I  Love Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know The Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When I Remove  The  Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It  Closely  So That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!