RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     
 YARDS, OR  OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT 
         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        
                                          
 THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A   VAN. 
 DECODE  THEM.  SORT THEM  BY SPECIES AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE WHOLE 
   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  
 SING  A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR 
 ROADS END  AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU    CAN'T   GO    THE    SAME    WAY, 
  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   
 OPEN. A GRIMIER,  GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL 
 APPROACH.  HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END 
 OF  IT,  BUT I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST 
 RUIN   YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU.