I  Love Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The Grip.  My  Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It  Closely So That  I Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!