party,  bathroom,  door  locked,  lights 
 off,  shower  curtains drawn. floor full 
 of dirty  clothes, of  garbage, and as i 
 start to unzip  my pants, she steps  out 
 of   the   shower   and   pushes  me  to 
 theground. 
  
 i   wish   to  be   contacted   by  some 
 [god, alien]  who would  bestow  upon me 
 some  incredible  power  that  will  set 
 everything right forever.  what i  don't 
 know   is  that  this  happens  multiple 
 times per  second - they  ask me:  "when 
 you  said the world egg  was your  ideal 
 body  type,  did you mean it"? i  answer 
 "not really, but i  can  act like it for 
 you,  if  you'd  like".  at  this  point 
 however  they  have  already  erased  my 
 memory  of the  encounter  and moved on. 
 subconsciously,   this   is   where   my 
 sadnesscomesfrom