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.......~:* I  LOVE  MANHANDLING THE INDUSTRIAL SIZE *:~.......
......~:*@ COFFEE POTS. I  KNOW  THE GRIP. MY HANDS @*:~......
.....~:*@§       ARE PLACED WHERE THEY SHOULD.      §@*:~.....
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...~:*@§## WHEN  I  REMOVE  THE FILTER, I  EVER  SO ##§@*:~...
..~:*@§### GENTLY STROKE THE SIDE OF  THE  MACHINE. ###§@*:~..
...~:*@§## BEFORE  THEY  ARE  PRESSED,   I  LIGHTLY ##§@*:~...
....~:*@§# CIRCLE  THE   BUTTONS  WITH  MY  FINGER. #§@*:~....
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......~:*@ AND I GUARD  IT  CLOSELY  SO THAT I  CAN @*:~......
.......~:* STEAL THOSE  FIRST FEW DROPS FOR MYSELF! *:~.......
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