R3CRU1TING T4K3S PL4C3 1N P3OPLES    
 Y4RDS, OR OUTS1D3 STOR3S,  OR W1TH 4 B1T 
         OF V1OL3NCE 4ND TR1CK3RY.        
                                          
 THROW  TH3  FOURL3GGERS   1NTO  4   V4N. 
 D3CODE  TH3M.  SORT TH3M BY SP3C1ES  4ND 
                  T4ST3.                  
                                          
 D3COR4TE  TH3  DOG,  D3COR4TE  TH3  DOGS 
 M1ND,  UPS1Z3 TH3  P4WS,  OR  TH3  WHOL3 
  CR34TURE, FR4M3 4 BURROUGHS PORTR41T,   
 S1NG 4 TUN3  4BOUT B31NG BROUGHT TO YOUR 
 RO4DS 3ND 4ND  R3BORN 4S SOM3TH1NG 3LSE. 
                                          
 YOU    C4N'T    GO    TH3    S4M3   W4Y, 
  UNFORTUN4T3LY, THOUGH 4NOTH3R P4TH 1S   
 OP3N. 4 GR1MI3R, GR41NI3R,  MOR3 P41NFUL 
 4PPROACH. HOP3FULLY BL1SS 1S  4T TH3 3ND 
 OF 1T,  BUT  1  DON'T  KNOW.  M1GHT JUST 
 RU1N   YOU.  W1LL   PROB4BLY  RU1N  YOU.