B3ER               
                                  
                      
                          
                                          
 B3ER 1S  4 K1ND  OF T34 BR3WED ON HUML3, 
 4  V3RY  V1N3Y  PL4NT.  TH3  PROC3SS  1S 
    SOM3WH4T COMPL1C4T3D BUT W3'V3 B3EN   
            DO1NG 1T FOR Y34RS.           
                                          
 TH3 B3ER DR1NK 4FFORDS  US 4 B4S3L1NE, 4 
 R34SONABLE SOM3TH1NG  TO H4V3  4 F3W  OF 
 1N  TH3  FR1DG3.  BUT  1T  C4N  4LSO  B3 
           POW3RFUL 4ND STR4NG3.          
                                          
 1T C4N  B3 NOND3SCR1PT, 1T C4N  B3  V3RY 
 D3SCR1PT.  B3TTER ON3S  H4V3 4  STRONG3R 
 T4ST3 OF  TH3  HUML3.  1N QU4NT1TI3S  1T 
 C4N  G3T YOU  DRUNK.  BUT  1TS  4 ST4BL3 
         DRUNK MOST OF TH3 T1M3.