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,,&,&,&,&,            ,=== BATTERIES ===,           ,&,&,&,&,&
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,,&,&,&,&, BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ,&,&,&,&,&
,&&,&,&,&, THROUGH  INACTION,  ALLOW A  HUMAN BEING ,&,&,&,&,&
,,&,&,&,&,             TO COME TO HARM.             ,&,&,&,&,&
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,,&,&,&,&, A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN  IT ,&,&,&,&,&
,&&,&,&,&, BY   HUMAN  BEINGS   EXCEPT  WHERE  SUCH ,&,&,&,&,&
,,&,&,&,&, ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ,&,&,&,&,&
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,,&,&,&,&, A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ,&,&,&,&,&
,&&,&,&,&, EXISTENCE  AS  LONG AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ,&,&,&,&,&
,,&,&,&,&, DOES  NOT CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  OR ,&,&,&,&,&
,&&,&,&,&,               SECOND LAWS.               ,&,&,&,&,&
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,&&,&,&,&,  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   ,&,&,&,&,&
,,&,&,&,&, BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ,&,&,&,&,&
,&&,&,&,&,   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ,&,&,&,&,&
,,&,&,&,&,        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         ,&,&,&,&,&
,&&,&,&,&,    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ,&,&,&,&,&
,,&,&,&,&,                THINGS...                 ,&,&,&,&,&
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,,&,&,&,&, THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ,&,&,&,&,&
,&&,&,&,&,                  INSIDE.                 ,&,&,&,&,&
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