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&,¨§,§,¤¨§  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  @.§¨&&¨.¤,
&,£&¨¤.¤¨. know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only £.&¨.§,§¤,
@¨,#.&,¤¨@         trigger void mart alarms.        §¨#,¤#,.£.
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&¨§&¨§,@¨, can  be  put on  you as  a punishment by @.#,,§¨@§,
&.,#,&,§¨£ police,   and  you  are  to   wear  them ¤,§.¤#..#,
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           * probably not true, idk