I Love  Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know The  Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When I  Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard It  Closely  So That  I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few  Drops For Myself!