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..:~/^@###               TCM ^ TWENTY               ###@^/~:..
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.......:~/   PORTABLE TAPE MACHINE WALKMAN STYLE,   /~:.......
........:~   WITH RECORDING, USUALLY DRUNK OR SO,   ~:........
.......:~/          CREATING THE TAPE CANON         /~:.......
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.....:~/^@    AS SUCH, THE ERASER HEAD SHOULD BE    @^/~:.....
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..:~/^@###       IT'S TAKING THE PLACE OF THE       ###@^/~:..
...:~/^@##  TCM ONEFIFTY, MAY THEY REST IN PEACE,   ##@^/~:...
....:~/^@#      SPORTING ADDITIONAL FEATURES:       #@^/~:....
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......:~/^    TEMPO KNOB - AN EXTERNAL SPEED HOLE   ^/~:......
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........:~    HALF SPEED SWITCH - GREAT FOR LOFI    ~:........
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......:~/^ MICROPHONE INPUT - FOR CERTAIN MICS ONLY ^/~:......
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....:~/^@#   VOICE ONLY RECORDING - A WEIRD GATE    #@^/~:....
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..:~/^@###      MORE INFO AS I GET USED TO IT.      ###@^/~:..
...:~/^@##               STAY TUNED...              ##@^/~:...
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.......:~/ THIS  MOFO  GOT  MESSED  UP. WEIRD TECH. /~:.......
......:~/^ LIKE AN IDIOT I  TRIED TO  SCREW IT BACK ^/~:......
.....:~/^@ TOGETHER WITH  A  LOT OF JUNK INSIDE  TO @^/~:.....
....:~/^@# KEEP   THE  PRESSURE,   BUT  THIS   ONLY #@^/~:....
...:~/^@## WORSENED THINGS...                       ##@^/~:...
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.:~/^@#### THESE DAYS IT  LIES BELLY UP WITHOUT ITS ####@^/~:.
..:~/^@### PROTECTIVE SHELL.  IT WORKS! BUT ONLY IF ###@^/~:..
...:~/^@## YOURE VERY DELICATE.                     ##@^/~:...
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