I  Love Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know  The Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter, I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It  Closely  So That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few  Drops For Myself!