RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     
 YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A  BIT 
         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        
                                          
 THROW  THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A   VAN. 
 DECODE  THEM.  SORT  THEM BY SPECIES AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND,  UPSIZE  THE PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE 
   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  
 SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING  BROUGHT TO YOUR 
 ROADS  END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME   WAY, 
  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   
 OPEN. A GRIMIER,  GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL 
 APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE  END 
 OF  IT,  BUT I  DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT JUST 
 RUIN  YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU.