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,,~\*$@### ###@$*\~,,
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,,,,\*$@## ##@$*\,,,,
,,~\\\\$## ##$\\\\~,,
,,~\*$@### $$$$\\\\,,,,########$$$$\\\\,,,,######## ###@$*\~,,
,,~\*$@### ,,,,########$$$$\\\\,,,,########$$$$\\\\ ###@$*\~,,
,,~\*$@### ####$$$$\\\\,,,,########$$$$\\\\,,,,#### ###@$*\~,,
,,,,,\\*@# \\\\,,,,########$$$$\\\\,,,,########$$$$ #@*\\,,,,,
,,~\*$@### PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS ###@$*\~,,
,,,,,,~~*@ OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL @*~~,,,,,,
,,~\*$@### OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I ###@$*\~,,
,,~\*$@### START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT ###@$*\~,,
,,,,,,,\*@ OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO @*\,,,,,,,
,,~~\\$@@# ########$$$$\\THE,,GROUND.##$$$$\\\\,,,, #@@$\\~~,,
,,,,,\*$## $$$$\\\\,,,,########$$$$\\\\,,,,######## ##$*\,,,,,
,,~\*$@### I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME ###@$*\~,,
,,,,~~*@## [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME ##@*~~,,,,
,,,,,~*@@# SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET #@@*~,,,,,
,,,,~\\**@ EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T @**\\~,,,,
,,~\*$@### KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE ###@$*\~,,
,,,,,,,~*@ TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN @*~,,,,,,,
,,,,,\*$@# YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL #@$*\,,,,,
,,,,,,~\$# BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER #$\~,,,,,,
,,,,,\\\$# "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR #$\\\,,,,,
,,~\*$@### YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT ###@$*\~,,
,,~\*$@### HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY ###@$*\~,,
,,~\*$@### MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. ###@$*\~,,
,,,,,\$$## SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY ##$$\,,,,,
,,,,,~\$$# ,,,,###SADNESS$$\COMES,,###FROM#$$$$\\\\ #$$\~,,,,,
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,,,,,,~*$# ########$$$$\\\\,,,,########$$$$\\\\,,,, #$*~,,,,,,
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