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§.§..§§§..                  FAT CAP                 .§..§§§.§.
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....§§.§.§ IN GARDENS AMONG STONES ALONG  THE RIVER §§§.§.§..§
§...§.§§§§ GROWS  THE MUSHROOM.  BETWEEN  FERNS AND ...§§§§§.§
.§..§§§... HORSEMINT GROWS THE MUSHROOM.  ALONG THE §..§....§§
§§§.§..§.. CREEK,  WITH  A  REDDISH  CAP  AND WHITE §§.§§...§.
§..§§§.§§. STEM AND QUIRKY GLEAM IN ITS EYES  GROWS §.§§.§..§§
.§.§..§§.§              THE MUSHROOM.               §§§.§§§.§.
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§§§§.§§..§ I  AM DREAMING. A  PACKAGE  HAS ARRIVED. §§§§.....§
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§...§.§§§§ THROUGH  THE  PARK  I GO TO  PICK IT  UP .§..§§...§
.§..§§§... FROM A BITTER  LADY.  A  SLOT IN A WALL, §§§.§.§..§
§§§.§..§.. LADY  INSIDE,  ME OUTSIDE  WITH THE REST §..§§§§§.§
...§§§.§§.               OF THE WORLD.              §§.§....§§
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..§.§§...§ DELIVERED  IS A NY FAT CAP, A NOZZLE (OR §§§.§§.§§§
§.§§§.§..§       "CAP") FOR SPRAY PAINT CANS.       §..§§.§§..
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§..§.§..§§ THROUGH YOUNG FOREST,  THIN AND  RUBBERY .§§§§§.§§§
.§.§§§§.§. WHIPS SHOOT UP FROM THE EARTH.  KIRSKALE §§....§§..
.§§§...§§§    AROUND MY FEET. CONCRETE TRENCHES,    ..§...§.§.
.§..§..§.. ABANDONED  GRAY  WALLS.  I SHALL TRY THE §.§§..§§§§
§§§.§§.§§.             NEW NOZZLE HERE.             §§§.§.§...
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§§.§.§§.§§ THE PAINT  INSIDE  COMES  OUT, IT  COMES §..§....§.
§.§§§§.§§. LIKE A MASSAGE  SHOWER, IT COMES LIKE  A §§.§§...§§
.§§...§§.§ THICK  AND SLOW BEAM. RICH WITH RED  AND ..§§.§..§.
.§.§..§.§§               GOOEY PAINT.               ..§.§§§.§§
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§....§§..§ DOESN'T  HIT  ANYTHING.  IT KEEPS  GOING .§§..§.§.§
.§...§.§.§ AND   NEVER  REACHES  THE  WALLS.   IT'S §§.§.§§§§§
§§§..§§§§§ FOREVER  FALLING, BUT  NOTHING  WILL  BE §.§§§§....
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§.§§...§.. .....  ££  ¶¶  ££  ¶¶  ££  ¶¶  ££  ..... §§§§§.§.§.
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...§§§.§.§            I THINK TO MYSELF:            §§...§....
...§..§§§§        "NEW YORK FAT CAP" IS WEIRD       §.§..§§...
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