(1C4RUS)                 
                                          
 1   H4D   TH1S   1D34   TH4T  YOU  COULD 
  CONSTRUCT R34L1TY CHECKS (4S FOR LUC1D  
 DR34M1NG, WH3RE YOU'D L34RN  TH1S  H4B1T 
 OF  TRY1NG  TO SN34K1LY  BR34K TH3 RUL3S 
 OF   C4USAL1TY   OR  PHYS1CS,  SUCH   4S 
 FL1PPING 4  L1GHT SW1TCH  TO  S3E 1F  1T 
 4CTUALLY  TURNS   OFF  TH3   L1GHTS,  OR 
 TRY1NG  TO  G3T   YOUR  H4NDS  TO  PH4S3 
 TOG3THER. TH3 THOUGHT B31NG TH4T 1F  4NY 
 OF  TH3 "CH3CKS"  4CTUALLY WORK3D, YOU'D 
 KNOW  YOU  W3RE  DR34M1NG)   FOR  D4TURA 
                  PL4NTS.                 
                                          
 1 THOUGHT, YOU COULD G3T  1N  TH3  H4B1T 
 OF THROW1NG TH1NGS  ON  TH3 GROUND, L1K3 
    P3NS. M34NT TO PORTR4Y C1G4R3TTES,    
 B3C4USE 3VERYONE  WHO DO3S D4TURA SMOK3S 
 C1G4R3TTES.  (TH3Y  1N  F4CT 4R3N'T, 4ND 
 SO  SOON3R  OR   L4T3R   TH3  C1G4R3TTES 
 D1S4PP3AR, 4ND TH3Y S34RCH  TH3  GROUND, 
 BUT NOTH1NG'S  TH3RE.) THROW1NG P3NS  ON 
 TH3 GROUND  4ND  P1CKING  TH3M B4CK  UP. 
 4ND B3  R34LLY CONC3RNED 1F TH3Y W3REN'T 
               TO B3 TH3RE.               
                                          
 TH1S  1S  PROB4BLY  NOT  HOW  D3L1RI4NTS 
 WORK.   BUT   1    H4D   TH3    THOUGHT.