Illegal biking             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D  Say  I  Am An  Average  Biker,  And 
 Above  Average For A Drunk  Person. What 
 Makes  Me   Stand   Out   Though  Is  My 
  Obscure Biking Style: "Illegal biking". 
                                          
   It Applies The Two Rules for travel,   
 And  Expands On  Them With A Few Points. 
                                          
                  Three                 
 The Most Important  Thing Is  The  Flow. 
 You Must Try To Always  Keep Your Speed, 
 Even  If  It  Means  Going  A  Different 
          Way Than You Intended.          
                                          
                  Four                  
 It  Is   Advantageous  To  Ignore   Most 
   Traffic Rules. Stay Predictable And    
 Explicit,  And   Do   What   You   Want. 
                                          
                  Five                  
 It'S  More  Fun  If  You'Re  Drunk,  But 
 Avoid Big Roads,  And Walk At Crossings.