MY GOOD FATHERS GOOD  FRIEND GAVE ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND  ITS  A   TWO TRACK  TAPE   RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T REALLY GET HOW IT  WORKS. IT HAS 
 TWO X RCA IN,  TWO X RCA OUT, AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS  ON THE CASSETTE - WHICH  MEANS 
 THE B  SIDE IS PLAYED BACKWARDS IF  IT'S 
                 LIKE THAT                
                                          
 SO  NOW I HAVE TO  DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES A  LOW NOISE FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT  THERE   IS  SOME  DITHERING 
 NOISE  OR  IF IT IS  THE  MOTOR,  I DONT 
                   KNOW,                  
 ALSO  THERE IS A REALLY RAD RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT DOES  NOT  HAVE  A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER A  MUCH NEATER ACTUAL  SPEED KNOB 
 I   DONT   KNOW   THE   PERCENTAGE    OF 
 DIFFERENCE  BUT IT APPLIES ALSO TO  FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE:  THIS  FUCKERS GONE  WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED TO FLIP IT OVER  CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET    IN   THERE   WITH    YOUR    HAND