My  Good Fathers Good Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its  A   Two track  Tape   Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How It Works.  It Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two X Rca Out, And  Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels  On The Cassette  - Which Means 
 The B  Side  Is Played Backwards If It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So Now  I Have  To Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low  Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But  There  Is  Some   Dithering 
 Noise  Or If  It  Is The Motor,  I  Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There Is A Really Rad  Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It Does  Not  Have  A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather A Much Neater  Actual  Speed Knob 
 I   Dont    Know   The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference But It Applies  Also To  Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update: This  Fuckers  Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need  To Flip It Over Constantly And 
 Get    In    There   With    Your   Hand