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¨#¨#¨#¨#¨#     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    #¨#¨##¨¨#¨
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¨#¨#¨#¨#¨#        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         #¨#¨##¨¨#¨
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¨#¨#¨#¨#¨# THROW   THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A  VAN. #¨#¨##¨¨#¨
##¨#¨#¨#¨# DECODE THEM.  SORT  THEM  BY SPECIES AND #¨#¨¨#¨##¨
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¨#¨#¨#¨#¨# DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS #¨#¨##¨¨#¨
##¨#¨#¨#¨# MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS, OR  THE  WHOLE #¨#¨¨#¨##¨
¨#¨#¨#¨#¨#   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  #¨#¨##¨¨#¨
##¨#¨#¨#¨# SING A  TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR #¨#¨¨#¨##¨
¨#¨#¨#¨#¨# ROADS END  AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. #¨#¨##¨¨#¨
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¨#¨#¨#¨#¨# YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME   WAY, #¨#¨##¨¨#¨
##¨#¨#¨#¨#   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  #¨#¨¨#¨##¨
¨#¨#¨#¨#¨# OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE  PAINFUL #¨#¨##¨¨#¨
##¨#¨#¨#¨# APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE  END #¨#¨¨#¨##¨
¨#¨#¨#¨#¨# OF IT,  BUT  I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST #¨#¨##¨¨#¨
##¨#¨#¨#¨# RUIN   YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. #¨#¨¨#¨##¨
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