I  Love  Manhandling The Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know The  Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter, I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It  Closely  So That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few  Drops For Myself!