§^/~-.....                                          .....-~/^§
&§^/~-....                                          ....-~/^§&
@&§^/~-...                                          ...-~/^§&@
#@&§^/~-..                                          ..-~/^§&@#
##@&§^/~-.                                          .-~/^§&@##
#@&§^/~-..     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    ..-~/^§&@#
@&§^/~-... YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES,  OR WITH A BIT ...-~/^§&@
&§^/~-....        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ....-~/^§&
§^/~-.....                                          .....-~/^§
^/~-...... THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A  VAN. ......-~/^
/~-....... DECODE THEM.  SORT  THEM BY  SPECIES AND .......-~/
~-........                  TASTE.                  ........-~
-.........                                          .........-
.......... DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ..........
.......... MIND,  UPSIZE  THE PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE ..........
..........  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   ..........
.......... SING A TUNE ABOUT  BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ..........
.......... ROADS END  AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ..........
-.........                                          .........-
~-........ YOU   CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME    WAY, ........-~
/~-.......   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  .......-~/
^/~-...... OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE  PAINFUL ......-~/^
§^/~-..... APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE  END .....-~/^§
&§^/~-.... OF  IT, BUT  I DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ....-~/^§&
@&§^/~-... RUIN  YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN   YOU. ...-~/^§&@
#@&§^/~-..                                          ..-~/^§&@#
##@&§^/~-.                                          .-~/^§&@##
#@&§^/~-..                                          ..-~/^§&@#
@&§^/~-...                                          ...-~/^§&@
&§^/~-....                                          ....-~/^§&
§^/~-.....                                          .....-~/^§