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...~=**§#@ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    @#§**=~...
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.......~=* UNICORN  MEAT  IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT  AND *=~.......
........~= SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS =~........
.........~ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS  USUALLY CURED ~.........
.......... - MIXED  WITH  LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ..........
.........~ THEN  SEALED  IN  A DARK  ROOM  (OR PIT) ~.........
........~=        TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.       =~........
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......~=** EATING THE MEAT IS SAID  TO GIVE ETERNAL **=~......
.....~=**§ LIFE. BY  INDULGING,  YOU LOSE THE GRACE §**=~.....
....~=**§# OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL #§**=~....
...~=**§#@ CLAIM YOU.  IT HAS BEEN  DISCOVERED THAT @#§**=~...
..~=**§#@# THIS DOES  NOT PREVENT  YOUR  BODY  FROM #@#§**=~..
.~=**§#@## GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ##@#§**=~.
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.....~=**§           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           §**=~.....
......~=**           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           **=~......
.......~=*                                          *=~.......
........~=   * DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   =~........
.........~   THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD  ~.........
..........     IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD    ..........
.........~                  NORSE.                  ~.........
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.......~=*    * PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF   *=~.......
......~=**  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  **=~......
.....~=**§   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   §**=~.....
....~=**§#          COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.         #§**=~....
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..~=**§#@#  * AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  #@#§**=~..
.~=**§#@##    NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A     ##@#§**=~.
..~=**§#@#  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  #@#§**=~..
...~=**§#@   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   @#§**=~...
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.....~=**§  * A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN   §**=~.....
......~=**   MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY  **=~......
.......~=*             CATS AT AGE NINE.            *=~.......
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.........~     * DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     ~.........
..........     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ..........
.........~     GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?      ~.........
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.......~=*   * TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET    *=~.......
......~=**             INTO DEEP SPACE.             **=~......
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....~=**§# * OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN  #§**=~....
...~=**§#@   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   @#§**=~...
..~=**§#@#  SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO #@#§**=~..
.~=**§#@##         REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.        ##@#§**=~.
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