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§§%««~¨¨¨¨ UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ¨¨¨¨~««%§§
§%«~¨¨¨¨¨¨ SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ¨¨¨¨¨¨~«%§
####§%^«~¨ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ¨~«^%§####
###§§%^«~¨ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ¨~«^%§§###
###§§%^«~¨ THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ¨~«^%§§###
###§§%^«~¨ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ¨~«^%§§###
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###§§%^«~¨ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ¨~«^%§§###
###§§%^«~¨ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ¨~«^%§§###
###§§%^«~¨ OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ¨~«^%§§###
§§§§^~¨¨¨¨ CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ¨¨¨¨~^§§§§
###§§%^«~¨ THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ¨~«^%§§###
###§§%^«~¨ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ¨~«^%§§###
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#§§%%^~¨¨¨ UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ¨¨¨~^%%§§#
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###§§%^«~¨ % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ¨~«^%§§###
#§%%«¨¨¨¨¨ THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ¨¨¨¨¨«%%§#
§§^^^~¨¨¨¨ IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ¨¨¨¨~^^^§§
§§§%%^^«~¨ NORSE. ¨~«^^%%§§§
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#§§§^^«~¨¨ % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ¨¨~«^^§§§#
###§§%^«~¨ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ¨~«^%§§###
#§^«««¨¨¨¨ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ¨¨¨¨«««^§#
###§§%^«~¨ COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ¨~«^%§§###
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####§%^«~¨ % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ¨~«^%§####
###§§%^«~¨ NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ¨~«^%§§###
#§^«~¨¨¨¨¨ FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ¨¨¨¨¨~«^§#
#§§§^~¨¨¨¨ NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ¨¨¨¨~^§§§#
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###§§%^«~¨ % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ¨~«^%§§###
###§§%^«~¨ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ¨~«^%§§###
####§§%«~¨ CATS AT AGE NINE. ¨~«%§§####
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#§§§%^««~¨ % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ¨~««^%§§§#
##§%«~¨¨¨¨ ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ¨¨¨¨~«%§##
##§^~~¨¨¨¨ GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ¨¨¨¨~~^§##
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###§§%^«~¨ % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ¨~«^%§§###
#§%««¨¨¨¨¨ INTO DEEP SPACE. ¨¨¨¨¨««%§#
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####§%^«~¨ % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ¨~«^%§####
###§§%^«~¨ A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ¨~«^%§§###
###§§%^«~¨ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ¨~«^%§§###
##§%^~¨¨¨¨ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ¨¨¨¨~^%§##
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