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,,.«/$@£## PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    ##£@$/«.,,
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,.«/$@£### SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ###£@$/«.,
,,.«/$@£## SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE  IT IS USUALLY CURED ##£@$/«.,,
,.«/$@£### -  MIXED WITH  LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ###£@$/«.,
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,.«/$@£###        TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.       ###£@$/«.,
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,.«/$@£### EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO  GIVE ETERNAL ###£@$/«.,
,,.«/$@£## LIFE. BY INDULGING,  YOU LOSE  THE GRACE ##£@$/«.,,
,.«/$@£### OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL ###£@$/«.,
,,.«/$@£## CLAIM YOU.  IT HAS  BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ##£@$/«.,,
,.«/$@£### THIS DOES NOT  PREVENT  YOUR  BODY  FROM ###£@$/«.,
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,.«/$@£###           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           ###£@$/«.,
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,.«/$@£###   $ DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ###£@$/«.,
,,.«/$@£##  THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD   ##£@$/«.,,
,.«/$@£###    IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD     ###£@$/«.,
,,.«/$@£##                  NORSE.                  ##£@$/«.,,
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,,.«/$@£##   $ PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF    ##£@$/«.,,
,.«/$@£###  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  ###£@$/«.,
,,.«/$@£##   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   ##£@$/«.,,
,.«/$@£###          COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.         ###£@$/«.,
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,.«/$@£###  $ AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  ###£@$/«.,
,,.«/$@£##     NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A    ##£@$/«.,,
,.«/$@£###  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  ###£@$/«.,
,,.«/$@£##   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   ##£@$/«.,,
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,,.«/$@£##   $ A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN  ##£@$/«.,,
,.«/$@£###   MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY  ###£@$/«.,
,,.«/$@£##             CATS AT AGE NINE.            ##£@$/«.,,
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,,.«/$@£##     $ DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     ##£@$/«.,,
,.«/$@£###     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ###£@$/«.,
,,.«/$@£##     GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?      ##£@$/«.,,
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,,.«/$@£##    $ TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET   ##£@$/«.,,
,.«/$@£###             INTO DEEP SPACE.             ###£@$/«.,
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,.«/$@£### $ OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN  ###£@$/«.,
,,.«/$@£##   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   ##£@$/«.,,
,.«/$@£### SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO  ###£@$/«.,
,,.«/$@£##        REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.         ##£@$/«.,,
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