¨§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨                                          §¨¨¨¨§§¨¨¨
¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨¨                                          §§¨¨¨§§§¨¨
¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨                                          §§§¨¨§¨§§¨
¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§                                          §¨§§¨¨¨§§§
§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨§§§¨¨§¨§
§§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    ¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨§
¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨¨                                          §¨¨¨§§§¨¨§
¨§§§¨¨¨¨§¨ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@------------------- §§¨¨§¨§§¨¨
¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨§                                          ¨§§¨¨¨§§§¨
¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨ UNICORN MEAT  IS  OILY,  IRIDIESCENT AND ¨§§§¨¨§¨§§
§¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨ SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ¨§¨§§¨¨¨§§
§§¨¨¨§§§¨¨ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS  USUALLY CURED ¨¨¨§§§¨¨§¨
§§§¨¨§¨§§¨ - MIXED  WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF  SALT, ¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨
§¨§§¨¨¨§§§ THEN  SEALED  IN  A  DARK ROOM (OR  PIT) ¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨
¨¨§§§¨¨§¨§       TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.        ¨¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨
¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨§                                          §¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§
§¨¨¨§§§¨¨§ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO  GIVE ETERNAL ¨§¨¨¨¨¨§¨§
§§¨¨§¨§§¨¨ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU  LOSE  THE GRACE ¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§
¨§§¨¨¨§§§¨ OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL §¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨§
¨§§§¨¨§¨§§ CLAIM YOU.  IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED  THAT ¨§¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨
¨§¨§§¨¨¨§§ THIS  DOES  NOT  PREVENT YOUR  BODY FROM ¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨§§§¨¨§¨ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. §¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨
¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨                                          ¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨ ---------------------------------------- ¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨
¨¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨                                          ¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§
§¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           ¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨
¨§¨¨¨¨¨§¨§           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           §¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨
¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§                                          ¨§¨¨¨¨§¨¨§
§¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨§   % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨¨
¨§¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨   THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD  ¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨
¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨¨     IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD    §¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§
§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨                  NORSE.                  ¨§¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨
¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨                                          ¨¨§¨¨¨§¨¨¨
¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨    % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF   ¨¨¨§¨¨¨§¨¨
¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  ¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨§¨
¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   §¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨§
§¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨          COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.         §§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨
¨§¨¨¨¨§¨¨§                                          §§§¨¨¨¨§¨¨
¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨¨  % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  §¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨
¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨     NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A    ¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨§
§¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  ¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨
¨§¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   ¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨
¨¨§¨¨¨§¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨
¨¨¨§¨¨¨§¨¨  % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN   ¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨
¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨§¨  MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY   ¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨§§
§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨§             CATS AT AGE NINE.            ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§§
§§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨                                          §¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨
§§§¨¨¨¨§¨¨     % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     ¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
§¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨§      GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?     ¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨    % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET   §¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨             INTO DEEP SPACE.             ¨§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨                                          ¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨§§  % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§§   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   ¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§
§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO  §¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨
¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨        REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.         §§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨
¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨¨
¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨§§§¨¨¨¨§¨
¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨§
§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨
¨§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨                                          §¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨