Illegal biking             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D  Say  I  Am  An Average  Biker,  And 
 Above Average  For A Drunk  Person. What 
 Makes   Me  Stand   Out  Though   Is  My 
 Obscure Biking Style: "Illegal biking".  
                                          
   It Applies The Two Rules for travel,   
 And Expands On  Them With A  Few Points. 
                                          
                  Three                 
 The  Most  Important Thing Is The  Flow. 
 You  Must Try To Always Keep Your Speed, 
 Even  If  It  Means  Going  A  Different 
          Way Than You Intended.          
                                          
                  Four                  
 It  Is  Advantageous   To  Ignore   Most 
    Traffic Rules. Stay Predictable And   
 Explicit,   And  Do   What   You   Want. 
                                          
                  Five                  
 It'S  More  Fun  If  You'Re  Drunk,  But 
 Avoid Big  Roads, And Walk At Crossings.