¨¨¨¨::~$$& &$$~::¨¨¨¨
¨:~/$*&@@# #@@&*$/~:¨
¨:~/$*&@@# #@@&*$/~:¨
¨:~/$*&@@# #@@&*$/~:¨
¨:~/$*&@@# #@@&*$/~:¨
¨¨¨~~~/**& ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨ &**/~~~¨¨¨
¨:~/$*&@@# #@@&*$/~:¨
¨¨¨¨¨~~/*@ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, @*/~~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨:~///$&& THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING &&$///~:¨¨
¨:~/$*&@## TO COME TO HARM. ##@&*$/~:¨
¨:~/$$$**& &**$$$/~:¨
¨:~/$*&@## A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ##@&*$/~:¨
¨:~/$*&@@# BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH #@@&*$/~:¨
¨¨¨¨¨~$**@ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. @**$~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨:::~~$$& &$$~~:::¨¨
¨:~/$*&@@@ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN @@@&*$/~:¨
¨:~/$&@@## EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ##@@&$/~:¨
¨¨¨¨¨:~$$& DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR &$$~:¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨::~$*@ SECOND LAWS. @*$~::¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~//$&& &&$//~¨¨¨¨
¨:~////*@@ #### @@*////~:¨
¨¨¨¨~/**&@ @&**/~¨¨¨¨
¨:~/$*&@@# THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, #@@&*$/~:¨
¨:~/$*&@@# BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I #@@&*$/~:¨
¨:::~~$*&@ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. @&*$~~:::¨
¨:~/$*&@@# THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, #@@&*$/~:¨
¨:~/$*&@@# TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH #@@&*$/~:¨
¨¨¨¨¨~~$$& THINGS... &$$~~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨:~//**@@ @@**//~:¨¨
¨:~/$*&@@# THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY #@@&*$/~:¨
¨:~/$*&@@@ INSIDE. @@@&*$/~:¨
¨¨¨¨://*@@ @@*//:¨¨¨¨
¨:~///*&&@ @&&*///~:¨
¨¨¨¨¨~$&@@ @@&$~¨¨¨¨¨
¨:~/$*@@## ##@@*$/~:¨
¨:~//$**&@ @&**$//~:¨