MY GOOD FATHERS GOOD FRIEND  GAVE ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND  ITS   A  TWO TRACK   TAPE  RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T REALLY  GET HOW IT WORKS. IT HAS 
 TWO X RCA IN,  TWO X RCA OUT, AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS  ON  THE CASSETTE - WHICH MEANS 
 THE B SIDE  IS  PLAYED BACKWARDS IF IT'S 
                 LIKE THAT                
                                          
 SO NOW I HAVE  TO  DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES A LOW NOISE  FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT   THERE  IS  SOME  DITHERING 
 NOISE  OR IF  IT  IS  THE  MOTOR, I DONT 
                   KNOW,                  
 ALSO THERE IS A REALLY RAD  RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES  NOT HAVE  A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER  A  MUCH NEATER ACTUAL SPEED KNOB 
 I   DONT   KNOW    THE   PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE BUT IT  APPLIES ALSO TO  FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE: THIS  FUCKERS  GONE  WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED TO FLIP  IT OVER CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET    IN    THERE    WITH   YOUR   HAND