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##@§%$*~,¨    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     ¨,~*$%§@##
#§$~,¨¨¨¨¨ YARDS, OR  OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT ¨¨¨¨¨,~$§#
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@@§§%$*~,¨ MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS, OR  THE  WHOLE ¨,~*$%§§@@
§§%$~¨¨¨¨¨   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  ¨¨¨¨¨~$%§§
##@§%$*~,¨ SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING  BROUGHT TO YOUR ¨,~*$%§@##
#§%**,¨¨¨¨ ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING  ELSE. ¨¨¨¨,**%§#
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##@§%$*~,¨ YOU   CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME    WAY, ¨,~*$%§@##
##@§%$*~,¨  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   ¨,~*$%§@##
###@%$*~,¨ OPEN. A  GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ¨,~*$%@###
##@§%$*~,¨ APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS  IS AT THE END ¨,~*$%§@##
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###@%$*~,¨ RUIN   YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. ¨,~*$%@###
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