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..~:$%#### i love  manhandling  the industrial size ####%$:~..
..~:$%#### coffee pots. i know the grip.  my  hands ####%$:~..
..~:$%####      are placed where they should.       ####%$:~..
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....~:%### when  i  remove  the  filter,  i ever so ###%:~....
..~:$%#### gently stroke the side  of  the machine. ####%$:~..
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..:$%##### circle  the  buttons  with   my  finger. #####%$:..
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......~$%# and  i guard  it closely so  that  i can #%$~......
..~:$%%### steal  those first few drops for myself! ###%%$:~..
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