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¨.¨,¨.¨.«; shoplifters  know  aldi  alarm tags only ;«.¨.¨,¨.¨
¨,¨¨,,~~:§  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  §:~~,,¨¨,¨
.¨.,,,«^*§ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only §*^«,,,.¨.
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,.^=/^¤§@# however, if  you  get  caught  handcuffs #@§¤^/=^.,
¨:»^%%§### can be put  on  you  as a punishment  by ###§%%^»:¨
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,~-;^%&@## store  workers are sympathetic  and will ##@&%^;-~,
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           * probably not true, idk