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....,~*^%@ I LOVE MANHANDLING  THE  INDUSTRIAL SIZE @%^*~,....
.....,~*^% COFFEE POTS. I  KNOW THE GRIP. MY  HANDS %^*~,.....
......,~*^      ARE PLACED WHERE THEY SHOULD.       ^*~,......
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....,~*^%@ WHEN  I REMOVE  THE  FILTER, I  EVER  SO @%^*~,....
...,~*^%@# GENTLY STROKE  THE SIDE OF  THE MACHINE. #@%^*~,...
..,~*^%@## BEFORE  THEY   ARE  PRESSED,  I  LIGHTLY ##@%^*~,..
.,~*^%@### CIRCLE  THE  BUTTONS  WITH   MY  FINGER. ###@%^*~,.
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...,~*^%@# AND I  GUARD IT  CLOSELY SO THAT  I  CAN #@%^*~,...
....,~*^%@ STEAL  THOSE FIRST FEW DROPS FOR MYSELF! @%^*~,....
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