PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS  DRAWN. FLOOR  FULL 
 OF DIRTY CLOTHES,  OF GARBAGE, AND AS  I 
 START  TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE  STEPS OUT 
 OF   THE   SHOWER   AND  PUSHES   ME  TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I   WISH  TO  BE   CONTACTED   BY   SOME 
 [GOD, ALIEN]  WHO WOULD  BESTOW UPON  ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING  RIGHT  FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T 
 KNOW   IS  THAT  THIS  HAPPENS  MULTIPLE 
 TIMES  PER SECOND  - THEY ASK  ME: "WHEN 
 YOU  SAID THE  WORLD EGG WAS  YOUR IDEAL 
 BODY  TYPE, DID  YOU MEAN  IT"? I ANSWER 
 "NOT  REALLY, BUT I  CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY OF  THE ENCOUNTER  AND MOVED  ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM