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.~»†*%@#@#                                          #@#@%*†»~.
..~»†*%@#@    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     @#@%*†»~..
.~»†*%@#@# YARDS, OR OUTSIDE  STORES, OR WITH A BIT #@#@%*†»~.
..~»†*%@#@         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        @#@%*†»~..
.~»†*%@#@#                                          #@#@%*†»~.
..~»†*%@#@ THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A   VAN. @#@%*†»~..
.~»†*%@#@# DECODE  THEM. SORT THEM  BY  SPECIES AND #@#@%*†»~.
..~»†*%@#@                  TASTE.                  @#@%*†»~..
.~»†*%@#@#                                          #@#@%*†»~.
..~»†*%@#@ DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS @#@%*†»~..
.~»†*%@#@# MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE WHOLE #@#@%*†»~.
..~»†*%@#@   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  @#@%*†»~..
.~»†*%@#@# SING A TUNE ABOUT  BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR #@#@%*†»~.
..~»†*%@#@ ROADS END AND  REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. @#@%*†»~..
.~»†*%@#@#                                          #@#@%*†»~.
..~»†*%@#@ YOU   CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME    WAY, @#@%*†»~..
.~»†*%@#@#   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  #@#@%*†»~.
..~»†*%@#@ OPEN.  A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL @#@%*†»~..
.~»†*%@#@# APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS  AT THE END #@#@%*†»~.
..~»†*%@#@ OF IT,  BUT  I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST @#@%*†»~..
.~»†*%@#@# RUIN  YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN   YOU. #@#@%*†»~.
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