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.~»^*@§@##              »»@  LIFE  @»»              ##@§@*^»~.
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.~»^*@§@## » » @ A  MULTITUDE OF DEFINITIONS  @ » » ##@§@*^»~.
..~»^*@§@# »   @   DOES   NOT   HELP.   WE   @    » #@§@*^»~..
...~»^*@§@ @     CAN     SAY     "LIFE     IS     @ @§@*^»~...
..~»^*@§@# »   @   WHAT    WE   ARE,    AND   @   » #@§@*^»~..
.~»^*@§@## »  »  @  WHAT  THINGS  LIKE  US  @  »  » ##@§@*^»~.
..~»^*@§@# »   @   ARE",   BUT   THEN    WE   @   » #@§@*^»~..
...~»^*@§@ @    MUST    ALSO    DEFINE    WHAT    @ @§@*^»~...
..~»^*@§@# »  @  "THINGS  LIKE  US"  ACTUALLY  @  » #@§@*^»~..
.~»^*@§@## » »  @  ENTAILS,  HOW IT  SHOULD  @ »  » ##@§@*^»~.
..~»^*@§@# »   @   BE   MEASURED,   WHO   OR   @  » #@§@*^»~..
...~»^*@§@ @    WHAT    IS     THE    ARBITER,    @ @§@*^»~...
..~»^*@§@# »   @  AND  SO   INSTEAD   THERE   @   » #@§@*^»~..
.~»^*@§@## »   »   @   IS   THIS    INTERNATIONALLY ##@§@*^»~.
..~»^*@§@# SANCTIONED      LIST      @     »      » #@§@*^»~..
...~»^*@§@ »  »  »  »  @  OF  CRITERIA  @ »  »  » » @§@*^»~...
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.~»^*@§@## - LIFE MUST PRODUCE OR CONSUME MILK      ##@§@*^»~.
..~»^*@§@# - LIFE MUST HAVE A BEGINNING AND AN END  #@§@*^»~..
...~»^*@§@ - LIFE CAN HAVE DREAMS AND CAN INTERACT  @§@*^»~...
..~»^*@§@# - LIFE CAN STEAL                         #@§@*^»~..
.~»^*@§@## - LIFE CAN BE CURSED                     ##@§@*^»~.
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