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#@&%*:~~.. RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES ..~~:*%&@#
@&%*:~~... YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT ...~~:*%&@
&%*:~~.... OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY. ....~~:*%&
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#@&%*:~~.. THROW THE FOURLEGGERS INTO A VAN. ..~~:*%&@#
##@&%*:~~. DECODE THEM. SORT THEM BY SPECIES AND .~~:*%&@##
#@&%*:~~.. TASTE. ..~~:*%&@#
@&%*:~~... ...~~:*%&@
&%*:~~.... DECORATE THE DOG, DECORATE THE DOGS ....~~:*%&
@&%*:~~... MIND, UPSIZE THE PAWS, OR THE WHOLE ...~~:*%&@
#@&%*:~~.. CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT, ..~~:*%&@#
##@&%*:~~. SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR .~~:*%&@##
#@&%*:~~.. ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ..~~:*%&@#
@&%*:~~... ...~~:*%&@
&%*:~~.... YOU CAN'T GO THE SAME WAY, ....~~:*%&
@&%*:~~... UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS ...~~:*%&@
#@&%*:~~.. OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ..~~:*%&@#
##@&%*:~~. APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END .~~:*%&@##
#@&%*:~~.. OF IT, BUT I DON'T KNOW. MIGHT JUST ..~~:*%&@#
@&%*:~~... RUIN YOU. WILL PROBABLY RUIN YOU. ...~~:*%&@
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