.....-^%%@ @%%^-.....
.,-:^%@@@# #@@@%^:-,.
.,-:^%@@@@ @@@@%^:-,.
.,-:^^^^@@ @@^^^^:-,.
....,-:%@@ @@%:-,....
...,::^%@@ .--- BATTERIES ---. @@%^::,...
....,--^@@ @@^--,....
.,-:^%@@@# BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, #@@@%^:-,.
.,-:^%@@@@ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING @@@@%^:-,.
.,-::^%@@@ TO COME TO HARM. @@@%^::-,.
....-^^@@@ @@@^^-....
...,-^^^^@ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT @^^^^-,...
.,-:^%@@@@ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH @@@@%^:-,.
.,-:^%@@@# ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. #@@@%^:-,.
.,-:^%@@@@ @@@@%^:-,.
.,-:^%@@@# A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN #@@@%^:-,.
.,-:^%@@@# EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION #@@@%^:-,.
.....,,-^@ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR @^-,,.....
.,,,::^@@@ SECOND LAWS. @@@^::,,,.
.,-:^%%%%@ @%%%%^:-,.
.,-:^%@@@@ #### @@@@%^:-,.
...-:::%%@ @%%:::-...
.....--^^@ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, @^^--.....
....,::%%@ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I @%%::,....
.,-:^%@@## SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ##@@%^:-,.
.....-^@@@ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, @@@^-.....
.....,::^@ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH @^::,.....
.,-:^%@@@# THINGS... #@@@%^:-,.
....,,:^^@ @^^:,,....
.,-:^%@@@# THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY #@@@%^:-,.
.,-:^%@@@# INSIDE. #@@@%^:-,.
.,-:^%%%@@ @@%%%^:-,.
...,,,-^%@ @%^-,,,...
....,::%@@ @@%::,....
.,-:^%@@## ##@@%^:-,.
.,-:^%@@@# #@@@%^:-,.