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,,,,,~$$ #&$$~,,,,,
,,~†$%## ###&%$†~,,
,,,,~$$%&& &&%$$~,,,,
,,~†$%## TH3 HON3Y 1S 4 COND3NS4T1ON OF 4 TH1CK ###&%$†~,,
,,,,,~$# L1QUID, 1NH3RENT TO 4LL M4Z3S. ##&$~,,,,,
,,~†$$%& #&&%$$†~,,
,,,,~~††%# ######################################## #%††~~,,,,
,,,~††††$& ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, &$††††~,,,
,,,,,~$# ##&$~,,,,,
,,~†$%## M41NLY COLL3CTED BY TH3 L1Z4RDFOLK OF ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$%## TH3 K1RUGU V4RGIR D3SERT, 1N TH3 ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$### UND3RLY1NG TUNN3LS. 1T'S US3 4ND ####&$†~,,
,,~†$%## POSS3SS1ON 1S 1LL3G4L W1THIN TH3 C1TY. ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$%## ###&%$†~,,
,,,,,,,†%& &%†,,,,,,,
,,,~~~$%%# ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, #%%$~~~,,,
,,,,~~$%## , PROP3RT1ES , ##%$~~,,,,
,,,,,,~$&& ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, &&$~,,,,,,
,,~†$%## ###&%$†~,,
,,,,,,†$&& TH3 HON3Y 1S 4 R3DD1SH 4MB3R, V3RY &&$†,,,,,,
,,~†$%## V1SCOUS (BUT ST1LL POUR4BL3). 1T SM3LLS ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$%## SL1GHTLY OF 3UC4LYPTUS, 4ND H4S 4 ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$%## MOSTLY B1TT3R T4ST3. ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$%## ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$%## 1T'S H1GHLY 4DD1CTIV3, 4ND POSS3SS ###&%$†~,,
,,,~†$$$%# STRONG PSYCHOTROP1C 3FFECTS. #%$$$†~,,,
,,~†$%## ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$%#### ####%$†~,,
,,,,~$$& ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, #&&$$~,,,,
,,~†$%## , COLL3CT1ON , ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$$%& ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, #&&%$$†~,,
,,,,,,†% #&%†,,,,,,
,,,~~†%%&& TH3 HON3Y M4T3R1ALIZES 1N V4CCUUMS &&%%†~~,,,
,,~†$%## W1THIN 4NY L4BYR1NTH1N3 SP4C3. TH3 MOR3 ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$%## FOLD3D 4ND 4MB1GUOUS, TH3 F4ST3R 1T ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$%## 3MERGES. TH3 C4V3RNOUS SYST3MS UND3R ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$%## TH3 D3SERT OF K1RUGU S3RVES TH1S ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$### PURPOS3 V3RY W3LL - TH3 L1Z4RDS US3 ####&$†~,,
,,~†$%## PUMPS TO 3MPTY SM4LL BOX3S OR J4RS OF ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$%## 41R, WH1CH TH3N 4R3 L3FT OV3RN1GHT 4ND ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$### H4RV3STED TH3 N3XT D4Y. ####&$†~,,
,,~†$%## ###&%$†~,,
,,~~~$$$$& MOST SP4C3S 4R3 SOM3WH4T M4Z3L1KE, 4ND &$$$$~~~,,
,,~†$%## 1T'S NOT UNCOMMON FOR L1Z4RDS 1N K1RUGU ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$%## V3SZELLE C1TY TO K3EP 4 F3W J4RS (OFT3N ###&%$†~,,
,,~~†††%## H4NG3D FROM TH3 C31LING 1N M3T4L CROWNS ##%†††~~,,
,,~†$%## M4D3 FOR TH1S PURPOS3). HOW3VER, TH3SE ###&%$†~,,
,,,,,,,~$& M4Y T4K3 W3EKS TO F1LL. &$~,,,,,,,
,,,,~$$$$& &$$$$~,,,,
,,~†$%## ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$%## ,,,,,,,,,,,,, ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$%## , 4S 4 DRUG , ###&%$†~,,
,,,~~$$$%# ,,,,,,,,,,,,, #%$$$~~,,,
,,~†$%## ###&%$†~,,
,,,,,,~$%& , ON3 SPOON , &%$~,,,,,,
,,~†$%## ,,,,, ###&%$†~,,
,,,,~$%# TH3 DRUG 1S US3D BY TH3 L1Z4RDS 1N ##&%$~,,,,
,,,,~~~$&& TH3SE SM4LL (BUT OFT3N CONT1NUOUS) &&$~~~,,,,
,,~†$%## DOS3S. TH1S H31GHTENS TH3 S3NSES ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$%## SOM3WH4T BUT 4T TH3 COST OF 4 L3SSENED ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$%## 4B1LITY TO MULT1-T4SK - CONT3XT ###&%$†~,,
,,,,,~~$%& SW1TCHING M1GHT T4K3 LONG3R 4ND B3 MOR3 &%$~~,,,,,
,,~†$%## CONFUS1NG. ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$%## ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$$%%%# #%%%$$†~,,
,,,~~††$&& , FOUR SPOONS , &&$††~~,,,
,,~†$%## ,,,,, ###&%$†~,,
,,,,,~~$%# MULT1T4SKING B3COMES V3RY H4RD (TH3 #%$~~,,,,,
,,~~†$$%## THOUGHT DO3S NOT OCCUR). S3NSES MOR3 ##%$$†~~,,
,,~†$%## 4CUT3 BUT "UN1MPORT4NT" (1GNOR3D). ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$%&&&& 1NN3R P3RCEPT1ONS T4K3 TH3 UPP3R H4ND, &&&&%$†~,,
,,~†$%&&&& 4BSTRACT1ON 4ND M3MORY F4CULT13S 4R3 &&&&%$†~,,
,,~†$%&&&& SH4RP3NED S3VERELY. SL1GHT T3LEP4THY &&&&%$†~,,
,,~†$### (MOSTLY MOODS) W1TH OTH3R HON3Y 34TERS. ####&$†~,,
,,~†$%## S3NSE OF TH1RST D1SS4PP3ARS. ST1LL 34SY ###&%$†~,,
,,,,,~$%&& TO MOV3 4ROUND TH3 BODY (1F SO &&%$~,,,,,
,,~†$%%%&& 1NCLIN3D). &&%%%$†~,,
,,~†$%## ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$$$&&& &&&$$$†~,,
,,~†$%## , S3VEN SPOONS , ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$%## ,,,,, ###&%$†~,,
,,,,,~†$ TH3 HON3Y 34TER B3COMES UNR3SPONS1VE TO #&$†~,,,,,
,,~†$%## NORM4L ST1MULI, BUT 4BL3 TO OV3RR1DE ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$%%% TH31R OWN S3NSES W1TH DR34ML1KE #&%%%$†~,,
,,,,†$$%%& 1M4G3RY. SH4R1NG OF THOUGHTS W1TH OTH3R &%%$$†,,,,
,,~†$%## 34TERS, MOOD R34D1NG OF THOS3 WHO ST4Y ###&%$†~,,
,,,,,~$& SOB3R (WORTH NOT1NG TH4T TH3 THOUGHTS #&&$~,,,,,
,,~†$%## 4R3 V3RY FR4GM3NTED 4ND H4RD TO ###&%$†~,,
,,,,,,~$&& D3C1PHER, UNL3SS YOU 4R3 4T 4 S1MIL4R &&$~,,,,,,
,,,~~†$$%# L3VEL OF SPOONS). 4T TH1S PO1NT TH3 #%$$†~~,,,
,,~†$%## BODY 1S H4RD TO MOV3, 4ND ST4RTS LOS1NG ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$%## W4T3R. ###&%$†~,,
,,,,,†$%&& &&%$†,,,,,
,,~†$%## ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$%## , N1N3 SPOONS 4ND 4BOV3 , ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$%## ,,,,, ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$%## OV3RDOSE. BODY LOS1NG W4T3R QU1CKLY, ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$$%%## 4ND 1S COMPL3TELY UN4BL3 TO MOV3. TH3RE ##%%$$†~,,
,,~†$%## 1S 1NT3RMITTENT THOUGHT SH4R1NG W1TH ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$%## SOB3R P3RSONS (4LTHOUGH ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$%#### UN1NT3LLIGIBLE). M3MEOR1ES 4R3 SH4RD3D ####%$†~,,
,,~†$$$& OR NOT FORM3D. #&&$$$†~,,
,,~†$%## ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$### ####&$†~,,
,,~†$%## ,,,,,,,,,,, ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$%#### , D4NG3RS , ####%$†~,,
,,~††††%%# ,,,,,,,,,,, #%%††††~,,
,,,,,†$% #&%$†,,,,,
,,,,,††$$& MOST D34THS 4R3 DU3 TO LOSS OF W4T3R - &$$††,,,,,
,,~†$%## TH1RST 1S ON3 OF TH3 L4ST S3NSES TO ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$$$# R3ST4BLE 4FT3R COM1NG DOWN, OFT3N GON3 ##&$$$†~,,
,,,,,,†%## FOR UP TO TW3NTY FOUR HOURS. 4T H1GH3R ##%†,,,,,,
,,,,,~†$$& DOS3S 1T'S H4RD TO MOV3, 3VEN 1F YOU &$$†~,,,,,
,,~†$%&& WOULD R3MEMBER DR1NKING (WH1CH 1S 4LSO #&&&%$†~,,
,,~†$%## M4D3 H4RD3R BY TH3 4TT3NT1ON FOCUS1NG ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$%&# PROP3RT1ES OF TH3 HON3Y). ##&&%$†~,,
,,~††$$%%& &%%$$††~,,
,,,,~$$% P3OPLE 4R3 KNOWN TO SUFF3R 1NJURI3S #&%$$~,,,,
,,~†$%%%%& FROM B31NG ST1LL 1N UNF4VOURABL3 &%%%%$†~,,
,,~†$%#### CL1M4T3S FOR TOO LONG, SOM3T1MES TO TH3 ####%$†~,,
,,~†$%## PO1NT OF D34TH. 4NOTH3R D4NG3R 1S ###&%$†~,,
,,,,,††%## 4CTUALLY LOCOMOT1ON OF TH3 BODY... ##%††,,,,,
,,~†$%## W4LK1NG 4ROUND 1S ST1LL SOM3WH4T ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$%## POSS1BL3 4FT3R LOS1NG S1GHT, WH1CH H4V3 ###&%$†~,,
,,~†††††$& L34D TO S3VE4L F4LLS. 4DD1TIONALLY, &$†††††~,,
,,~†$$$%## ROBB3R1ES OF TH3 1NTOXIC4T3D 4R3 COMMON. ##%$$$†~,,
,,~†$%## ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$%## L4STLY, 4LB31T V3RY R4R3, 1T'S POSS1BL3 ###&%$†~,,
,,,,,~~$%# TO D13 OF PUR3 OV3RDOSE (ON TH3 SC4L3 #%$~~,,,,,
,,,,††$%%# OF J4RS OF HON3Y) B3FORE B31NG K1LL3D #%%$††,,,,
,,~†$%## BY TH1RST. TH3RE 4R3 RUMORS TH4T TH1S ###&%$†~,,
,,,,~~†$$& L34VES "GHOSTS", WHO W1LL ST1LL SH4R3 &$$†~~,,,,
,,~†$### TH31R THOUGHTS LONG 4FT3R TH31R BOD13S ####&$†~,,
,,~†%### 4R3 D34D 4ND GON3. ####&%†~,,
,,,,,††%## ##%††,,,,,
,,,,,,,†%& &%†,,,,,,,
,,,,†$%%## ##%%$†,,,,
,,~†$%## ###&%$†~,,
,,~†$$$%%& &%%$$$†~,,
,,~†$%## ###&%$†~,,