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##@&¤%/-~. shoplifters  know aldi  alarm tags  only .~-/%¤&@##
#@#£§*=.,.  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  .,.=*§£#@#
#&&%\»~¨,¨ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ¨,¨~»\%&&#
&£^†=:.¨,.         trigger void mart alarms.        .,¨.:=†^£&
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=:~,...¨,, however,  if  you  get caught  handcuffs ,,¨...,~:=
^«-.¨.,.,¨ can be  put on you  as  a punishment  by ¨,.,.¨.-«^
~-.,.,.¨,¨ police,  and  you   are  to  wear   them ¨,¨.,.,.-~
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###&&%:«,, while  this is distressing at first  and ,,«:%&&###
##¤$^†«-.¨ can certainly  lead to anxiousness, most ¨.-«†^$¤##
¶&@%*«,¨¨. store workers  are  sympathetic and will .¨¨,«*%@&¶
#&*;«:.¨,, let   you   go   if    you   ask   them. ,,¨.:«;*&#
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           * probably not true, idk