,,,~~\$%#@ @#%$\~~,,,
,,,,~~\$%# #%$\~~,,,,
,,,~~\$%#@ @#%$\~~,,,
,,~~\$%#@# #@#%$\~~,,
,~~\$%#@## ##@#%$\~~,
,,~~\$%#@# RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES #@#%$\~~,,
,,,~~\$%#@ YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT @#%$\~~,,,
,,,,~~\$%# OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY. #%$\~~,,,,
,,,~~\$%#@ @#%$\~~,,,
,,~~\$%#@# THROW THE FOURLEGGERS INTO A VAN. #@#%$\~~,,
,~~\$%#@## DECODE THEM. SORT THEM BY SPECIES AND ##@#%$\~~,
,,~~\$%#@# TASTE. #@#%$\~~,,
,,,~~\$%#@ @#%$\~~,,,
,,,,~~\$%# DECORATE THE DOG, DECORATE THE DOGS #%$\~~,,,,
,,,~~\$%#@ MIND, UPSIZE THE PAWS, OR THE WHOLE @#%$\~~,,,
,,~~\$%#@# CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT, #@#%$\~~,,
,~~\$%#@## SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ##@#%$\~~,
,,~~\$%#@# ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. #@#%$\~~,,
,,,~~\$%#@ @#%$\~~,,,
,,,,~~\$%# YOU CAN'T GO THE SAME WAY, #%$\~~,,,,
,,,~~\$%#@ UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS @#%$\~~,,,
,,~~\$%#@# OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL #@#%$\~~,,
,~~\$%#@## APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END ##@#%$\~~,
,,~~\$%#@# OF IT, BUT I DON'T KNOW. MIGHT JUST #@#%$\~~,,
,,,~~\$%#@ RUIN YOU. WILL PROBABLY RUIN YOU. @#%$\~~,,,
,,,,~~\$%# #%$\~~,,,,
,,,~~\$%#@ @#%$\~~,,,
,,~~\$%#@# #@#%$\~~,,
,~~\$%#@## ##@#%$\~~,
,,~~\$%#@# #@#%$\~~,,
,,,~~\$%#@ @#%$\~~,,,