H         O         U         S        3 
                                    
                                          
 1 M34N  L1K3,  YOU L1V3 1N  1T  4N SH1T, 
         4ND YOU G3T TO D3COR4TE          
                                          
 OR M4YB3 (1M34N UUUUUH 1T )M1GHT B3 SOM3 
 ON3 3LSES HOUS3... 4 HOUS3 1S 4 BU1LDING 
 YOU SL3EP 1N?  OR SOM3 P3RSON SL3EPS 1N? 
                                          
           1T'S 4 HOUS3 1F YOU            
               R3NT 1T              
               OWN 1T               
           L1K3 TH3 COLOUR          
         H4V3 4 P3T 1N TH3RE        
            DR34M OF 1T             
        H4V3 4 R3L4T1ON TO 1T       
        L1K3 TH3 T4ST3 OF 1T        
         H4V3 FR13NDS TH3RE         
          KNOW 1T BY H34RT          
             M4D3 1T UP             
           DO DRUGS TH3RE           
             D13D TH3RE             
 ... 4ND 1F  1T'S 4LSO  WH3RE  YOU  SL3EP 
                                          
                                          
 1F  1T'S 4 PL4C3 WH3RE  YOU  W4K3 UP  4T 
 N1GHT  BUT NOT 1N  TH3  MORN1NG  W3  C4N 
     D1SCUSS 1T, C4LL MY PHON3 NUMBER     
                                          
                                          
 1T  COULD  4LSO B3 SOM3TH1NG  YOU  BU1LD 
 OUT  OF  ROCKS   4ND  F4BR1C  FOR   YOUR 
     UN4N1MAT3 4NTHRO COMP4N1ON 4N1MAL