I Love  Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know  The Grip.  My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It  Closely  So That  I Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!