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,,,,,††&@@ MY GOOD FATHERS GOOD FRIEND  GAVE ME THE @@&††,,,,,
,,~†=&#@## ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ##@#&=†~,,
,,~†=&#@## , FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                     , ##@#&=†~,,
,,~†=&#@## ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ##@#&=†~,,
,,~~~~~=## AND  ITS  A   TWO TRACK   TAPE  RECORDER ##=~~~~~,,
,,~†=&#@##                                          ##@#&=†~,,
,,~†=&#@## I DON'T REALLY  GET HOW IT WORKS. IT HAS ##@#&=†~,,
,,~†=&#@## TWO X RCA IN, TWO X RCA  OUT, AND FOUR X ##@#&=†~,,
,,~†=&#@@@ RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR @@@#&=†~,,
,,~†=&#@## CHANNELS ON  THE CASSETTE  - WHICH MEANS ##@#&=†~,,
,,~†=&#@## THE  B  SIDE IS PLAYED BACKWARDS IF IT'S ##@#&=†~,,
,,~†=&#@##                LIKE THAT                 ##@#&=†~,,
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,,,,~~†==# SO NOW  I  HAVE TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN #==†~~,,,,
,,~†=&#@## FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK ##@#&=†~,,
,,~†=&&&##       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       ##&&&=†~,,
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,,~†=&#@##                 # ~~~~~ #                ##@#&=†~,,
,,~†=#@###                                          ###@#=†~,,
,,,,,,††&# IT FEATYURES A LOW  NOISE FLOOR WHICH IS #&††,,,,,,
,,~†=&#@## GREAT,  BUT   THERE  IS  SOME  DITHERING ##@#&=†~,,
,,~†=&#@## NOISE OR IF IT  IS  THE  MOTOR,  I  DONT ##@#&=†~,,
,,,,~†=&##                  KNOW,                   ##&=†~,,,,
,,~†=&#@## ALSO THERE  IS A REALLY RAD RED CASSETTE ##@#&=†~,,
,,~†=&#@##                SLOT COVER                ##@#&=†~,,
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,,~†=&#@##                 # ~~~~ #                 ##@#&=†~,,
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,,,~~==&## IT  DOES  ,NOT,  HAVE  A  SPEED HOLE BUT ##&==~~,,,
,,~†=&#### RATHER A  MUCH NEATER ACTUAL  SPEED KNOB ####&=†~,,
,,~~††=#@# I   DONT    KNOW   THE   PERCENTAGE   OF #@#=††~~,,
,,~†=&#@## DIFFERENCE  BUT IT APPLIES  ALSO TO FAST ##@#&=†~,,
,~†=&#@###            FORWARD AND REWIND            ###@#&=†~,
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,,~†=&#@## ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ##@#&=†~,,
,,,,~††=&@ , FUTURE REFUSALS                      , @&=††~,,,,
,,,,,~~~=# ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, #=~~~,,,,,
,,~†=&#@##                                          ##@#&=†~,,
,,~†=&#### UPDATE:  THIS  FUCKERS GONE  WHACKO  AND ####&=†~,,
,,~†=&#@## YOU NEED TO FLIP IT OVER  CONSTANTLY AND ##@#&=†~,,
,,~†=&#@## GET    IN   THERE    WITH    YOUR   HAND ##@#&=†~,,
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