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.¨¨~-;%£## shoplifters know aldi  alarm  tags  only ##£%;-~¨¨.
.,.¨^-*%§#  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  #§%*-^¨.,.
,¨,.,~~:*$ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only $*:~~,.,¨,
.¨.,¨¨,-*†         trigger void mart alarms.        †*-,¨¨,.¨.
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¨.,¨¨¨.-\* however,  if  you  get  caught handcuffs *\-.¨¨¨,.¨
.¨,¨¨.~:^& can  be put  on you as  a  punishment by &^:~.¨¨,¨.
¨.¨.^==%*# police,  and  you   are  to  wear   them #*%==^.¨.¨
.,,^~\*££#           indefenitely forever           #££*\~^,,.
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...:~†=§¶# . . And They Will Trigger All Alarms . . #¶§=†~:...
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,¨,¨¨,.:«= while this  is  distressing at first and =«:.,¨¨,¨,
¨.¨,,,^=†= can certainly  lead to anxiousness, most =†=^,,,¨.¨
,¨¨¨.^=/*@ store workers are  sympathetic  and will @*/=^.¨¨¨,
....,-\**¶ let   you   go    if   you   ask   them. ¶**\-,....
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           * probably not true, idk