I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know  The Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It Closely  So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!