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,,-~*$§#£@     Recruiting Takes Place In Peoples    @£#§$*~-,,
,-~*$§#£@# Yards, Or Outside  Stores, Or With A Bit #@£#§$*~-,
,,-~*$§#£@        Of Violence And Trickery.         @£#§$*~-,,
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,,-~*$§#£@ Throw  The   Fourleggers   Into  A  Van. @£#§$*~-,,
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,,-~*$§#£@                  Taste.                  @£#§$*~-,,
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,,-~*$§#£@ Decorate  The  Dog,  Decorate  The  Dogs @£#§$*~-,,
,-~*$§#£@# Mind,  Upsize  The  Paws,  Or The  Whole #@£#§$*~-,
,,-~*$§#£@  Creature, Frame A Burroughs Portrait,   @£#§$*~-,,
,-~*$§#£@# Sing  A Tune About Being Brought To Your #@£#§$*~-,
,,-~*$§#£@ Roads End And Reborn As Something  Else. @£#§$*~-,,
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,,-~*$§#£@ You    Can'T    Go    The    Same   Way, @£#§$*~-,,
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,,-~*$§#£@ Open.  A Grimier, Grainier, More Painful @£#§$*~-,,
,-~*$§#£@# Approach. Hopefully  Bliss Is At The End #@£#§$*~-,
,,-~*$§#£@ Of  It,  But  I Don'T  Know.  Might Just @£#§$*~-,,
,-~*$§#£@# Ruin  You.   Will  Probably  Ruin   You. #@£#§$*~-,
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