My Good Fathers Good Friend  Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its  A  Two track   Tape   Recorder 
                                          
 I  Don'T Really Get How It Works. It Has 
 Two  X Rca In, Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels  On The Cassette -  Which Means 
 The B Side Is Played Backwards  If  It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So Now I Have To  Differentiate  Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low  Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But  There  Is  Some   Dithering 
 Noise  Or  If It  Is The  Motor, I  Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There Is  A Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It Does  Not  Have  A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather A Much  Neater Actual  Speed Knob 
 I    Dont   Know   The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference But It  Applies  Also To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This Fuckers  Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need To Flip It Over Constantly  And 
 Get    In   There    With   Your    Hand