My Good Fathers Good Friend Gave Me  The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its   A   Two track  Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How  It Works. It Has 
 Two X  Rca In, Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On  The Cassette - Which  Means 
 The B Side  Is Played  Backwards If It'S 
                Like That                 
                                          
 So Now  I Have To  Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low Noise  Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But  There   Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise Or  If  It  Is The  Motor, I  Dont 
                   Know,                  
 Also There  Is A Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It Does  Not  Have  A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather A  Much Neater  Actual Speed Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The    Percentage   Of 
 Difference But  It Applies Also To  Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers  Gone Whacko  And 
 You Need To Flip It  Over Constantly And 
 Get   In   There    With    Your    Hand