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¶&$$~^¨¨¨¨ ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨ ¨¨¨¨^~$$&¶
&$$~^¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨^~$$&
$$~^¨¨¨¨¨¨ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ¨¨¨¨¨¨^~$$
$~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~$
~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ TO COME TO HARM. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~
^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SECOND LAWS. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^
~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~
$~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ #### ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~$
$$~^¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨^~$$
&$$~^¨¨¨¨¨ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ¨¨¨¨¨^~$$&
¶&$$~^¨¨¨¨ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ¨¨¨¨^~$$&¶
#¶&$$~^¨¨¨ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ¨¨¨^~$$&¶#
##¶&$$~^¨¨ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ¨¨^~$$&¶##
###¶&$$~^¨ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ¨^~$$&¶###
##¶&$$~^¨¨ THINGS... ¨¨^~$$&¶##
#¶&$$~^¨¨¨ ¨¨¨^~$$&¶#
¶&$$~^¨¨¨¨ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ¨¨¨¨^~$$&¶
&$$~^¨¨¨¨¨ INSIDE. ¨¨¨¨¨^~$$&
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