I Love Manhandling  The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I  Know The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It Closely  So That  I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!