I Love  Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It  Closely So That  I Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!