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##¶¤^†~^,,     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    ,,^~†^¤¶##
#¶¤^†~^,,, YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR  WITH A BIT ,,,^~†^¤¶#
¶¤^†~^,,,,         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        ,,,,^~†^¤¶
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^†~^,,,,,, THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A   VAN. ,,,,,,^~†^
†~^,,,,,,, DECODE  THEM. SORT  THEM  BY SPECIES AND ,,,,,,,^~†
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,,,,,,,,,, DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ,,,,,,,,,,
^,,,,,,,,, MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE WHOLE ,,,,,,,,,^
~^,,,,,,,,  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   ,,,,,,,,^~
†~^,,,,,,, SING A TUNE ABOUT  BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ,,,,,,,^~†
^†~^,,,,,, ROADS  END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ,,,,,,^~†^
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¶¤^†~^,,,, YOU    CAN'T   GO    THE    SAME    WAY, ,,,,^~†^¤¶
#¶¤^†~^,,,   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ,,,^~†^¤¶#
##¶¤^†~^,, OPEN. A  GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ,,^~†^¤¶##
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#¶¤^†~^,,, RUIN  YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU. ,,,^~†^¤¶#
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