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§§§§§§¨¨¨¨                                          §¨§§¨§¨§§§
¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨                                          §§¨§§§§¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨§§¨¨¨§                                          ¨§§¨¨¨§¨¨¨
¨¨¨§¨§¨¨§¨                                          §¨§¨¨§§¨¨¨
¨¨§§§§¨§§§            ¨=== BATTERIES ===¨           §§§¨§¨§¨¨¨
¨§¨¨¨§§¨¨§                                          ¨¨§§§§§¨¨¨
§§¨¨§¨§¨§¨ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ¨§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨
¨§¨§§§§§§§ THROUGH INACTION,  ALLOW  A HUMAN  BEING §§¨¨¨§§¨¨§
§§§¨¨¨¨¨¨§             TO COME TO HARM.             ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨§¨                                          §§¨§§§§§¨¨
¨§§¨¨¨¨§§§ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS  GIVEN IT ¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨¨
§¨§¨¨¨§¨¨¨ BY   HUMAN   BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE  SUCH §¨§¨¨¨§§¨¨
§§§¨¨§§¨¨¨ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. §§§¨¨§¨§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨¨§                                          ¨¨§¨§§§§§¨
¨§§§§§§¨§§ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ¨§§§¨¨¨¨§¨
§¨¨¨¨¨§§¨§ EXISTENCE  AS  LONG AS  SUCH  PROTECTION §¨¨§¨¨¨§§¨
§¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨ DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE FIRST  OR §¨§§¨¨§¨§§
§¨¨¨§§§¨§§               SECOND LAWS.               §§¨§¨§§§¨¨
§¨¨§¨¨§§¨§                                          ¨§§§§¨¨§¨§
§¨§§¨§¨§§¨                   ####                   §¨¨¨§¨§§§¨
§§¨§§§§¨§§                                          §¨¨§§§¨¨§§
¨§§¨¨¨§§¨§   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  §¨§¨¨§¨§¨¨
§¨§¨¨§¨§§¨ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I §§§¨§§§§¨¨
§§§¨§§§¨§¨   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ¨¨§§¨¨¨§¨§
¨¨§§¨¨§§§§         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        ¨§¨§¨¨§§§¨
¨§¨§¨§¨¨¨§    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    §§§§¨§¨¨§¨
§§§§§§¨¨§§                THINGS...                 ¨¨¨§§§¨§§¨
¨¨¨¨¨§¨§¨¨                                          ¨¨§¨¨§§¨§§
¨¨¨¨§§§§¨¨ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ¨§§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨¨§¨¨¨§¨¨                 INSIDE.                  §¨§§§§¨§§§
¨¨§§¨¨§§¨¨                                          §§¨¨¨§§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§                                          ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
§§§§§§§§§¨                                          §§¨§§§§§¨§
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§§                                          ¨§§¨¨¨¨§§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨                                          §¨§¨¨¨§¨§¨