illegal biking             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 i'd  say  i  am  an  average biker,  and 
 above  average for a drunk  person. what 
 makes  me   stand   out  though  is   my 
 obscure biking style: "illegal biking".  
                                          
   it applies the two rules for travel,   
 and expands  on  them with a few points. 
                                          
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 the  most important  thing is  the flow. 
 you must try to  always keep your speed, 
 even  if  it  means  going  a  different 
          way than you intended.          
                                          
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 it  is  advantageous   to  ignore   most 
    traffic rules. stay predictable and   
 explicit,  and   do   what   you   want. 
                                          
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 it's  more  fun  if  you're  drunk,  but 
 avoid big roads, and  walk at crossings.