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#@§$%:~-¨¨     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    ¨¨-~:%$§@#
##@§$%:~-¨ YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES,  OR WITH A BIT ¨-~:%$§@##
#@§$%:~-¨¨        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ¨¨-~:%$§@#
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#@§$%:~-¨¨ THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A   VAN. ¨¨-~:%$§@#
##@§$%:~-¨ DECODE THEM. SORT  THEM  BY SPECIES  AND ¨-~:%$§@##
#@§$%:~-¨¨                  TASTE.                  ¨¨-~:%$§@#
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#@§$%:~-¨¨ DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ¨¨-~:%$§@#
##@§$%:~-¨ MIND,  UPSIZE  THE PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE ¨-~:%$§@##
#@§$%:~-¨¨   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  ¨¨-~:%$§@#
##@§$%:~-¨ SING  A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ¨-~:%$§@##
#@§$%:~-¨¨ ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING  ELSE. ¨¨-~:%$§@#
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#@§$%:~-¨¨ YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE   SAME    WAY, ¨¨-~:%$§@#
##@§$%:~-¨  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   ¨-~:%$§@##
#@§$%:~-¨¨ OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER,  MORE PAINFUL ¨¨-~:%$§@#
##@§$%:~-¨ APPROACH. HOPEFULLY  BLISS IS AT THE END ¨-~:%$§@##
#@§$%:~-¨¨ OF IT,  BUT I  DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ¨¨-~:%$§@#
##@§$%:~-¨ RUIN   YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. ¨-~:%$§@##
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