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,.~*^$#@## YARDS,  OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT ##@#$^*~.,
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,.~*^$#@##  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   ##@#$^*~.,
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,.~*^$#@## ROADS END AND  REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ##@#$^*~.,
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,.~*^$#@## RUIN  YOU.   WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. ##@#$^*~.,
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