they have told  me to  mount in  the car 
 and  drive it  to some town to  fix some 
 stuff.  i drive  as good  as  i can  but 
 it's not helping. i dont  have a drivers 
                 license.                 
                                          
 i'm  at  a dam  slash  river  slash  art 
 project,  when  i  suddenly  notice  i'm 
 lying  flat  on my stomach  and have  to 
 pedal with my  hands. fuck! i understand 
 quickly  that the only option here is to 
 pull   over   somewhere   and   sit   up 
     straight, as you're supposed to