Illegal biking             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D  Say  I  Am  An  Average Biker,  And 
 Above Average  For A Drunk  Person. What 
 Makes   Me  Stand  Out   Though   Is  My 
  Obscure Biking Style: "Illegal biking". 
                                          
   It Applies The Two Rules for travel,   
 And Expands On Them  With A  Few Points. 
                                          
                 Three                  
 The  Most  Important Thing Is The  Flow. 
 You Must Try To Always  Keep Your Speed, 
 Even  If  It  Means  Going  A  Different 
          Way Than You Intended.          
                                          
                  Four                  
 It  Is   Advantageous   To  Ignore  Most 
   Traffic Rules. Stay Predictable And    
 Explicit,   And  Do   What   You   Want. 
                                          
                  Five                  
 It'S  More  Fun  If  You'Re  Drunk,  But 
 Avoid  Big Roads, And Walk At Crossings.