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...§§§...§                  FAT CAP                 ..§......§
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.§...§§§.. .....  **  ##  **  ##  **  ##  **  ..... §...§.....
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...§...§§§ IN GARDENS AMONG STONES ALONG  THE RIVER §§§...§...
....§..§.§ GROWS THE  MUSHROOM.  BETWEEN  FERNS AND §.§§...§..
.....§...§ HORSEMINT GROWS  THE MUSHROOM. ALONG THE ..§§§...§.
......§..§ CREEK, WITH  A  REDDISH  CAP  AND  WHITE ..§.§§...§
§......§.. STEM AND QUIRKY GLEAM IN ITS EYES  GROWS ....§§§...
.§......§.              THE MUSHROOM.               ....§.§§..
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§§...§.... I AM  DREAMING. A  PACKAGE  HAS ARRIVED. §.......§.
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§.§§...§.. THROUGH  THE PARK  I GO TO  PICK  IT  UP .§§.......
..§§§...§. FROM A BITTER  LADY.  A SLOT IN  A WALL, .§§§......
..§.§§...§ LADY  INSIDE,  ME OUTSIDE  WITH THE REST .§.§§.....
....§§§...               OF THE WORLD.              ...§§§....
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........§§ DELIVERED IS A NY FAT CAP,  A NOZZLE (OR ...§...§§§
§.......§.       "CAP") FOR SPRAY PAINT CANS.       ....§..§.§
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.§§....... THROUGH YOUNG FOREST, THIN  AND  RUBBERY §§....§..§
.§§§...... WHIPS SHOOT UP  FROM THE EARTH. KIRSKALE §§§....§..
.§.§§.....    AROUND MY FEET. CONCRETE TRENCHES,    §.§§....§.
...§§§.... ABANDONED GRAY  WALLS.  I SHALL  TRY THE ..§§§....§
§..§.§§...             NEW NOZZLE HERE.             ..§.§§....
.§...§§§..                                          ....§§§...
..§..§.§§. THE  PAINT  INSIDE COMES OUT,  IT  COMES ....§.§§..
...§...§§§ LIKE  A MASSAGE SHOWER, IT COMES  LIKE A §.....§§§.
....§..§.§ THICK AND SLOW  BEAM. RICH WITH  RED AND §§....§.§§
§....§...§               GOOEY PAINT.               §§§.....§§
§§....§..§                                          §.§§....§.
§§§....§.. DOESN'T  HIT  ANYTHING.  IT  KEEPS GOING ..§§§.....
§.§§....§. AND   NEVER  REACHES   THE  WALLS.  IT'S ..§.§§....
..§§§....§ FOREVER  FALLING,  BUT  NOTHING  WILL BE ....§§§...
..§.§§....                 STAINED.                 ....§.§§..
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....§.§§.. .....  **  ##  **  ##  **  ##  **  ..... ......§.§§
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§§....§.§§            I THINK TO MYSELF:            §.......§.
§§§.....§§        "NEW YORK FAT CAP" IS WEIRD       .§........
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