RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     
 YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH  A BIT 
        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         
                                          
 THROW  THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A   VAN. 
 DECODE THEM.  SORT THEM BY  SPECIES  AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR THE  WHOLE 
  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   
 SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING  BROUGHT TO YOUR 
 ROADS END AND  REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME   WAY, 
  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   
 OPEN. A GRIMIER,  GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL 
 APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT  THE END 
 OF  IT,  BUT I  DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT JUST 
 RUIN  YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN   YOU.