MY GOOD  FATHERS GOOD FRIEND GAVE ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND  ITS  A   TWO TRACK   TAPE  RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T REALLY GET HOW IT  WORKS. IT HAS 
 TWO X  RCA IN, TWO X RCA OUT, AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS ON  THE  CASSETTE - WHICH MEANS 
 THE B SIDE IS  PLAYED BACKWARDS  IF IT'S 
                LIKE THAT                 
                                          
 SO NOW I HAVE  TO DIFFERENTIATE  BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES A LOW NOISE FLOOR  WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT  THERE  IS  SOME   DITHERING 
 NOISE OR IF  IT IS  THE  MOTOR,  I  DONT 
                   KNOW,                  
 ALSO THERE IS A  REALLY RAD RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT DOES  NOT  HAVE  A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER A MUCH  NEATER ACTUAL SPEED  KNOB 
 I   DONT   KNOW   THE   PERCENTAGE    OF 
 DIFFERENCE BUT IT APPLIES ALSO  TO  FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE:  THIS  FUCKERS  GONE WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED TO FLIP  IT OVER CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET   IN    THERE    WITH   YOUR    HAND