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.,..^-=*&¶ shoplifters know  aldi alarm  tags  only ¶&*=-^..,.
,¨,.»=*$@#  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  #@$*=».,¨,
¨¨.»;§§@## know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ##@§§;».¨¨
.:-:†$#@##        trigger void mart alarms.         ##@#$†:-:.
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,,¨.~**%@# however, if  you  get  caught  handcuffs #@%**~.¨,,
¨.¨¨-~:%%@ can  be  put on  you as  a punishment by @%%:~-¨¨.¨
¨.¨.¨~=††% police,   and  you   are  to  wear  them %††=~¨.¨.¨
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,¨¨^~=%%¶@ can certainly lead to  anxiousness, most @¶%%=~^¨¨,
¨¨,.~~^*£@ store  workers are  sympathetic and will @£*^~~.,¨¨
,.¨¨¨,-:%@ let   you    go   if   you   ask   them. @%:-,¨¨¨.,
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           * probably not true, idk