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.¨,.,,,~»\ shoplifters know aldi  alarm  tags  only \»~,,,.,¨.
..,,,.-«/§  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  §/«-.,,,..
,¨..,.»*^# know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only #^*».,..¨,
¨¨¨.--†*##         trigger void mart alarms.        ##*†--.¨¨¨
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¨.:«=^¤### however,  if  you get  caught  handcuffs ###¤^=«:.¨
¨~=†=#£@## can  be  put on  you as  a punishment by ##@£#=†=~¨
,¨,«:^¤@@# police,   and  you  are   to  wear  them #@@¤^:«,¨,
.¨,^-\^§##           indefenitely forever           ##§^\-^,¨.
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¨¨¨¨¨¨~«;* ¨       ¨       ¨      ¨       ¨       ¨ *;«~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~«; ¨ ¨ And They Will Trigger All Alarms ¨ ¨ ;«~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~« ¨      ¨       ¨       ¨       ¨       ¨ «~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨.¨..¨^»; while this is distressing  at  first and ;»^¨..¨.¨¨
¨.,.,,-~*† can certainly lead to anxiousness,  most †*~-,,.,.¨
¨¨¨,.,-:*@ store workers are  sympathetic  and will @*:-,.,¨¨¨
.,,¨~~=$#@ let    you   go   if   you   ask   them. @#$=~~¨,,.
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           * probably not true, idk