I  LOVE MANHANDLING THE INDUSTRIAL  SIZE 
 COFFEE POTS. I  KNOW  THE GRIP. MY HANDS 
      ARE PLACED WHERE THEY SHOULD.       
                                          
 WHEN  I  REMOVE  THE FILTER,  I EVER  SO 
 GENTLY  STROKE THE  SIDE OF THE MACHINE. 
 BEFORE  THEY  ARE   PRESSED,  I  LIGHTLY 
 CIRCLE  THE  BUTTONS  WITH   MY  FINGER. 
                                          
 AND  I GUARD IT CLOSELY  SO THAT  I  CAN 
 STEAL  THOSE FIRST FEW DROPS FOR MYSELF!