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.....:~^*@         ....**@# KALMAR #@**....         @*^~:.....
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.......:~^ I'M  LIVING  WITH A  FRIEND  AND WE  ARE ^~:.......
........:~ DRIVING  THINGS  TO   THE  EXTREME.  I'M ~:........
.........: DRUNK THREE TO FOUR TIMES  A WEEK AND MY :.........
........:~ DIET  CONSISTS   MAINLY  OF  JUNK  FOOD. ~:........
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......:~^* I KNOW  THE LAYOUT OF THE WHOLE TOWN, IN *^~:......
.....:~^*@ LESS  THAN A YEAR  WE'VE  BEEN  ON EVERY @*^~:.....
....:~^*@# STREET   AT   LEAST  ONCE.  THERE'S   NO #@*^~:....
...:~^*@#@         INCOME. I'M DYING, FAST.         @#@*^~:...
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.:~^*@#@## THE ACTUAL  PLACE IS  BEAUTIFUL, AND THE ##@#@*^~:.
..:~^*@#@# APARTMENT   TOO.   I   TRULY   MISS  IT. #@#@*^~:..
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