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#¤%:~,,,,, ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~, ,,,,,~:%¤#
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###¤%:~,,, BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ,,,~:%¤###
####¤%:~,, THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ,,~:%¤####
###¤%:~,,, TO COME TO HARM. ,,,~:%¤###
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#¤%:~,,,,, A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ,,,,,~:%¤#
¤%:~,,,,,, BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ,,,,,,~:%¤
%:~,,,,,,, ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ,,,,,,,~:%
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~,,,,,,,,, A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ,,,,,,,,,~
,,,,,,,,,, EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, SECOND LAWS. ,,,,,,,,,,
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¤%:~,,,,,, THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ,,,,,,~:%¤
#¤%:~,,,,, BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ,,,,,~:%¤#
##¤%:~,,,, SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ,,,,~:%¤##
###¤%:~,,, THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ,,,~:%¤###
####¤%:~,, TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ,,~:%¤####
###¤%:~,,, THINGS... ,,,~:%¤###
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#¤%:~,,,,, THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ,,,,,~:%¤#
¤%:~,,,,,, INSIDE. ,,,,,,~:%¤
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