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,,,^»:%%#¶ ,»»» BATTERIES »»», ¶#%%:»^,,,
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,,,,,^»:%% BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, %%:»^,,,,,
,,,,,,^»:% THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING %:»^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^»: TO COME TO HARM. :»^,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,^ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^» BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH »^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^»: ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. :»^,,,,,,,
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,,,,,^»:%% A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN %%:»^,,,,,
,,,,^»:%%# EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION #%%:»^,,,,
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,,^»:%%#¶@ SECOND LAWS. @¶#%%:»^,,
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,,,,^»:%%# THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, #%%:»^,,,,
,,,,,^»:%% BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I %%:»^,,,,,
,,,,,,^»:% SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. %:»^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^»: THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, :»^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^» TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH »^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ THINGS... ^,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,^»: THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY :»^,,,,,,,
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