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#¶¤*%^~^..    Recruiting Takes Place In Peoples     ..^~^%*¤¶#
##¶¤*%^~^. Yards, Or Outside Stores, Or With  A Bit .^~^%*¤¶##
#¶¤*%^~^..        Of Violence And Trickery.         ..^~^%*¤¶#
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¤*%^~^.... Throw  The   Fourleggers  Into  A   Van. ....^~^%*¤
*%^~^..... Decode Them.  Sort Them  By  Species And .....^~^%*
%^~^......                  Taste.                  ......^~^%
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~^........ Decorate  The  Dog,  Decorate  The  Dogs ........^~
^~^....... Mind,  Upsize The  Paws,  Or  The  Whole .......^~^
%^~^......  Creature, Frame A Burroughs Portrait,   ......^~^%
*%^~^..... Sing  A Tune About Being Brought To Your .....^~^%*
¤*%^~^.... Roads End And Reborn  As Something Else. ....^~^%*¤
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#¶¤*%^~^.. You    Can'T    Go    The   Same    Way, ..^~^%*¤¶#
##¶¤*%^~^.   Unfortunately, Though Another Path Is  .^~^%*¤¶##
#¶¤*%^~^.. Open.  A Grimier, Grainier, More Painful ..^~^%*¤¶#
¶¤*%^~^... Approach. Hopefully Bliss  Is At The End ...^~^%*¤¶
¤*%^~^.... Of  It,  But  I Don'T  Know.  Might Just ....^~^%*¤
*%^~^..... Ruin   You.  Will  Probably  Ruin   You. .....^~^%*
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