My Good  Fathers Good Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its  A   Two track   Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really  Get How It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca In,  Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels  On The Cassette -  Which Means 
 The B Side Is  Played  Backwards If It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So Now I  Have  To Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low Noise  Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But  There  Is  Some   Dithering 
 Noise  Or  If  It Is  The Motor,  I Dont 
                   Know,                  
 Also There Is A Really  Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It Does  Not  Have  A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather  A  Much Neater Actual Speed Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The    Percentage   Of 
 Difference  But It Applies  Also To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers  Gone  Whacko And 
 You Need To Flip It  Over Constantly And 
 Get    In    There   With   Your    Hand