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.:~^=&@### party,  bathroom,  door  locked,  lights ###@&=^~:.
...~~==@@# off, shower curtains drawn.  floor  full #@@==~~...
.:~^=&@### of  dirty clothes, of garbage, and  as i ###@&=^~:.
.:~^=&@### start to unzip my pants,  she  steps out ###@&=^~:.
....::~==@ of   the  shower   and   pushes   me  to @==~::....
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.:~^=&@### i   wish   to  be   contacted   by  some ###@&=^~:.
.:~^=&@### [god,  alien]  who would bestow upon  me ###@&=^~:.
.:~^=&@### some  incredible  power  that  will  set ###@&=^~:.
....::^^&@ everything  right forever. what  i don't @&^^::....
.:~^=&@### know  is   that  this  happens  multiple ###@&=^~:.
.:~^=&@### times per second  - they ask  me:  "when ###@&=^~:.
.:~^=&@### you  said  the  world egg was your ideal ###@&=^~:.
...:::~==@ body type, did you  mean it"?  i  answer @==~:::...
.:~^=&@### "not  really, but  i can act like it for ###@&=^~:.
...:~^=&## you,  if  you'd  like".  at  this  point ##&=^~:...
.:~^=&@### however  they  have  already  erased  my ###@&=^~:.
.~^=&@#### memory  of  the encounter  and moved on. ####@&=^~.
.:~=&@#### subconsciously,   this   is   where   my ####@&=~:.
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