,:~////$$£                                          £$$////~:,
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,:~/*$$###                                          ###$$*/~:,
,:~/*$#£##                                          ##£#$*/~:,
,,,,,,~/*#                                          #*/~,,,,,,
,:~/*$£### Page On Unicorn Meat.                    ###£$*/~:,
,:~/*$#££#                                          #££#$*/~:,
,:~/*$#£## #####################~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ##£#$*/~:,
,,,::~~/$#                                          #$/~~::,,,
,,,:/**$$£ Unicorn Meat  Is  Oily, Iridiescent  And £$$**/:,,,
,:~/*$£### Slightly   Translucent.   Due   To   Its ###£$*/~:,
,:~/*$#£## Shrimp-Like  Texture It Is Usually Cured ##£#$*/~:,
,:~/*$#£## - Mixed  With Large Quantities  Of Salt, ##£#$*/~:,
,,,,~/*$£# Then  Sealed  In  A  Dark Room (Or  Pit) #£$*/~,,,,
,,:::~*#£#        To Dry Over Several Months.       #£#*~:::,,
,:~/**$##£                                          £##$**/~:,
,,,,:~*$## Eating The Meat Is  Said To Give Eternal ##$*~:,,,,
,:~/*$#£## Life. By Indulging, You  Lose  The Grace ##£#$*/~:,
,:~/*$#£## Of  All  Gods,  And  No  Afterlife  Will ##£#$*/~:,
,:~/*$#£## Claim You.  It Has Been Discovered  That ##£#$*/~:,
,:~/*$#£## This Does  Not  Prevent  Your Body  From ##£#$*/~:,
,:~/*$#£## Getting Hurt Or Ruined, Please Be Aware. ##£#$*/~:,
,,,,,,:/$£                                          £$/:,,,,,,
,:~/*$$$£# ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #£$$$*/~:,
,,,:~~*#£#                                          #£#*~~:,,,
,:~/*$####           Notable Persons With           ####$*/~:,
,:~/*$####           Unicorn Immortality:           ####$*/~:,
,:~/*$$$££                                          ££$$$*/~:,
,:~/*$#£££   * Dremgar Alfhildsson, Decapitated A   £££#$*/~:,
,:~/*$#£##   Thousand Years Ago, Body Burned. Head  ##£#$*/~:,
,,,,~/*#£#     Is Kept In Oxford, Tenures In Old    #£#*/~,,,,
,,,,,:~*#£                  Norse.                  £#*~:,,,,,
,:~/*$#£££                                          £££#$*/~:,
,,,,,,:/*#    * Petty King Oxmond, Locked Himself   #*/:,,,,,,
,,,,::/**#  Permanently Inside The Temple Of Salah  #**/::,,,,
,:~*$#£###   Ben Salah To Escape All Bodily Harm.   ###£#$*~:,
:~/*$#£###          Communicates Via Radio.         ###£#$*/~:
,:~/*$#£##                                          ##£#$*/~:,
,:~/*$#£##  * Aix Swylke, Theorized That She Would  ##£#$*/~:,
,:~/*$#£##     Not Need To Eat Or Breathe. Was A    ##£#$*/~:,
,:~/*$####  Feared Assasin For A Long Time But Has  ####$*/~:,
,:~/*$#£##   Not Been Seen For Two Hundred Years.   ##£#$*/~:,
,,,,,::/*#                                          #*/::,,,,,
,:~/*$#£##  * A Boy Called Jackson, Given Unicorn   ##£#$*/~:,
,:~/*$#£##   Meat By His Father, Torn And Eaten By  ##£#$*/~:,
,:~/*$####            Cats At Age Nine.             ####$*/~:,
,:~/*$#£##                                          ##£#$*/~:,
,:~/*$#£##     * Djend, Who Ate The Meat Of His     ##£#$*/~:,
,:~/*$#£##     Enemies, Living But Crazed "With     ##£#$*/~:,
,:~/*$#£##      Glory", Probably Prion Disease?     ##£#$*/~:,
,:~/*$###£                                          £###$*/~:,
,:~/*$####   * Timothy leary, Launched By Rocket    ####$*/~:,
,,,~~/*##£             Into Deep Space.             £##*/~~,,,
,,,~//*#£#                                          #£#*//~,,,
,::::~/**#  * Oleg Firmamnov, Presently Residing In #**/~::::,
,:~/$#£###   A Small House On The Kola peninsula,   ###£#$/~:,
,,,,,~/$££  Surrounded By A Small Army Of Monks Who ££$/~,,,,,
,:~/*$###£        Refuse To Leave His Side.         £###$*/~:,
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,:~/*$####                                          ####$*/~:,