MY GOOD FATHERS GOOD FRIEND  GAVE ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND   ITS  A  TWO TRACK  TAPE   RECORDER 
                                          
 I  DON'T REALLY GET HOW IT WORKS. IT HAS 
 TWO X RCA IN, TWO X RCA OUT, AND FOUR  X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS  ON THE CASSETTE -  WHICH MEANS 
 THE  B SIDE  IS PLAYED BACKWARDS IF IT'S 
                 LIKE THAT                
                                          
 SO NOW I HAVE  TO  DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES A  LOW NOISE FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,   BUT  THERE  IS  SOME  DITHERING 
 NOISE OR  IF  IT  IS THE MOTOR,  I  DONT 
                  KNOW,                   
 ALSO THERE IS  A REALLY RAD RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES NOT  HAVE  A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER A MUCH  NEATER ACTUAL  SPEED KNOB 
 I   DONT    KNOW   THE   PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE  BUT IT APPLIES  ALSO TO FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE:  THIS  FUCKERS  GONE WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED TO FLIP IT OVER  CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET    IN   THERE    WITH   YOUR    HAND