #*%%%%†--.
.--†%*§### SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ###§*%†--.
.--††††**§ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, §**††††--.
.--†%*§### THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ###§*%†--.
....-%%%§§ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. §§%%%-....
......-†%§ §%†-......
.--†%*§### EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ###§*%†--.
.--†%*§### LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ###§*%†--.
...--%%*## OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ##*%%--...
...--†*§## CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ##§*†--...
.--†%§#### THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ####§%†--.
....--†%§§ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. §§%†--....
.--†%*§### ###§*%†--.
....-%%%%§ ---------------------------------------- §%%%%-....
.....-%§§# #§§%-.....
..--††**§# NOTABLE PERSONS WITH #§**††--..
.--†%*§### UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ###§*%†--.
..--†%%*§# #§*%%†--..
.-----†**§ % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A §**†-----.
.....--†*# THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD #*†--.....
.--†%*§### IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ###§*%†--.
......-†*# NORSE. #*†-......
....--%%*# #*%%--....
...-†%**§# % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF #§**%†-...
.--†%*§### PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ###§*%†--.
.--†%*§### BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ###§*%†--.
.......-%§ COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. §%-.......
.--†%*§### ###§*%†--.
.--†%*§### % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ###§*%†--.
.-†%*§#### NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ####§*%†-.
.--†%*§### FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ###§*%†--.
.--†%*§### NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ###§*%†--.
.......-%§ §%-.......
.....---%§ % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN §%---.....
....--%§## MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ##§%--....
.--†%*§### CATS AT AGE NINE. ###§*%†--.
.....-†*## ##*†-.....
..---%**§# % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS #§**%---..
....---†*# ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH #*†---....
.--†%*§### GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ###§*%†--.
.--†%*§### ###§*%†--.
.....--%*# % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET #*%--.....
.--†%*§### INTO DEEP SPACE. ###§*%†--.
.--†%%**## ##**%%†--.
.--†%*§### % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ###§*%†--.
.--†%*§### A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ###§*%†--.
.--†%*§### SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ###§*%†--.
...--†%%*# REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. #*%%†--...
.--†%*§### ###§*%†--.
.--†%*§### ###§*%†--.
.....-%*§# #§*%-.....
.--†%*§### ###§*%†--.
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