.....,//†&                                          &†//,.....
.,~/†$$$$¶                                          ¶$$$$†/~,.
..,,,/†&&¶                                          ¶&&†/,,,..
.,,,,/$&&&                                          &&&$/,,,,.
.,~/†$&¶@#                                          #@¶&$†/~,.
.,~/†$&¶@#                  FAT CAP                 #@¶&$†/~,.
.,~/†$&¶@#                                          #@¶&$†/~,.
....,~†$$¶ .....  $$  ¶¶  $$  ¶¶  $$  ¶¶  $$  ..... ¶$$†~,....
.,~/†$&¶@#                                          #@¶&$†/~,.
.,~/$&¶@## IN GARDENS AMONG STONES ALONG  THE RIVER ##@¶&$/~,.
.....~//$& GROWS  THE  MUSHROOM. BETWEEN FERNS  AND &$//~.....
.,~/†$&¶@# HORSEMINT GROWS  THE MUSHROOM. ALONG THE #@¶&$†/~,.
...,~~/$$& CREEK, WITH  A  REDDISH  CAP  AND  WHITE &$$/~~,...
.,~/†$&¶@@ STEM  AND QUIRKY GLEAM IN ITS EYES GROWS @@¶&$†/~,.
.,~/††$$¶@              THE MUSHROOM.               @¶$$††/~,.
.,~/†$&¶@#                                          #@¶&$†/~,.
...,~/†$¶@                  .....                   @¶$†/~,...
.,~/††$&¶¶                                          ¶¶&$††/~,.
.,~/†$&&¶@ I  AM  DREAMING. A PACKAGE HAS  ARRIVED. @¶&&$†/~,.
.,~/†$&¶¶@                                          @¶¶&$†/~,.
.,~/†$¶@## THROUGH  THE PARK  I GO TO  PICK  IT  UP ##@¶$†/~,.
.,~/†$&¶## FROM A BITTER  LADY. A  SLOT  IN A WALL, ##¶&$†/~,.
.,~/†$&¶@@ LADY INSIDE,  ME OUTSIDE  WITH  THE REST @@¶&$†/~,.
.,~/†$&¶¶¶               OF THE WORLD.              ¶¶¶&$†/~,.
.,~/†$&¶¶¶                                          ¶¶¶&$†/~,.
....,,~†&@                   .....                  @&†~,,....
.,~/†&¶@##                                          ##@¶&†/~,.
..,,/†††&@ DELIVERED IS A NY FAT CAP,  A NOZZLE (OR @&†††/,,..
.....~/†&@       "CAP") FOR SPRAY PAINT CANS.       @&†/~.....
.,~/†$$&&¶                                          ¶&&$$†/~,.
.,~/†$&&&¶ THROUGH YOUNG  FOREST,  THIN AND RUBBERY ¶&&&$†/~,.
...,~/†$$¶ WHIPS SHOOT UP FROM THE  EARTH. KIRSKALE ¶$$†/~,...
.,~/†$&¶@#    AROUND MY FEET. CONCRETE TRENCHES,    #@¶&$†/~,.
......~/†& ABANDONED  GRAY  WALLS.  I SHALL TRY THE &†/~......
.,~/†$&¶¶@             NEW NOZZLE HERE.             @¶¶&$†/~,.
.,~/†$&¶¶@                                          @¶¶&$†/~,.
......~/$& THE  PAINT INSIDE  COMES OUT,  IT  COMES &$/~......
.,~/†††$¶@ LIKE A  MASSAGE SHOWER, IT COMES  LIKE A @¶$†††/~,.
.,~/†$&¶@# THICK  AND SLOW BEAM. RICH  WITH RED AND #@¶&$†/~,.
.,~/†$&¶¶@               GOOEY PAINT.               @¶¶&$†/~,.
....,~~†&&                                          &&†~~,....
..,,/††&¶@ DOESN'T  HIT  ANYTHING.  IT KEEPS  GOING @¶&††/,,..
.,~/†$&¶@# AND   NEVER  REACHES   THE  WALLS.  IT'S #@¶&$†/~,.
.,~/†$$&&¶ FOREVER  FALLING,  BUT  NOTHING WILL  BE ¶&&$$†/~,.
.~/†$&¶@##                 STAINED.                 ##@¶&$†/~.
.....~†&¶¶                                          ¶¶&†~.....
.,~/†$&¶@# .....  $$  ¶¶  $$  ¶¶  $$  ¶¶  $$  ..... #@¶&$†/~,.
.....~/†&&                                          &&†/~.....
...~//†$&¶            I THINK TO MYSELF:            ¶&$†//~...
.,~/†$&¶¶¶        "NEW YORK FAT CAP" IS WEIRD       ¶¶¶&$†/~,.
...,///$¶@                                          @¶$///,...
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.,~/†$&&¶¶                                          ¶¶&&$†/~,.
.,~/†$&¶@#                                          #@¶&$†/~,.
.,~/†††&¶@                                          @¶&†††/~,.