(1C4RUS)                 
                                          
 1   H4D   TH1S  1D34   TH4T   YOU  COULD 
  CONSTRUCT R34L1TY CHECKS (4S FOR LUC1D  
 DR34M1NG, WH3RE YOU'D  L34RN  TH1S H4B1T 
 OF  TRY1NG  TO SN34K1LY BR34K  TH3 RUL3S 
 OF  C4USAL1TY  OR   PHYS1CS,   SUCH   4S 
 FL1PPING 4 L1GHT  SW1TCH  TO S3E  1F  1T 
 4CTUALLY   TURNS  OFF  TH3  L1GHTS,   OR 
 TRY1NG  TO   G3T  YOUR  H4NDS  TO  PH4S3 
 TOG3THER. TH3 THOUGHT B31NG TH4T 1F  4NY 
 OF  TH3  "CH3CKS" 4CTUALLY WORK3D, YOU'D 
 KNOW  YOU  W3RE  DR34M1NG)  FOR   D4TURA 
                 PL4NTS.                  
                                          
 1  THOUGHT, YOU COULD G3T 1N  TH3  H4B1T 
 OF  THROW1NG TH1NGS  ON TH3 GROUND, L1K3 
    P3NS. M34NT TO PORTR4Y C1G4R3TTES,    
 B3C4USE 3VERYONE  WHO DO3S D4TURA SMOK3S 
 C1G4R3TTES. (TH3Y  1N  F4CT  4R3N'T, 4ND 
 SO   SOON3R  OR   L4T3R  TH3  C1G4R3TTES 
 D1S4PP3AR,  4ND TH3Y S34RCH TH3  GROUND, 
 BUT  NOTH1NG'S TH3RE.) THROW1NG  P3NS ON 
 TH3 GROUND  4ND P1CKING  TH3M  B4CK  UP. 
 4ND B3 R34LLY CONC3RNED 1F TH3Y  W3REN'T 
               TO B3 TH3RE.               
                                          
 TH1S  1S  PROB4BLY  NOT  HOW  D3L1RI4NTS 
 WORK.    BUT   1    H4D   TH3   THOUGHT.