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:......... Unicorn Meat Is Oily, Iridiescent And .........:
~:........ Slightly Translucent. Due To Its ........:~
*~:....... Shrimp-Like Texture It Is Usually Cured .......:~*
**~:...... - Mixed With Large Quantities Of Salt, ......:~**
$**~:..... Then Sealed In A Dark Room (Or Pit) .....:~**$
@$**~:.... To Dry Over Several Months. ....:~**$@
£@$**~:... ...:~**$@£
#£@$**~:.. Eating The Meat Is Said To Give Eternal ..:~**$@£#
##£@$**~:. Life. By Indulging, You Lose The Grace .:~**$@£##
#£@$**~:.. Of All Gods, And No Afterlife Will ..:~**$@£#
£@$**~:... Claim You. It Has Been Discovered That ...:~**$@£
@$**~:.... This Does Not Prevent Your Body From ....:~**$@
$**~:..... Getting Hurt Or Ruined, Please Be Aware. .....:~**$
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:......... Notable Persons With .........:
.......... Unicorn Immortality: ..........
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.......... * Dremgar Alfhildsson, Decapitated A ..........
.......... Thousand Years Ago, Body Burned. Head ..........
.......... Is Kept In Oxford, Tenures In Old ..........
.......... Norse. ..........
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.......... * Petty King Oxmond, Locked Himself ..........
.......... Permanently Inside The Temple Of Salah ..........
:......... Ben Salah To Escape All Bodily Harm. .........:
~:........ Communicates Via Radio. ........:~
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**~:...... * Aix Swylke, Theorized That She Would ......:~**
$**~:..... Not Need To Eat Or Breathe. Was A .....:~**$
@$**~:.... Feared Assasin For A Long Time But Has ....:~**$@
£@$**~:... Not Been Seen For Two Hundred Years. ...:~**$@£
#£@$**~:.. ..:~**$@£#
##£@$**~:. * A Boy Called Jackson, Given Unicorn .:~**$@£##
#£@$**~:.. Meat By His Father, Torn And Eaten By ..:~**$@£#
£@$**~:... Cats At Age Nine. ...:~**$@£
@$**~:.... ....:~**$@
$**~:..... * Djend, Who Ate The Meat Of His .....:~**$
**~:...... Enemies, Living But Crazed "With ......:~**
*~:....... Glory", Probably Prion Disease? .......:~*
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:......... * Timothy leary, Launched By Rocket .........:
.......... Into Deep Space. ..........
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.......... * Oleg Firmamnov, Presently Residing In ..........
.......... A Small House On The Kola peninsula, ..........
.......... Surrounded By A Small Army Of Monks Who ..........
.......... Refuse To Leave His Side. ..........
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