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,,~;§@§#@#     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    #@#§@§;~,,
,,~;§@§#@# YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A  BIT #@#§@§;~,,
,~;§@§#@##         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        ##@#§@§;~,
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,,,,,,~;§§ THROW  THE  FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A   VAN. §§;~,,,,,,
,,~;§@§#@# DECODE THEM.  SORT  THEM  BY SPECIES AND #@#§@§;~,,
,,,,,,~;@#                  TASTE.                  #@;~,,,,,,
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,,,,,;@§§§ DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS §§§@;,,,,,
,,~;§§§@§§ MIND, UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE §§@§§§;~,,
,,~;§@§#@#   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  #@#§@§;~,,
,,~;§@§#@# SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING  BROUGHT TO YOUR #@#§@§;~,,
,,~;§@§@## ROADS END AND REBORN  AS SOMETHING ELSE. ##@§@§;~,,
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,,~;§@§### YOU    CAN'T    GO   THE    SAME    WAY, ###§@§;~,,
,,~;§@§#@#   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  #@#§@§;~,,
,,~;§§§@§@ OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE  PAINFUL @§@§§§;~,,
,,~;§§§§§§ APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT  THE END §§§§§§;~,,
,,,,,,~§@# OF IT, BUT  I  DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST #@§~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,;@§ RUIN  YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU. §@;,,,,,,,
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