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###@&*/~.¨           ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨            ¨.~/*&@###
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###@&*/~.¨ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ¨.~/*&@###
#&***/~¨¨¨ THROUGH INACTION,  ALLOW  A HUMAN  BEING ¨¨¨~/***&#
####&*/~.¨             TO COME TO HARM.             ¨.~/*&####
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@@&/~.¨¨¨¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE  ORDERS GIVEN IT ¨¨¨¨.~/&@@
###@&*/~.¨ BY   HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE   SUCH ¨.~/*&@###
###@&*/~.¨ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ¨.~/*&@###
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###@&*/~.¨ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ¨.~/*&@###
###@&*/~.¨ EXISTENCE  AS  LONG AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ¨.~/*&@###
@@@&*//~.¨ DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH THE  FIRST  OR ¨.~//*&@@@
###@&*/~.¨               SECOND LAWS.               ¨.~/*&@###
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####@&*/.¨   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  ¨./*&@####
###@&*/~.¨ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ¨.~/*&@###
#&***~¨¨¨¨   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ¨¨¨¨~***&#
##&&&*/~.¨         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        ¨.~/*&&&##
@&&&/.¨¨¨¨    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ¨¨¨¨./&&&@
#@&/~.¨¨¨¨                 THINGS...                ¨¨¨¨.~/&@#
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#@*~..¨¨¨¨ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ¨¨¨¨..~*@#
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