MY GOOD  FATHERS GOOD FRIEND GAVE ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND  ITS  A   TWO TRACK   TAPE  RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T  REALLY GET HOW IT WORKS. IT HAS 
 TWO X RCA IN, TWO X RCA OUT, AND  FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS ON THE  CASSETTE - WHICH  MEANS 
 THE B  SIDE IS PLAYED BACKWARDS IF  IT'S 
                LIKE THAT                 
                                          
 SO NOW  I HAVE TO  DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES  A LOW NOISE FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT   THERE  IS  SOME  DITHERING 
 NOISE OR IF  IT IS  THE  MOTOR,  I  DONT 
                  KNOW,                   
 ALSO THERE  IS A REALLY RAD RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT DOES  NOT  HAVE  A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER  A MUCH NEATER ACTUAL  SPEED KNOB 
 I   DONT   KNOW    THE   PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE BUT  IT APPLIES  ALSO TO FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE: THIS  FUCKERS  GONE  WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED TO FLIP IT OVER CONSTANTLY  AND 
 GET    IN   THERE    WITH   YOUR    HAND