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..~«;^%&## off, shower curtains drawn. floor full ##&%^;«~..
...~«;^%&# of dirty clothes, of garbage, and as i #&%^;«~...
..~«;^%&## start to unzip my pants, she steps out ##&%^;«~..
.~«;^%&### of the shower and pushes me to ###&%^;«~.
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..~«;^%&## i wish to be contacted by some ##&%^;«~..
.~«;^%&### [god, alien] who would bestow upon me ###&%^;«~.
..~«;^%&## some incredible power that will set ##&%^;«~..
...~«;^%&# everything right forever. what i don't #&%^;«~...
..~«;^%&## know is that this happens multiple ##&%^;«~..
.~«;^%&### times per second - they ask me: "when ###&%^;«~.
..~«;^%&## you said the world egg was your ideal ##&%^;«~..
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..~«;^%&## "not really, but i can act like it for ##&%^;«~..
.~«;^%&### you, if you'd like". at this point ###&%^;«~.
..~«;^%&## however they have already erased my ##&%^;«~..
...~«;^%&# memory of the encounter and moved on. #&%^;«~...
..~«;^%&## subconsciously, this is where my ##&%^;«~..
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