I Love Manhandling The  Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard  It Closely So That  I Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!