I  Love Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know  The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It Closely So That  I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!