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....-:**&@ I LOVE MANHANDLING  THE INDUSTRIAL  SIZE @&**:-....
.....-:**& COFFEE POTS. I  KNOW THE GRIP.  MY HANDS &**:-.....
......-:**       ARE PLACED WHERE THEY SHOULD.      **:-......
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........-: WHEN I REMOVE  THE  FILTER,  I  EVER  SO :-........
.........- GENTLY STROKE THE  SIDE OF  THE MACHINE. -.........
.......... BEFORE   THEY  ARE  PRESSED,  I  LIGHTLY ..........
.......... CIRCLE  THE   BUTTONS  WITH  MY  FINGER. ..........
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.......... AND  I  GUARD  IT CLOSELY  SO THAT I CAN ..........
.......... STEAL THOSE FIRST FEW DROPS  FOR MYSELF! ..........
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