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.....~*§§#            .~~~ Batteries ~~~.           #§§*~.....
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..~:*&§### Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, ###§&*:~..
......::*§ Through  Inaction,  Allow A  Human Being §*::......
.....:*§§§             To Come To Harm.             §§§*:.....
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...~:**§§§ A Battery Must  Obey The Orders Given It §§§**:~...
......~:*§ By   Human  Beings  Except  Where   Such §*:~......
..~:*&§### Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. ###§&*:~..
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....~**&## A   Battery   Must   Protect   Its   Own ##&**~....
..~:*&&&&# Existence  As  Long As  Such  Protection #&&&&*:~..
..~:*&§### Does  Not  Conflict  With  The First  Or ###§&*:~..
..~:*&§###               Second Laws.               ###§&*:~..
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..~:*&####  These Things Power Almost Everything,   ####&*:~..
....~:&&## But  When  I  Speak  About  Batteries  I ##&&:~....
..~:*&§###   Speak About Standard Household Ones.   ###§&*:~..
......:*&#         Think Double A, Triple A,        #&*:......
..~:*&§###    Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such    ###§&*:~..
..~:*&§###                 Things...                ###§&*:~..
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..~:*&§### They  Look  Slick  But  Are  Very  Dirty ###§&*:~..
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