,,«=$*§@## ##@§*$=«,,
,,«=$*§@## ##@§*$=«,,
,,«=$*§@## ##@§*$=«,,
,,«=$*@### ###@*$=«,,
,,«=$*§@## ##@§*$=«,,
,,«=$*§@## ,««« BATTERIES «««, ##@§*$=«,,
,,«=$$$§@@ @@§$$$=«,,
,,«=$*§@@# BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, #@@§*$=«,,
,,«=$*§@@@ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING @@@§*$=«,,
,,«=$*§@## TO COME TO HARM. ##@§*$=«,,
,,«=$*§@## ##@§*$=«,,
,,«=$*§@@@ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT @@@§*$=«,,
,,,«==$*@@ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH @@*$==«,,,
,,,,,,,«$§ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. §$«,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,=*@ @*=,,,,,,,
,,«=$*§@## A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ##@§*$=«,,
,,,««$$§§# EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION #§§$$««,,,
,,«=$*§@## DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ##@§*$=«,,
,,«««$**@# SECOND LAWS. #@**$«««,,
,,«=$*§@## ##@§*$=«,,
,,,,««=$§§ #### §§$=««,,,,
,,«=$*§@## ##@§*$=«,,
,,«=$*§@## THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ##@§*$=«,,
,,,,,««=$§ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I §$=««,,,,,
,,,,==*§§# SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. #§§*==,,,,
,,«=$*§@## THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ##@§*$=«,,
,,«=$*§### TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ###§*$=«,,
,,«==$***@ THINGS... @***$==«,,
,,,,,«=$§§ §§$=«,,,,,
,,«====$*@ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY @*$====«,,
,,«=$*§@## INSIDE. ##@§*$=«,,
,,«=$*§@## ##@§*$=«,,
,,,,«$$§@# #@§$$«,,,,
,,«=$*§@@@ @@@§*$=«,,
,,,,==$$$§ §$$$==,,,,
,,,«««$*§@ @§*$«««,,,