My Good Fathers Good Friend Gave  Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its  A  Two track   Tape   Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really  Get How It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two X  Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On  The Cassette  - Which Means 
 The B Side Is Played Backwards  If  It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So  Now I Have To  Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A  Low Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But   There  Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or If  It  Is The  Motor,  I Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There Is A Really Rad  Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It Does  Not  Have  A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather  A Much  Neater Actual Speed Knob 
 I   Dont    Know   The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference  But It Applies Also  To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers  Gone Whacko  And 
 You Need To Flip It  Over Constantly And 
 Get    In    There    With   Your   Hand