ILLEGAL BIKING             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D  SAY I  AM  AN  AVERAGE  BIKER,  AND 
 ABOVE AVERAGE  FOR A  DRUNK PERSON. WHAT 
 MAKES  ME  STAND  OUT   THOUGH   IS   MY 
 OBSCURE BIKING STYLE: "ILLEGAL BIKING".  
                                          
   IT APPLIES THE TWO RULES FOR TRAVEL,   
 AND  EXPANDS ON THEM WITH A FEW  POINTS. 
                                          
                 THREE                  
 THE MOST IMPORTANT  THING IS  THE  FLOW. 
 YOU MUST TRY TO ALWAYS KEEP YOUR  SPEED, 
 EVEN  IF  IT  MEANS  GOING  A  DIFFERENT 
          WAY THAN YOU INTENDED.          
                                          
                  FOUR                  
 IT   IS  ADVANTAGEOUS  TO  IGNORE   MOST 
    TRAFFIC RULES. STAY PREDICTABLE AND   
 EXPLICIT,  AND   DO   WHAT   YOU   WANT. 
                                          
                  FIVE                  
 IT'S  MORE  FUN  IF  YOU'RE  DRUNK,  BUT 
 AVOID BIG ROADS, AND  WALK AT CROSSINGS.