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,,,&&&,&&& [GOD, ALIEN] WHO  WOULD BESTOW  UPON  ME ,,,,&,,&,,
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,,&&,&&&&, MEMORY OF  THE  ENCOUNTER  AND MOVED ON. &&&,,,,&&&
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