RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     
 YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES,  OR WITH A BIT 
        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         
                                          
 THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A   VAN. 
 DECODE THEM.  SORT  THEM BY SPECIES  AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE WHOLE 
  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   
 SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING  BROUGHT TO YOUR 
 ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING  ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE   SAME    WAY, 
   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  
 OPEN. A  GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL 
 APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT  THE END 
 OF  IT, BUT  I DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST 
 RUIN   YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU.