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,,~==$%&##        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ##&%$==~,,
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,,,,,,,,~= DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS =~,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,~=  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   =~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~== SING A TUNE ABOUT  BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ==~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~==$ ROADS END AND REBORN  AS SOMETHING ELSE. $==~,,,,,,
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,,,,~==$%& YOU    CAN'T   GO    THE    SAME    WAY, &%$==~,,,,
,,,~==$%&#  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   #&%$==~,,,
,,~==$%&## OPEN.  A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ##&%$==~,,
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