I  Love Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The Grip.  My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard  It  Closely So That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!