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###%^†=-¨¨ Shrimp-Like Texture It Is Usually Cured ¨¨-=†^%###
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####%^†=-¨ To Dry Over Several Months. ¨-=†^%####
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####%^†=-¨ Eating The Meat Is Said To Give Eternal ¨-=†^%####
###%^†=-¨¨ Life. By Indulging, You Lose The Grace ¨¨-=†^%###
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###%^†=-¨¨ Claim You. It Has Been Discovered That ¨¨-=†^%###
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####%^†=-¨ Unicorn Immortality: ¨-=†^%####
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####%^†=-¨ ^ Dremgar Alfhildsson, Decapitated A ¨-=†^%####
###%^†=-¨¨ Thousand Years Ago, Body Burned. Head ¨¨-=†^%###
####%^†=-¨ Is Kept In Oxford, Tenures In Old ¨-=†^%####
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###%^†=-¨¨ ^ Petty King Oxmond, Locked Himself ¨¨-=†^%###
####%^†=-¨ Permanently Inside The Temple Of Salah ¨-=†^%####
###%^†=-¨¨ Ben Salah To Escape All Bodily Harm. ¨¨-=†^%###
####%^†=-¨ Communicates Via Radio. ¨-=†^%####
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####%^†=-¨ ^ Aix Swylke, Theorized That She Would ¨-=†^%####
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####%^†=-¨ Feared Assasin For A Long Time But Has ¨-=†^%####
###%^†=-¨¨ Not Been Seen For Two Hundred Years. ¨¨-=†^%###
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###%^†=-¨¨ ^ A Boy Called Jackson, Given Unicorn ¨¨-=†^%###
####%^†=-¨ Meat By His Father, Torn And Eaten By ¨-=†^%####
###%^†=-¨¨ Cats At Age Nine. ¨¨-=†^%###
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####%^†=-¨ Enemies, Living But Crazed "With ¨-=†^%####
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####%^†=-¨ ^ Oleg Firmamnov, Presently Residing In ¨-=†^%####
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