I Love  Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The  Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard  It  Closely So That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!