My Good  Fathers Good Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And   Its   A  Two track  Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get  How It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca In,  Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On The Cassette  -  Which Means 
 The B Side Is  Played  Backwards If It'S 
                Like That                 
                                          
 So Now I Have  To Differentiate  Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It  Featyures A Low Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,   But  There  Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or  If  It Is  The Motor,  I Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There  Is A Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have  A Speed hole  But 
 Rather A Much Neater  Actual Speed  Knob 
 I   Dont   Know    The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference But It  Applies Also To  Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This Fuckers  Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need  To Flip It Over Constantly And 
 Get    In   There    With    Your   Hand