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.....«^%## PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS ##%^«.....
.~«^*%%%¤# OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL #¤%%%*^«~.
.~«^*%¤### OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I ###¤%*^«~.
.~«^*%%¤¤# START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT #¤¤%%*^«~.
......~^%# OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO #%^~......
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.~«^*%¤### I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME ###¤%*^«~.
.~«^*%¤### [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME ###¤%*^«~.
.~«^*%¤### SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET ###¤%*^«~.
.~«^*%¤### EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T ###¤%*^«~.
...~~^^^*¤ KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE ¤*^^^~~...
.....~^^%¤ TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN ¤%^^~.....
..~««^**%¤ YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL ¤%**^««~..
....~^^*%# BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER #%*^^~....
.~«^*%#### "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR ####%*^«~.
.~«^*%¤### YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT ###¤%*^«~.
.~«^*%¤### HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY ###¤%*^«~.
.~«^*%¤¤## MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. ##¤¤%*^«~.
....~~^%%# SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY #%%^~~....
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