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.....-=/&@ YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT @&/=-.....
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.......... DECORATE THE DOG, DECORATE THE DOGS ..........
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.......... SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ..........
.......... ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ..........
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........-= OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL =-........
.......-=/ APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END /=-.......
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