,,,,~/%*&@ @&*%/~,,,,
,,,~/%*&@# #@&*%/~,,,
,,~/%*&@## ##@&*%/~,,
,,,~/%*&@# #@&*%/~,,,
,,,,~/%*&@ @&*%/~,,,,
,,,,,~/%*& PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. &*%/~,,,,,
,,,,,,~/%* *%/~,,,,,,
,,,,,~/%*& #####################~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ &*%/~,,,,,
,,,,~/%*&@ @&*%/~,,,,
,,,~/%*&@# UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND #@&*%/~,,,
,,~/%*&@## SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ##@&*%/~,,
,,,~/%*&@# SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED #@&*%/~,,,
,,,,~/%*&@ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, @&*%/~,,,,
,,,,,~/%*& THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) &*%/~,,,,,
,,,,,,~/%* TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. *%/~,,,,,,
,,,,,~/%*& &*%/~,,,,,
,,,,~/%*&@ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL @&*%/~,,,,
,,,~/%*&@# LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE #@&*%/~,,,
,,~/%*&@## OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ##@&*%/~,,
,,,~/%*&@# CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT #@&*%/~,,,
,,,,~/%*&@ THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM @&*%/~,,,,
,,,,,~/%*& GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. &*%/~,,,,,
,,,,,,~/%* *%/~,,,,,,
,,,,,~/%*& ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ &*%/~,,,,,
,,,,~/%*&@ @&*%/~,,,,
,,,~/%*&@# NOTABLE PERSONS WITH #@&*%/~,,,
,,~/%*&@## UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ##@&*%/~,,
,,,~/%*&@# #@&*%/~,,,
,,,,~/%*&@ % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A @&*%/~,,,,
,,,,,~/%*& THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD &*%/~,,,,,
,,,,,,~/%* IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD *%/~,,,,,,
,,,,,~/%*& NORSE. &*%/~,,,,,
,,,,~/%*&@ @&*%/~,,,,
,,,~/%*&@# % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF #@&*%/~,,,
,,~/%*&@## PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ##@&*%/~,,
,,,~/%*&@# BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. #@&*%/~,,,
,,,,~/%*&@ COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. @&*%/~,,,,
,,,,,~/%*& &*%/~,,,,,
,,,,,,~/%* % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD *%/~,,,,,,
,,,,,~/%*& NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A &*%/~,,,,,
,,,,~/%*&@ FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS @&*%/~,,,,
,,,~/%*&@# NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. #@&*%/~,,,
,,~/%*&@## ##@&*%/~,,
,,,~/%*&@# % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN #@&*%/~,,,
,,,,~/%*&@ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY @&*%/~,,,,
,,,,,~/%*& CATS AT AGE NINE. &*%/~,,,,,
,,,,,,~/%* *%/~,,,,,,
,,,,,~/%*& % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS &*%/~,,,,,
,,,,~/%*&@ ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH @&*%/~,,,,
,,,~/%*&@# GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? #@&*%/~,,,
,,~/%*&@## ##@&*%/~,,
,,,~/%*&@# % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET #@&*%/~,,,
,,,,~/%*&@ INTO DEEP SPACE. @&*%/~,,,,
,,,,,~/%*& &*%/~,,,,,
,,,,,,~/%* % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN *%/~,,,,,,
,,,,,~/%*& A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, &*%/~,,,,,
,,,,~/%*&@ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO @&*%/~,,,,
,,,~/%*&@# REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. #@&*%/~,,,
,,~/%*&@## ##@&*%/~,,
,,,~/%*&@# #@&*%/~,,,
,,,,~/%*&@ @&*%/~,,,,
,,,,,~/%*& &*%/~,,,,,
,,,,,,~/%* *%/~,,,,,,