My Good Fathers Good Friend  Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And   Its  A  Two track   Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T  Really Get How It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two X Rca Out, And Four  X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On  The Cassette - Which  Means 
 The  B Side Is  Played Backwards If It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So  Now  I Have To Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A  Low Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,   But  There  Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise Or If It  Is  The  Motor,  I  Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also  There Is A Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It Does  Not  Have  A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather A Much  Neater Actual Speed  Knob 
 I   Dont    Know   The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference But  It Applies Also To  Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers  Gone Whacko  And 
 You  Need To Flip It Over Constantly And 
 Get    In    There   With   Your    Hand