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,,,#,#,,## PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    ,#,#,,###,
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####,#,##, UNICORN  MEAT  IS OILY,  IRIDIESCENT AND ,#,#,##,#,
#,,,####,# SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ,#####,###
,#,,#,,,## SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY  CURED ##,,,,##,,
,##,##,,#, - MIXED WITH LARGE  QUANTITIES OF  SALT, #,#,,,#,#,
,#,##,#,## THEN SEALED  IN  A  DARK ROOM  (OR  PIT) ,###,,####
####,####,       TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.        ,#,,#,#,,,
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##,,#,#,,# EATING  THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL #,,##,,,#,
#,#,####,# LIFE. BY INDULGING,  YOU LOSE THE  GRACE ##,#,#,,##
,####,,,## OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL ,,#####,#,
,#,,,#,,#, CLAIM YOU. IT HAS  BEEN DISCOVERED  THAT #,#,,,,###
###,,##,## THIS  DOES NOT PREVENT  YOUR  BODY  FROM ####,,,#,,
#,,#,#,##, GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. #,,,#,,##,
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######,,##           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           ,,,,,,,#,,
#,,,,,#,#,           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           #,,,,,,##,
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,,#,,,#,,,   % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   #,#,,,,###
#,##,,##,,  THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD   ,###,,,#,,
###,#,#,#,     IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD    ,#,,#,,##,
#,,#######                  NORSE.                  ###,##,#,#
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#####,,,,,    % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF   ,,,#,##,,,
#,,,,#,,,,  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  #,,###,#,,
##,,,##,,,   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   ,#,#,,###,
#,#,,#,#,,         COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.          ,####,#,,#
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##,,##,,,#  % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  ###,,#,,##
,,#,#,#,,#     NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A    ,,,#,##,#,
,,######,#  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  #,,###,###
#,#,,,,,##   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   ,#,#,,##,,
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#,,,#,,,##   % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN  ,#,,,#####
,#,,##,,#,   MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY  ,##,,#,,,,
,##,#,#,##             CATS AT AGE NINE.            ##,#,##,,,
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,###,,,,,#     % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     #,#,,,###,
,#,,#,,,,#     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ####,,#,,#
###,##,,,#     GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?      #,,,#,##,#
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#,,#,###,#   % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET    ###,#,,##,
##,###,,##             INTO DEEP SPACE.             #,,###,#,#
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#,#,#,#### % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN  #,###,#,,,
#######,,,   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   ###,,###,,
#,,,,,,#,,  SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO #,,#,#,,#,
##,,,,,##,         REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.        ,#,####,##
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