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¨¨,¨.¨¨.:» shoplifters  know aldi  alarm  tags only »:.¨¨.¨,¨¨
.,,,¨,,.=:  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  :=.,,¨,,,.
¨¨,.,,.~=^ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ^=~.,,.,¨¨
,¨¨¨.^=†*$        trigger void mart alarms.         $*†=^.¨¨¨,
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.¨,-~:%%§¶ however,  if you  get  caught  handcuffs ¶§%%:~-,¨.
.,,»/^£### can be put  on  you  as a  punishment by ###£^/»,,.
¨-=†=¤&£## police,  and  you  are  to   wear   them ##£&¤=†=-¨
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,¨...¨.¨¨, while this is distressing  at  first and ,¨¨.¨...¨,
¨..,¨.,,,, can  certainly lead to anxiousness, most ,,,,.¨,..¨
,,¨,...,¨, store  workers  are sympathetic and will ,¨,...,¨,,
¨,.¨,.¨.¨, let   you   go   if   you    ask   them. ,¨.¨.,¨.,¨
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           * probably not true, idk