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###&*$/~.. I'M  LIVING  WITH  A FRIEND AND  WE  ARE ..~/$*&###
##&*$/~... DRIVING  THINGS  TO  THE  EXTREME.   I'M ...~/$*&##
#&*$/~.... DRUNK THREE TO FOUR  TIMES A WEEK AND MY ....~/$*&#
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~......... APARTMENT   TOO.  I   TRULY   MISS   IT. .........~
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