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,,,,^~/$%# PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS #%$/~^,,,,
,,,^~/$%## OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL ##%$/~^,,,
,,^~/$%### OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I ###%$/~^,,
,^~/$%#### START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT ####%$/~^,
,,^~/$%### OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO ###%$/~^,,
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,,,,,^~/$% I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME %$/~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~/$ [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME $/~^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~/ SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET /~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~ EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~ BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~/ "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR /~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^~/$ YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT $/~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~/$% HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY %$/~^,,,,,
,,,,^~/$%# MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. #%$/~^,,,,
,,,^~/$%## SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY ##%$/~^,,,
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