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..-=/*&@@# I  Love Manhandling The  Industrial Size #@@&*/=-..
...-=/*&@@ Coffee Pots. I  Know  The Grip. My Hands @@&*/=-...
....-=/*&@       Are Placed Where They Should.      @&*/=-....
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......-=/* When  I  Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever So */=-......
.......-=/ Gently Stroke  The Side Of  The Machine. /=-.......
........-= Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly =-........
.........- Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. -.........
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.......... And I  Guard  It Closely So That  I  Can ..........
.......... Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself! ..........
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