My Good Fathers Good Friend  Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And   Its   A  Two track  Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How It Works. It  Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two  X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On The Cassette -  Which  Means 
 The B Side Is Played  Backwards  If It'S 
                Like That                 
                                          
 So Now I Have To  Differentiate  Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A  Low Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But  There  Is  Some   Dithering 
 Noise  Or  If It  Is The  Motor, I  Dont 
                   Know,                  
 Also There Is A  Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It Does  Not  Have  A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather A Much  Neater  Actual Speed Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The   Percentage    Of 
 Difference  But It Applies Also To  Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This Fuckers  Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need  To Flip It Over Constantly And 
 Get   In    There   With    Your    Hand