I  Love Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know  The Grip. My  Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard  It Closely  So That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!