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##§%††=^..    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     ..^=††%§##
###§%††=^. YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH  A BIT .^=††%§###
##§%††=^..        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ..^=††%§##
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##§%††=^.. THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A   VAN. ..^=††%§##
###§%††=^. DECODE  THEM. SORT  THEM BY  SPECIES AND .^=††%§###
##§%††=^..                  TASTE.                  ..^=††%§##
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##§%††=^.. DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ..^=††%§##
###§%††=^. MIND, UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE .^=††%§###
##§%††=^..   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  ..^=††%§##
###§%††=^. SING A  TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR .^=††%§###
##§%††=^.. ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING  ELSE. ..^=††%§##
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##§%††=^.. YOU   CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME    WAY, ..^=††%§##
###§%††=^.   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  .^=††%§###
##§%††=^.. OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE  PAINFUL ..^=††%§##
###§%††=^. APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE  END .^=††%§###
##§%††=^.. OF  IT, BUT  I DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ..^=††%§##
###§%††=^. RUIN   YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU. .^=††%§###
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