RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    
 YARDS, OR OUTSIDE  STORES, OR WITH A BIT 
         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        
                                          
 THROW  THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A   VAN. 
 DECODE  THEM.  SORT THEM BY SPECIES  AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE WHOLE 
  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   
 SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT  TO YOUR 
 ROADS END AND REBORN  AS SOMETHING ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU   CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME    WAY, 
  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   
 OPEN.  A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL 
 APPROACH.  HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END 
 OF  IT, BUT  I  DON'T  KNOW. MIGHT  JUST 
 RUIN  YOU.   WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU.