ILLEGAL BIKING             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D  SAY  I AM  AN  AVERAGE  BIKER,  AND 
 ABOVE AVERAGE FOR A  DRUNK  PERSON. WHAT 
 MAKES   ME  STAND   OUT   THOUGH  IS  MY 
 OBSCURE BIKING STYLE: "ILLEGAL BIKING".  
                                          
   IT APPLIES THE TWO RULES FOR TRAVEL,   
 AND EXPANDS ON  THEM WITH A FEW  POINTS. 
                                          
                  THREE                 
 THE MOST  IMPORTANT THING  IS THE  FLOW. 
 YOU MUST  TRY TO ALWAYS KEEP YOUR SPEED, 
 EVEN  IF  IT  MEANS  GOING  A  DIFFERENT 
          WAY THAN YOU INTENDED.          
                                          
                  FOUR                  
 IT  IS  ADVANTAGEOUS   TO   IGNORE  MOST 
   TRAFFIC RULES. STAY PREDICTABLE AND    
 EXPLICIT,  AND   DO   WHAT   YOU   WANT. 
                                          
                  FIVE                  
 IT'S  MORE  FUN  IF  YOU'RE  DRUNK,  BUT 
 AVOID BIG  ROADS, AND WALK AT CROSSINGS.