I Love  Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It Closely  So  That I Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!