I  Love Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know  The Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It Closely So  That  I  Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!