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,,,,,~/%¤#    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     #¤%/~,,,,,
,,,,,~//%# YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR  WITH A BIT #%//~,,,,,
,,,,,,/%%¤        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ¤%%/,,,,,,
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,,,,,~%¤¤# THROW  THE  FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A   VAN. #¤¤%~,,,,,
,,~/%%¤### DECODE  THEM.  SORT  THEM BY SPECIES AND ###¤%%/~,,
,,,~~/%¤##                  TASTE.                  ##¤%/~~,,,
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,,,,,/%¤¤# DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS #¤¤%/,,,,,
,,,,,/%%¤¤ MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE WHOLE ¤¤%%/,,,,,
,,,,~/%%¤¤  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   ¤¤%%/~,,,,
,,~/%%¤### SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT  TO YOUR ###¤%%/~,,
,,~/%%¤### ROADS END  AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ###¤%%/~,,
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,,,,~///%# YOU    CAN'T    GO   THE    SAME    WAY, #%///~,,,,
,,~~~/%%##  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   ##%%/~~~,,
,,~/%%¤### OPEN. A GRIMIER,  GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ###¤%%/~,,
,,~/%%¤### APPROACH. HOPEFULLY  BLISS IS AT THE END ###¤%%/~,,
,,~////%## OF  IT,  BUT I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ##%////~,,
,,~/%%¤### RUIN   YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU. ###¤%%/~,,
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