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.......,~†     ALCOHOL IS LEGAL! ROBO DANCE.WMA     †~,.......
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........., I THINK I HAVE A NATURAL GABA DEFICIENCY ,.........
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..........          ##†~,. ALCOHOL .,~†##           ..........
..........           ##†~,. ALCOHOL .,~†##          ..........
.........,          ##†~,. ALCOHOL .,~†##           ,.........
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.......,~† I DONT KNOW, I FEEL  HAPPY, BECAUSE ONE. †~,.......
......,~†† DOPAMINE RELEASE? IODK  AND THERE'S THIS ††~,......
.....,~††§       FEELING THAT NOTHING MATTERS       §††~,.....
....,~††§@             IN THE END, SWEET            @§††~,....
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..,~††§@## AROUND  THIRTY PERCENT  OF  THE  ALCOHOL ##@§††~,..
.,~††§@### ENTERS THE  BLOODSTREAM  ALREADY IN  THE ###@§††~,.
..,~††§@## MOUTH, OR SO  I'VE HEARD. GOT TO LOOK UP ##@§††~,..
...,~††§@#           THE NUMBERS ON THAT.           #@§††~,...
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.....,~††§            .,~††§@#####@§††~,.           §††~,.....
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.......,~† FINALLY SOMEONE LET  ME OUT OF MY  DRUNK †~,.......
........,~ TIME   FOR  ME  IS   BEAUTIFUL   CUZ  IM ~,........
.........,               INFINITY MUNK              ,.........
.......... I CAN  DO IT ANYWAY  INSIDE AND WITHSIDE ..........
..........                AM SIDE AND               ..........
.......... IM  A SPHERICAL ENTITY!  IM  FROM  OUTER ..........
.........,                 SPACE...                 ,.........
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.....,~††§ OKI  I JUST  DRANK  THREE  MOUTHFULLS OF §††~,.....
....,~††§@ WINE.  I  DRANK  FOUR STRONG  BEERS  AND @§††~,....
...,~††§@# MAYBE THREE OR  FOUR MOUTHFULLS OF WINE. #@§††~,...
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.,~††§@### A  THING  I  DONT  CARE ABOUT  THE TASTE ###@§††~,.
..,~††§@## ANYMORE I  DO AT  THE START BUT NOT NOW. ##@§††~,..
...,~††§@# THERES A  TIMELINE  GOING  FROM CARE  TO #@§††~,...
....,~††§@                 NOT CARE                 @§††~,....
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........,~ HAHA  SUDDENLY  O  HAD  ON  SOME   WEURD ~,........
........., FINGER ON MY  FINGER  THEN YESTERDAY AND ,.........
.......... I  ACCIDENTALLY LOCKED THEN I WAS ON THE ..........
.......... TOILET LOL MBUT WEW  THERE WAS SOMETHING ..........
.......... WRONG  WITH  F  -INGER. I  MEAN WITH  MY ..........
........., LEFT INDEX FINGER NOTJING WRONG  WITH MY ,.........
........,~ RIGHT   CHOPPED  MYSELF  WITH   ,AN  AXE ~,........
.......,~†                    SO                    †~,.......
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.....,~††§ WTF IS WHY  HAVE I  THE WRONG  FINGER AS §††~,.....
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..,~††§@## READ  MORE   ABOUT   TYPES   OF  ALCOHOL ##@§††~,..
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....,~††§@ †   BEER   .  WINE  .  CIDER  .  KIR   † @§††~,....
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