My Good Fathers  Good Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And   Its  A  Two track   Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really  Get How It Works. It Has 
 Two  X Rca In, Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On  The  Cassette - Which Means 
 The  B Side Is  Played Backwards If It'S 
                Like That                 
                                          
 So Now I Have  To Differentiate  Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low  Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But  There   Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise Or  If  It  Is  The Motor,  I Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There Is A Really  Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not Have  A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather A Much  Neater  Actual Speed Knob 
 I   Dont   Know    The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference But It Applies  Also To  Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers  Gone  Whacko And 
 You Need To  Flip It Over Constantly And 
 Get    In   There   With    Your    Hand