§¨¨§§§¨§¨¨                                          §§§§§§§§§§
¨§¨§¨¨§§§¨                                          §¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨§§§§¨§¨¨§                                          §§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨§¨¨¨§§§¨§                                          ¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨§§¨¨§¨¨§§                                          §¨§§¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨           ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨            §§§¨§¨¨¨¨¨
¨§§§§§¨§§§                                          ¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨
¨§¨¨¨¨§§¨¨ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨
¨§§¨¨¨§¨§¨ THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW  A HUMAN  BEING ¨¨¨§§¨§§¨¨
¨§¨§¨¨§§§§             TO COME TO HARM.             §¨¨§¨§§¨§¨
¨§§§§¨§¨¨¨                                          ¨§¨§§§¨§§§
§§¨¨¨§§§¨¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS  GIVEN IT §§§§¨¨§§¨¨
§¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨ BY   HUMAN  BEINGS   EXCEPT  WHERE  SUCH ¨¨¨¨§¨§¨§¨
§§§§¨§§¨§§ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ¨¨¨¨§§§§§§
¨¨¨¨§§¨§§¨                                          ¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨§ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN §¨¨¨§§¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨§§§¨§§ EXISTENCE  AS LONG  AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ¨§¨¨§¨§¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨§¨¨§§¨ DOES NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  OR ¨§§¨§§§§¨¨
¨¨¨¨§§¨§¨§               SECOND LAWS.               §§¨§§¨¨¨§¨
¨¨¨¨§¨§§§§                                          §¨§§¨§¨¨§§
§¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨                   ####                   §§§¨§§§¨§¨
§§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨                                          ¨¨¨§§¨¨§§§
¨¨§¨§§¨§§¨   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  §¨¨§¨§¨§¨¨
¨¨§§§¨§§¨§ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I §§¨§§§§§§¨
¨¨§¨¨§§¨§§   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   §¨§§¨¨¨¨¨§
§¨§§¨§¨§§¨         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        ¨§§¨§¨¨¨¨§
¨§§¨§§§§¨§    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ¨§¨§§§¨¨¨§
§§¨§§¨¨¨§§                 THINGS...                §§§§¨¨§¨¨§
¨¨§§¨§¨¨§¨                                          §¨¨¨§¨§§¨§
§¨§¨§§§¨§§ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ¨§¨¨§§§¨§§
¨§§§§¨¨§§¨                  INSIDE.                 ¨§§¨§¨¨§§¨
¨§¨¨¨§¨§¨§                                          ¨§¨§§§¨§¨§
§§§¨¨§§§§§                                          ¨§§§¨¨§§§§
¨¨¨§¨§¨¨¨¨                                          §§¨¨§¨§¨¨¨
¨¨¨§§§§¨¨¨                                          §¨§¨§§§§¨¨
¨¨¨§¨¨¨§¨¨                                          §§§§§¨¨¨§¨