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¨¨¨¨¨~*%## ##%*~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~\*%&### ###&%*\~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨~\%%& RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES &%%\~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨~\*%&&# YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT #&&%*\~¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~~\*& OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY. &*\~~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~\*%&### ###&%*\~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨~\%%& THROW THE FOURLEGGERS INTO A VAN. &%%\~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨~~\*&&& DECODE THEM. SORT THEM BY SPECIES AND &&&*\~~¨¨¨
¨~~\*%&### TASTE. ###&%*\~~¨
¨~~\*%&&## ##&&%*\~~¨
¨¨¨¨~~~\%# DECORATE THE DOG, DECORATE THE DOGS #%\~~~¨¨¨¨
¨~~\*%&### MIND, UPSIZE THE PAWS, OR THE WHOLE ###&%*\~~¨
¨~~\*%&### CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT, ###&%*\~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~*%# SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR #%*~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~~*%## ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ##%*~~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~\*&## ##&*\~¨¨¨¨
¨~~\*%&### YOU CAN'T GO THE SAME WAY, ###&%*\~~¨
¨~~\*%%%%& UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS &%%%%*\~~¨
¨~~\*%&### OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ###&%*\~~¨
¨~~\*%&### APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END ###&%*\~~¨
¨¨¨~~\%%%& OF IT, BUT I DON'T KNOW. MIGHT JUST &%%%\~~¨¨¨
¨~~\*%&### RUIN YOU. WILL PROBABLY RUIN YOU. ###&%*\~~¨
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