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..~;%*@@##           .~~~ BATTERIES ~~~.            ##@@*%;~..
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......;*@# BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, #@*;......
.....~;%@# THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW  A HUMAN  BEING #@%;~.....
..~;%*@@##             TO COME TO HARM.             ##@@*%;~..
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..~;%@@### A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE  ORDERS GIVEN IT ###@@%;~..
..~;%*@### BY  HUMAN   BEINGS  EXCEPT   WHERE  SUCH ###@*%;~..
....~%%@@@ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. @@@%%~....
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..~;%@@### A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ###@@%;~..
..~;%*@@## EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS SUCH  PROTECTION ##@@*%;~..
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..~;%*@@##   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  ##@@*%;~..
..~;%*@@## BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ##@@*%;~..
..~;%*@@##   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ##@@*%;~..
..~;%@@###        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         ###@@%;~..
..~;%%%%%@    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    @%%%%%;~..
..~;%*@@##                THINGS...                 ##@@*%;~..
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.....~%@@@ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY @@@%~.....
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