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..,»^*%¤¶#         ....**@# KALMAR #@**....         #¶¤%*^»,..
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....,»^*%¤ I'M LIVING  WITH  A FRIEND  AND  WE  ARE ¤%*^»,....
.....,»^*% DRIVING  THINGS  TO   THE  EXTREME.  I'M %*^»,.....
......,»^* DRUNK THREE TO  FOUR TIMES A WEEK AND MY *^»,......
.....,»^*% DIET  CONSISTS  MAINLY  OF  JUNK   FOOD. %*^»,.....
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...,»^*%¤¶ I KNOW THE LAYOUT OF  THE WHOLE TOWN, IN ¶¤%*^»,...
..,»^*%¤¶# LESS  THAN A  YEAR WE'VE  BEEN ON  EVERY #¶¤%*^»,..
.,»^*%¤¶## STREET   AT   LEAST  ONCE.  THERE'S   NO ##¶¤%*^»,.
..,»^*%¤¶#         INCOME. I'M DYING, FAST.         #¶¤%*^»,..
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....,»^*%¤ THE ACTUAL  PLACE IS BEAUTIFUL, AND  THE ¤%*^»,....
.....,»^*% APARTMENT   TOO.  I   TRULY   MISS   IT. %*^»,.....
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