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.:~/%%#### page on unicorn meat.                    ####%%/~:.
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.:~/%%%%## unicorn meat  is  oily, iridiescent  and ##%%%%/~:.
.:~/%%#### slightly   translucent.   due   to   its ####%%/~:.
...:/%%### shrimp-like texture it is  usually cured ###%%/:...
...~//%%## - mixed with  large quantities  of salt, ##%%//~...
.....::/%# then  sealed  in  a  dark  room (or pit) #%/::.....
.:~/%%####        to dry over several months.       ####%%/~:.
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.:~/%%#### eating the meat is said to  give eternal ####%%/~:.
.:~/%##### life. by indulging,  you  lose the grace #####%/~:.
.:~/%%#### of  all  gods,  and  no  afterlife  will ####%%/~:.
.:~/%%#### claim you. it has  been  discovered that ####%%/~:.
.:~/%%#### this does  not prevent  your  body  from ####%%/~:.
......:/%# getting hurt or ruined, please be aware. #%/:......
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.:~/%%####           notable persons with           ####%%/~:.
.:~/%#####           unicorn immortality:           #####%/~:.
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.:~~~/%%##   % dremgar alfhildsson, decapitated a   ##%%/~~~:.
.:~/%%####   thousand years ago, body burned. head  ####%%/~:.
.....~~%%#    is kept in oxford, tenures in old     #%%~~.....
.:~/%%####                  norse.                  ####%%/~:.
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..::///%##   % petty king oxmond, locked himself    ##%///::..
...://%%%#  permanently inside the temple of salah  #%%%//:...
....::/%##   ben salah to escape all bodily harm.   ##%/::....
.:~/%%####          communicates via radio.         ####%%/~:.
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......~/%#  % aix swylke, theorized that she would  #%/~......
.:~/%%####    not need to eat or breathe. was a     ####%%/~:.
.:~~//%%##  feared assasin for a long time but has  ##%%//~~:.
......:~%#   not been seen for two hundred years.   #%~:......
.:~~~~~%%#                                          #%%~~~~~:.
.:~/%%####  % a boy called jackson, given unicorn   ####%%/~:.
.:~/%%####   meat by his father, torn and eaten by  ####%%/~:.
......~~%#             cats at age nine.            #%~~......
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.:~/%%####     % djend, who ate the meat of his     ####%%/~:.
.:~/%%####     enemies, living but crazed "with     ####%%/~:.
.:~/%%####     glory", probably prion disease?      ####%%/~:.
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.:~/%%####   % timothy leary, launched by rocket    ####%%/~:.
...:/%%%%#             into deep space.             #%%%%/:...
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..::~/%%##  % oleg firmamnov, presently residing in ##%%/~::..
.:~/%%####   a small house on the kola peninsula,   ####%%/~:.
......:/%#  surrounded by a small army of monks who #%/:......
.:~//%%###         refuse to leave his side.        ###%%//~:.
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