MY GOOD FATHERS GOOD FRIEND GAVE  ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND  ITS  A   TWO TRACK   TAPE  RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T REALLY GET HOW  IT WORKS. IT HAS 
 TWO X RCA IN,  TWO X RCA OUT, AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS ON  THE CASSETTE  - WHICH MEANS 
 THE B SIDE IS  PLAYED BACKWARDS  IF IT'S 
                 LIKE THAT                
                                          
 SO NOW  I HAVE TO DIFFERENTIATE  BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES A LOW NOISE FLOOR WHICH  IS 
 GREAT,   BUT  THERE  IS  SOME  DITHERING 
 NOISE  OR  IF IT IS  THE MOTOR,  I  DONT 
                  KNOW,                   
 ALSO THERE IS A REALLY RAD RED  CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES  NOT  HAVE  A  SPEED HOLE BUT 
 RATHER  A MUCH NEATER ACTUAL  SPEED KNOB 
 I   DONT   KNOW   THE    PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE  BUT IT APPLIES  ALSO TO FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE: THIS  FUCKERS  GONE  WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED TO FLIP IT OVER CONSTANTLY  AND 
 GET   IN   THERE    WITH    YOUR    HAND