....,~^§§@ @§§^~,....
...,~^§§@# #@§§^~,...
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...,~^§§@# Page On Unicorn Meat. #@§§^~,...
....,~^§§@ @§§^~,....
.....,~^§§ #####################~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ §§^~,.....
......,~^§ §^~,......
.......,~^ Unicorn Meat Is Oily, Iridiescent And ^~,.......
........,~ Slightly Translucent. Due To Its ~,........
........., Shrimp-Like Texture It Is Usually Cured ,.........
.......... - Mixed With Large Quantities Of Salt, ..........
.......... Then Sealed In A Dark Room (Or Pit) ..........
.......... To Dry Over Several Months. ..........
........., ,.........
........,~ Eating The Meat Is Said To Give Eternal ~,........
.......,~^ Life. By Indulging, You Lose The Grace ^~,.......
......,~^§ Of All Gods, And No Afterlife Will §^~,......
.....,~^§§ Claim You. It Has Been Discovered That §§^~,.....
....,~^§§@ This Does Not Prevent Your Body From @§§^~,....
...,~^§§@# Getting Hurt Or Ruined, Please Be Aware. #@§§^~,...
..,~^§§@## ##@§§^~,..
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...,~^§§@# Notable Persons With #@§§^~,...
....,~^§§@ Unicorn Immortality: @§§^~,....
.....,~^§§ §§^~,.....
......,~^§ = Dremgar Alfhildsson, Decapitated A §^~,......
.......,~^ Thousand Years Ago, Body Burned. Head ^~,.......
........,~ Is Kept In Oxford, Tenures In Old ~,........
........., Norse. ,.........
.......... ..........
.......... = Petty King Oxmond, Locked Himself ..........
.......... Permanently Inside The Temple Of Salah ..........
........., Ben Salah To Escape All Bodily Harm. ,.........
........,~ Communicates Via Radio. ~,........
.......,~^ ^~,.......
......,~^§ = Aix Swylke, Theorized That She Would §^~,......
.....,~^§§ Not Need To Eat Or Breathe. Was A §§^~,.....
....,~^§§@ Feared Assasin For A Long Time But Has @§§^~,....
...,~^§§@# Not Been Seen For Two Hundred Years. #@§§^~,...
..,~^§§@## ##@§§^~,..
.,~^§§@### = A Boy Called Jackson, Given Unicorn ###@§§^~,.
..,~^§§@## Meat By His Father, Torn And Eaten By ##@§§^~,..
...,~^§§@# Cats At Age Nine. #@§§^~,...
....,~^§§@ @§§^~,....
.....,~^§§ = Djend, Who Ate The Meat Of His §§^~,.....
......,~^§ Enemies, Living But Crazed "With §^~,......
.......,~^ Glory", Probably Prion Disease? ^~,.......
........,~ ~,........
........., = Timothy leary, Launched By Rocket ,.........
.......... Into Deep Space. ..........
.......... ..........
.......... = Oleg Firmamnov, Presently Residing In ..........
........., A Small House On The Kola peninsula, ,.........
........,~ Surrounded By A Small Army Of Monks Who ~,........
.......,~^ Refuse To Leave His Side. ^~,.......
......,~^§ §^~,......
.....,~^§§ §§^~,.....
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