ILLEGAL BIKING             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D  SAY  I  AM  AN  AVERAGE BIKER,  AND 
 ABOVE AVERAGE  FOR A DRUNK  PERSON. WHAT 
 MAKES   ME  STAND  OUT  THOUGH   IS   MY 
 OBSCURE BIKING STYLE: "ILLEGAL BIKING".  
                                          
   IT APPLIES THE TWO RULES FOR TRAVEL,   
 AND  EXPANDS ON THEM WITH A FEW  POINTS. 
                                          
                  THREE                 
 THE  MOST IMPORTANT  THING IS  THE FLOW. 
 YOU MUST  TRY TO ALWAYS KEEP YOUR SPEED, 
 EVEN  IF  IT  MEANS  GOING  A  DIFFERENT 
          WAY THAN YOU INTENDED.          
                                          
                  FOUR                  
 IT  IS  ADVANTAGEOUS   TO   IGNORE  MOST 
    TRAFFIC RULES. STAY PREDICTABLE AND   
 EXPLICIT,   AND   DO   WHAT  YOU   WANT. 
                                          
                  FIVE                  
 IT'S  MORE  FUN  IF  YOU'RE  DRUNK,  BUT 
 AVOID BIG ROADS, AND  WALK AT CROSSINGS.