I  Love Manhandling The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know  The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It  Closely So  That I Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!