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,,,,,,~\*&                                          &*\~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~\*     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    *\~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~\*& YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR  WITH A BIT &*\~,,,,,,
,,,,,~\*&&         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        &&*\~,,,,,
,,,,~\*&&#                                          #&&*\~,,,,
,,,~\*&&## THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A  VAN. ##&&*\~,,,
,,~\*&&### DECODE THEM.  SORT  THEM  BY SPECIES AND ###&&*\~,,
,,,~\*&&##                  TASTE.                  ##&&*\~,,,
,,,,~\*&&#                                          #&&*\~,,,,
,,,,,~\*&& DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS &&*\~,,,,,
,,,,,,~\*& MIND,  UPSIZE THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE &*\~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~\*   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  *\~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~\*& SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT  TO YOUR &*\~,,,,,,
,,,,,~\*&& ROADS END AND REBORN AS  SOMETHING ELSE. &&*\~,,,,,
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,,,~\*&&## YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE   SAME    WAY, ##&&*\~,,,
,,~\*&&###   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ###&&*\~,,
,,,~\*&&## OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER,  MORE PAINFUL ##&&*\~,,,
,,,,~\*&&# APPROACH.  HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END #&&*\~,,,,
,,,,,~\*&& OF  IT,  BUT I  DON'T  KNOW. MIGHT  JUST &&*\~,,,,,
,,,,,,~\*& RUIN  YOU.   WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. &*\~,,,,,,
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