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@§§%/~¨¨¨¨    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     ¨¨¨¨~/%§§@
#@#@§%/~:¨ YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR  WITH A BIT ¨:~/%§@#@#
@@@§%~¨¨¨¨        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ¨¨¨¨~%§@@@
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###@§%/~:¨ THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A  VAN. ¨:~/%§@###
###@§%/~:¨ DECODE THEM.  SORT THEM  BY SPECIES  AND ¨:~/%§@###
@#§§%//~:¨                  TASTE.                  ¨:~//%§§#@
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#@%~:¨¨¨¨¨ DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ¨¨¨¨¨:~%@#
@#@%/~~~:¨ MIND, UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE ¨:~~~/%@#@
@@#@§%/~:¨   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  ¨:~/%§@#@@
#@#@§%/~:¨ SING A TUNE ABOUT  BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ¨:~/%§@#@#
@@%//:¨¨¨¨ ROADS END AND REBORN  AS SOMETHING ELSE. ¨¨¨¨://%@@
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##@§§%/~:¨ YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME   WAY, ¨:~/%§§@##
@@§§§%/~:¨   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ¨:~/%§§§@@
@#§/~~:¨¨¨ OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE  PAINFUL ¨¨¨:~~/§#@
#@#@§%/~:¨ APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS  IS AT THE END ¨:~/%§@#@#
@@§%/~~¨¨¨ OF  IT,  BUT I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ¨¨¨~~/%§@@
@@#@§%/~:¨ RUIN   YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU. ¨:~/%§@#@@
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