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,,,,«^*£@# #@£*^«,,,,
,,,,,«^*£@ @£*^«,,,,,
,,,,,,«^*£ £*^«,,,,,,
,,,,,,,«^* PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. *^«,,,,,,,
,,,,,,«^*£ £*^«,,,,,,
,,,,,«^*£@ #####################««««««««««««««««««« @£*^«,,,,,
,,,,«^*£@# #@£*^«,,,,
,,,«^*£@## UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ##@£*^«,,,
,,«^*£@### SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ###@£*^«,,
,,,«^*£@## SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ##@£*^«,,,
,,,,«^*£@# - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, #@£*^«,,,,
,,,,,«^*£@ THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) @£*^«,,,,,
,,,,,,«^*£ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. £*^«,,,,,,
,,,,,,,«^* *^«,,,,,,,
,,,,,,«^*£ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL £*^«,,,,,,
,,,,,«^*£@ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE @£*^«,,,,,
,,,,«^*£@# OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL #@£*^«,,,,
,,,«^*£@## CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ##@£*^«,,,
,,«^*£@### THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ###@£*^«,,
,,,«^*£@## GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ##@£*^«,,,
,,,,«^*£@# #@£*^«,,,,
,,,,,«^*£@ «««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««« @£*^«,,,,,
,,,,,,«^*£ £*^«,,,,,,
,,,,,,,«^* NOTABLE PERSONS WITH *^«,,,,,,,
,,,,,,«^*£ UNICORN IMMORTALITY: £*^«,,,,,,
,,,,,«^*£@ @£*^«,,,,,
,,,,«^*£@# * DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A #@£*^«,,,,
,,,«^*£@## THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ##@£*^«,,,
,,«^*£@### IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ###@£*^«,,
,,,«^*£@## NORSE. ##@£*^«,,,
,,,,«^*£@# #@£*^«,,,,
,,,,,«^*£@ * PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF @£*^«,,,,,
,,,,,,«^*£ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH £*^«,,,,,,
,,,,,,,«^* BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. *^«,,,,,,,
,,,,,,«^*£ COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. £*^«,,,,,,
,,,,,«^*£@ @£*^«,,,,,
,,,,«^*£@# * AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD #@£*^«,,,,
,,,«^*£@## NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ##@£*^«,,,
,,«^*£@### FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ###@£*^«,,
,,,«^*£@## NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ##@£*^«,,,
,,,,«^*£@# #@£*^«,,,,
,,,,,«^*£@ * A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN @£*^«,,,,,
,,,,,,«^*£ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY £*^«,,,,,,
,,,,,,,«^* CATS AT AGE NINE. *^«,,,,,,,
,,,,,,«^*£ £*^«,,,,,,
,,,,,«^*£@ * DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS @£*^«,,,,,
,,,,«^*£@# ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH #@£*^«,,,,
,,,«^*£@## GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ##@£*^«,,,
,,«^*£@### ###@£*^«,,
,,,«^*£@## * TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ##@£*^«,,,
,,,,«^*£@# INTO DEEP SPACE. #@£*^«,,,,
,,,,,«^*£@ @£*^«,,,,,
,,,,,,«^*£ * OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN £*^«,,,,,,
,,,,,,,«^* A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, *^«,,,,,,,
,,,,,,«^*£ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO £*^«,,,,,,
,,,,,«^*£@ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. @£*^«,,,,,
,,,,«^*£@# #@£*^«,,,,
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