I  Love Manhandling The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It  Closely So That I  Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!