I Love  Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The  Grip.  My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I Remove  The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard  It  Closely So That I Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!