RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     
 YARDS, OR OUTSIDE  STORES, OR WITH A BIT 
         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        
                                          
 THROW  THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A   VAN. 
 DECODE THEM.  SORT THEM  BY  SPECIES AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND,  UPSIZE THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE 
  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   
 SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO  YOUR 
 ROADS END AND REBORN AS  SOMETHING ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU    CAN'T    GO   THE    SAME    WAY, 
   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  
 OPEN. A GRIMIER,  GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL 
 APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE  END 
 OF  IT,  BUT  I  DON'T  KNOW. MIGHT JUST 
 RUIN   YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU.