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,,«=†¤@¶## ,««« BATTERIES «««, ##¶@¤†=«,,
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,,,,,,«=¤¶ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ¶¤=«,,,,,,
,,,,,=†@¶¶ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ¶¶@†=,,,,,
,,«=†¤@¶## TO COME TO HARM. ##¶@¤†=«,,
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,,«===††¤¶ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¶¤††===«,,
,,,,«=†††@ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH @†††=«,,,,
,,«=†¤@¶## ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ##¶@¤†=«,,
,,,,,,«†¤¶ ¶¤†«,,,,,,
,,,,,««†¤@ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN @¤†««,,,,,
,,«=†¤@¶## EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ##¶@¤†=«,,
,«=†¤@¶### DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ###¶@¤†=«,
,,«=†¤@¶## SECOND LAWS. ##¶@¤†=«,,
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,,«=†¤@¶## THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ##¶@¤†=«,,
,,«=†¤@### BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ###@¤†=«,,
,,«†¤@¶### SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ###¶@¤†«,,
,,«=†¤@### THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ###@¤†=«,,
,,,,,,=†@¶ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ¶@†=,,,,,,
,,«=†¤@¶## THINGS... ##¶@¤†=«,,
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,,«««=¤@@¶ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ¶@@¤=«««,,
,,«=†¤@¶## INSIDE. ##¶@¤†=«,,
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