I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know  The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It Closely  So That I  Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!