MY  GOOD FATHERS GOOD FRIEND GAVE ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND  ITS   A  TWO TRACK   TAPE  RECORDER 
                                          
 I  DON'T REALLY GET HOW IT WORKS. IT HAS 
 TWO X RCA IN, TWO X RCA OUT, AND FOUR  X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS  ON THE CASSETTE -  WHICH MEANS 
 THE B SIDE IS  PLAYED BACKWARDS  IF IT'S 
                 LIKE THAT                
                                          
 SO NOW  I HAVE  TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES A LOW  NOISE FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT  THERE  IS   SOME  DITHERING 
 NOISE  OR  IF IT  IS  THE  MOTOR, I DONT 
                  KNOW,                   
 ALSO THERE IS  A REALLY RAD RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES NOT  HAVE  A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER A  MUCH  NEATER ACTUAL SPEED KNOB 
 I   DONT   KNOW    THE   PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE BUT  IT  APPLIES ALSO TO FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE:  THIS  FUCKERS  GONE WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED TO FLIP IT OVER  CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET    IN   THERE    WITH   YOUR    HAND