I Love  Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I  Know The Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke The Side Of  The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It  Closely So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!