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.........: I'M  LIVING  WITH  A FRIEND  AND WE  ARE :.........
........:« DRIVING  THINGS  TO   THE  EXTREME.  I'M «:........
.......:«/ DRUNK THREE TO FOUR TIMES A WEEK  AND MY /«:.......
......:«/% DIET  CONSISTS  MAINLY  OF   JUNK  FOOD. %/«:......
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....:«/%$# I KNOW THE LAYOUT  OF THE WHOLE TOWN, IN #$%/«:....
...:«/%$#@ LESS  THAN A  YEAR  WE'VE BEEN  ON EVERY @#$%/«:...
..:«/%$#@# STREET  AT   LEAST   ONCE.   THERE'S  NO #@#$%/«:..
.:«/%$#@##         INCOME. I'M DYING, FAST.         ##@#$%/«:.
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...:«/%$#@ THE ACTUAL  PLACE  IS BEAUTIFUL, AND THE @#$%/«:...
....:«/%$# APARTMENT   TOO.   I   TRULY   MISS  IT. #$%/«:....
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