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,¨,¨.,¨.¤¨ shoplifters know aldi  alarm  tags  only ¤¤.#,,£¨§§
#..¨¨¨.¨#£  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ¨¨¤§@,§¤@¨
&£¨¨.,..@, know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ,¨@,,@¤¨.£
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.&£.£¨¨¨@§ however,  if you  get  caught  handcuffs ,¤#§@.,.,.
.@,¤&@¨,¤¨ can  be  put on you  as  a punishment by &¤.¨.§¨,,,
.##&¨,§¨&# police,  and  you   are  to   wear  them ¨,#.,£&..,
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£§.§.,¨,., can  certainly lead to anxiousness, most &&&£§.,§§.
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           * probably not true, idk