RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     
 YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES,  OR WITH A BIT 
         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        
                                          
 THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A  VAN. 
 DECODE  THEM.  SORT THEM BY SPECIES  AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR THE  WHOLE 
   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  
 SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT  TO YOUR 
 ROADS END AND  REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME   WAY, 
   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  
 OPEN. A  GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL 
 APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS  AT THE END 
 OF IT,  BUT I  DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST 
 RUIN  YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU.