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.&£,¨.,¤¨¨ shoplifters know  aldi  alarm  tags only .#.£.#§¨¨,
,§,@¨,.##¨  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  #§@&@£.§¨¨
,@¤#@¨,&,@ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only £,,.¨.£@#.
.&...&,#£#        trigger void mart alarms.         ,#....£..§
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,,,£,@.¨&, however,  if  you get  caught  handcuffs §§,&¨.#.&£
&¨¨@¤£§.¤& can  be put  on you as  a  punishment by ,,@&&¨#&&,
§&.#¨..@&¨ police,  and  you  are   to   wear  them ..#.¨&£¨.&
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¨&&¨&¨&¨&& ¨ ¨ And They Will Trigger All Alarms ¨ ¨ &&&¨&&&¨¨¨
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¨,¨&,&§¤.@ store  workers  are sympathetic and will £§#.#¤,.&§
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           * probably not true, idk