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¨:»*^$@@## PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. ##@@$^*»:¨
¨:»*^$@@## ##@@$^*»:¨
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¨¨¨¨:*^$@# UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND #@$^*:¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨»^@# SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS #@^»¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨»*$## SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ##$*»¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨:»^@@ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, @@^»:¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨»^$$@# THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) #@$$^»¨¨¨¨
¨:»*^@#### TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ####@^*»:¨
¨¨¨:***$@# #@$***:¨¨¨
¨::::»^@@@ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL @@@^»::::¨
¨:»*^@#### LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ####@^*»:¨
¨¨¨¨:**^^@ OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL @^^**:¨¨¨¨
¨:»*^^$$@# CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT #@$$^^*»:¨
¨¨¨:****^@ THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM @^****:¨¨¨
¨:»*^$@### GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ###@$^*»:¨
¨:»***$@@# #@@$***»:¨
¨:»*^$@### »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»» ###@$^*»:¨
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¨¨¨»»»^@@# NOTABLE PERSONS WITH #@@^»»»¨¨¨
¨:»*^$@### UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ###@$^*»:¨
¨:»*^$@### ###@$^*»:¨
¨:»^$@#### ^ DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ####@$^»:¨
¨:»*^^^$## THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ##$^^^*»:¨
¨:»*^$@### IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ###@$^*»:¨
¨:»*^$@### NORSE. ###@$^*»:¨
¨:»***$@@# #@@$***»:¨
¨:»*^$@### ^ PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ###@$^*»:¨
¨:»*^$@### PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ###@$^*»:¨
¨:»*^$@### BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ###@$^*»:¨
¨:»*^@#### COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ####@^*»:¨
¨:»*^$@### ###@$^*»:¨
¨¨¨¨:»^$## ^ AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ##$^»:¨¨¨¨
¨:»*$@#### NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ####@$*»:¨
¨¨¨¨¨:»^$# FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS #$^»:¨¨¨¨¨
¨:»***$$@# NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. #@$$***»:¨
¨:»*^^$$$@ @$$$^^*»:¨
¨:»*^$@### ^ A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ###@$^*»:¨
¨:»*^$@### MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ###@$^*»:¨
¨¨¨¨:*^$@@ CATS AT AGE NINE. @@$^*:¨¨¨¨
¨:»*^$@### ###@$^*»:¨
¨:»*^$@### ^ DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ###@$^*»:¨
¨:»*^$@### ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ###@$^*»:¨
¨:»*^$@### GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ###@$^*»:¨
¨¨¨¨¨»^$## ##$^»¨¨¨¨¨
¨:»*^$@### ^ TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ###@$^*»:¨
¨:»*^$@### INTO DEEP SPACE. ###@$^*»:¨
¨:»*^$@### ###@$^*»:¨
¨:»*^$@### ^ OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ###@$^*»:¨
¨:»*^$$@@# A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, #@@$$^*»:¨
¨¨¨¨»***$# SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO #$***»¨¨¨¨
¨:»*^$@### REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ###@$^*»:¨
¨:»*^$@### ###@$^*»:¨
¨¨¨¨»^^^@# #@^^^»¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨:*^@@ @@^*:¨¨¨¨¨
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