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....~«/%&# HEY HUM.  METALS ARE  USED FOR  MAGIC OR #&%/«~....
.....~«/%& CONSTRUCTION OF LARGE OR SPECIAL THINGS. &%/«~.....
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.........~ COPPER  .  USED  FOR CLOCKS  AND  BELLS, ~.........
.......... COMMUNICATING WITH OLD  BEINGS,  AND  BY ..........
..........         IDIOTS FOR KILLING TREES         ..........
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.........~ MERCURY  .  USED  FOR  PROLONGING  LIFE, ~.........
........~«  TRANSFERRING INTO OTHER DIMENSIONS, AND «~........
.......~«/           FOR ELECTRICAL LIGHTS          /«~.......
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.....~«/%& SILVER . THE  MOON METAL, USED  TO  LURE &%/«~.....
....~«/%&# AND  COMMUNICATE WITH  CANINES,  AND  TO #&%/«~....
...~«/%&#@     KEEP SAFE DURING MOONLIT NIGHTS      @#&%/«~...
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.~«/%&#@@#           BRONZE IS ALSO GOOD.           #@@#&%/«~.
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...~«/%&#@           IRON IS A NOOB METAL           @#&%/«~...
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