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.^~^%$@¶@# START  TO UNZIP  MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT #@¶@$%^~^.
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.^~^%$@¶@# [GOD,  ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW  UPON  ME #@¶@$%^~^.
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.^~^%$@¶## EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER.  WHAT I  DON'T ##¶@$%^~^.
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.^~^%$@¶@# MEMORY  OF  THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED  ON. #@¶@$%^~^.
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