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....^^&&&# RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES #&&&^^....
..~^*&#### YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT ####&*^~..
......^*## OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY. ##*^......
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..~^**&### THROW THE FOURLEGGERS INTO A VAN. ###&**^~..
..~^*&#### DECODE THEM. SORT THEM BY SPECIES AND ####&*^~..
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..~^*&#### DECORATE THE DOG, DECORATE THE DOGS ####&*^~..
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....~^&&## CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT, ##&&^~....
..~^^**### SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ###**^^~..
...~~~*&## ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ##&*~~~...
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..~^^**&## YOU CAN'T GO THE SAME WAY, ##&**^^~..
.....~^**# UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS #**^~.....
.......^&# OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL #&^.......
....~*&&## APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END ##&&*~....
..~^*&#### OF IT, BUT I DON'T KNOW. MIGHT JUST ####&*^~..
..~^*&#### RUIN YOU. WILL PROBABLY RUIN YOU. ####&*^~..
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