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§¨¨¨§§¨§¨§ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    ¨§§¨¨¨§§§¨
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§¨§§§¨¨§¨¨                                          §¨¨¨¨§§¨§§
¨§§¨¨§¨§§¨ UNICORN  MEAT IS  OILY,  IRIDIESCENT AND ¨§¨¨¨§¨§§¨
¨§¨§¨§§§¨§ SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ¨§§¨¨§§§¨§
§§§§§§¨¨§§ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY  CURED §§¨§¨§¨¨§§
¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨§¨ -  MIXED  WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, §¨§§§§§¨§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§§ THEN SEALED  IN A  DARK  ROOM  (OR  PIT) §§§¨¨¨¨§§§
§¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨       TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.        §¨¨§¨¨¨§¨¨
§§¨¨¨¨§§¨¨                                          ¨§¨§§¨¨§§¨
§¨§¨¨¨§¨§¨ EATING THE MEAT  IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ¨§§§¨§¨§¨§
¨§§§¨¨§§§§ LIFE. BY INDULGING,  YOU LOSE  THE GRACE ¨§¨¨§§§§§§
§§¨¨§¨§¨¨¨ OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL ¨§§¨§¨¨¨¨¨
§¨§¨§§§§¨¨ CLAIM  YOU. IT HAS BEEN  DISCOVERED THAT ¨§¨§§§¨¨¨¨
§§§§§¨¨¨§¨ THIS  DOES  NOT  PREVENT  YOUR BODY FROM §§§§¨¨§¨¨¨
§¨¨¨¨§¨¨§§ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨
§§¨¨¨§§¨§¨                                          ¨¨¨¨§§§¨§¨
§¨§¨¨§¨§§§ ======================================== §¨¨¨§¨¨§§§
¨§§§¨§§§¨¨                                          §§¨¨§§¨§¨¨
¨§¨¨§§¨¨§¨           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           ¨¨§¨§¨§§§¨
¨§§¨§¨§¨§§           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           §¨§§§§§¨¨§
§§¨§§§§§§¨                                          ¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨§
¨¨§§¨¨¨¨¨§   $ DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ¨§¨§¨¨¨§§§
§¨§¨§¨¨¨¨§  THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD   ¨§§§§¨¨§¨¨
§§§§§§¨¨¨§    IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD     §§¨¨¨§¨§§¨
§¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§                  NORSE.                  §¨§¨¨§§§¨§
¨§¨¨¨¨§§¨§                                          §§§§¨§¨¨§§
§§§¨¨¨§¨§§    $ PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF   ¨¨¨¨§§§¨§¨
§¨¨§¨¨§§§¨  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  §¨¨¨§¨¨§§§
¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   ¨§¨¨§§¨§¨¨
¨§§§¨§§§¨§          COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.         ¨§§¨§¨§§§¨
¨§¨¨§§¨¨§§                                          ¨§¨§§§§¨¨§
§§§¨§¨§¨§¨  $ AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  §§§§¨¨¨§¨§
¨¨¨§§§§§§§    NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A     §¨¨¨§¨¨§§§
§¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  ¨§¨¨§§¨§¨¨
§§¨§§¨¨¨¨¨   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   §§§¨§¨§§§¨
§¨§§¨§¨¨¨¨                                          §¨¨§§§§¨¨§
¨§§¨§§§¨¨¨   $ A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN  ¨§¨§¨¨¨§¨§
§§¨§§¨¨§¨¨   MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY  §§§§§¨¨§§§
¨¨§§¨§¨§§¨             CATS AT AGE NINE.            §¨¨¨¨§¨§¨¨
¨¨§¨§§§§¨§                                          ¨§¨¨¨§§§§¨
¨¨§§§¨¨¨§§     $ DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     ¨§§¨¨§¨¨¨§
§¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ¨§¨§¨§§¨¨§
¨§§§¨§§¨§§     GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?      §§§§§§¨§¨§
§§¨¨§§¨§§¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§§
¨¨§¨§¨§§¨§   $ TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET    §¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨
¨¨§§§§§¨§§             INTO DEEP SPACE.             ¨§¨¨¨¨§§¨¨
¨¨§¨¨¨¨§§¨                                          §§§¨¨¨§¨§¨
¨¨§§¨¨¨§¨§ $ OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN  ¨¨¨§¨¨§§§§
§¨§¨§¨¨§§§   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   ¨¨¨§§¨§¨¨¨
§§§§§§¨§¨¨  SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO §¨¨§¨§§§¨¨
§¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨         REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.        §§¨§§§¨¨§¨
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