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,-«^**##@# PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. #@##**^«-,
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,,,,,««^*# SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED #*^««,,,,,
,-«^**##@# - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, #@##**^«-,
,-«^**##@# THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) #@##**^«-,
,---^^**## TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ##**^^---,
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,,,,,--^*# EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL #*^--,,,,,
,,,,,-^^*# LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE #*^^-,,,,,
,-«^**##@# OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL #@##**^«-,
,-«^*##@## CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ##@##*^«-,
,-«^**##@@ THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM @@##**^«-,
,-«^**#@## GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ##@#**^«-,
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,-«^**##@# UNICORN IMMORTALITY: #@##**^«-,
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,---^^^**# * DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A #**^^^---,
,-«^**##@@ THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD @@##**^«-,
,-«^**##@# IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD #@##**^«-,
,,,,,«^*## NORSE. ##*^«,,,,,
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,,,,,-^^*# * PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF #*^^-,,,,,
,-«^**##@# PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH #@##**^«-,
,,,,,«^*#@ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. @#*^«,,,,,
,-«^**#### COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ####**^«-,
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,,,,--^^*# * AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD #*^^--,,,,
,,,-^**### NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ###**^-,,,
,,,,,,«*#@ FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS @#*«,,,,,,
,,,--«*### NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ###*«--,,,
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,-«^**###@ * A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN @###**^«-,
,-«^**###@ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY @###**^«-,
,-«^**#### CATS AT AGE NINE. ####**^«-,
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,,,,-^^**# * DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS #**^^-,,,,
,-«^**##@# ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH #@##**^«-,
,,-«^**### GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ###**^«-,,
,,,,,-^*#@ @#*^-,,,,,
,,,«««**## * TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ##**«««,,,
,-«^**#### INTO DEEP SPACE. ####**^«-,
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,-«^**##@# * OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN #@##**^«-,
,-«^**##@# A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, #@##**^«-,
,-«^**#### SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ####**^«-,
,-«^****## REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ##****^«-,
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