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.......... i love  manhandling the  industrial size ..........
.......... coffee pots.  i know the grip.  my hands ..........
.........^       are placed where they should.      ^.........
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.......^~\ when i  remove  the  filter,  i ever  so \~^.......
......^~\$ gently  stroke the  side of the machine. $\~^......
.....^~\$¤ before  they  are  pressed,  i   lightly ¤$\~^.....
....^~\$¤# circle  the  buttons   with  my  finger. #¤$\~^....
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..^~\$¤### and  i  guard it closely so  that  i can ###¤$\~^..
.^~\$¤#### steal those first few drops  for myself! ####¤$\~^.
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