,¨,»/^£##@ @##£^/»,¨,
.,-;=£§@@# #@@§£=;-,.
¨.:~/=%### ###%=/~:.¨
¨,,~~^§$£¶ ¶£$§^~~,,¨
,,,,-«\%$& &$%\«-,,,,
,.,-~\$*@@ ¨ @@*$\~-,.,
..:~/^%¤## . ##¤%^/~:..
..«;^%¤¶## ¨ ##¶¤%^;«..
¨.--†$@&@@ ¨ , @@&@$†--.¨
¨,.:~^%$£# , , . #£$%^~:.,¨
,¨,.^~/$&@ # ¨ # ¨ . @&$/~^.,¨,
¨¨¨-«†=£## ¨ ¨ . # # ¨ # ##£=†«-¨¨¨
,,,«\*£&@@ \\£\*«««\£\*«£\£*««\£\£\*«««*\£\£\\««£«\ @@&£*\«,,,
¨~~\*&£### ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ###£&*\~~¨
¨¨~»†%%#@@ »»»»»»»»»»»» S34WEED COFF3E »»»»»»»»»»»» @@#%%†»~¨¨
,,,.-;%*£# ---------------------------------------- #£*%;-.,,,
¨¨¨¨.-;%&@ ---------------------------------------- @&%;-.¨¨¨¨
,,,:~==%££ ££%==~:,,,
,,:~==%££# S34WEED COFF3E, 4LSO COLLOQU14LLY #££%==~:,,
,:~==%££## C4LL3D S34WEED BR3W OR PL4NKTON COFF3E. ##££%==~:,
,,:~==%££# B1TT3R, S4LTY, O1LY, 4ND T34L 4S TH3 #££%==~:,,
,,,:~==%££ H41R OF 4 M1KU. ££%==~:,,,
,,,,:~==%£ £%==~:,,,,
,,,:~==%££ W3 D3C1DED HUNDR3DS OF Y34RS 4GO TO ££%==~:,,,
,,:~==%££# STOP TH3 TR4V3L FROM OUR D3EP M4RSH3S #££%==~:,,
,:~==%££## UP TO TH3 4R1D R3G1ONS WH3RE TH3 ##££%==~:,
,,:~==%££# R3GUL4R B34NS GROW. TH3 3FFORT W4S #££%==~:,,
,,,:~==%££ N3VER WORTH TH3 Y13LD, 4ND NO ON3 ££%==~:,,,
,,,,:~==%£ W4NT3D TO ST4Y UP TH3RE. W3 N3ED W4T3R £%==~:,,,,
,,,:~==%££ 4ROUND OUR F3ET. ££%==~:,,,
,,:~==%££# #££%==~:,,
,:~==%££## WH3N W3 R34L1ZED TH4T TH3 TR4D3RS WHO ##££%==~:,
,,:~==%££# W3RE W1LLING TO DO TH1S JOURN3Y FOR US #££%==~:,,
,,,:~==%££ COULD NOT M3ET OUR D3M4NDS, OR 1F TH3Y ££%==~:,,,
,,,,:~==%£ COULD W3 W3RE UN4BL3 TO P4Y TH3M, W3 £%==~:,,,,
,,,:~==%££ S3T OUT TO F1ND SOM3 SUBST1TUT3 1N OUR ££%==~:,,,
,,:~==%££# LOC4L 3COSYSTEM. #££%==~:,,
,:~==%££## ##££%==~:,
¨¨,«\%*@£# «««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««« #£@*%\«,¨¨
¨¨¨,-^§£¤£ ---------------------------------------- £¤£§^-,¨¨¨
.....~†%$§ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ DR1NK CR1T3RI4 ~~~~~~~~~~~~ §$%†~.....
....~/%%&@ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ @&%%/~....
..~-=%&§@# ---------------------------------------- #@§&%=-~..
,--\*&¤@## ##@¤&*\--,
,,--\*&¤@# W3 OUTL1N3D TH3 FOLLOW1NG TR41TS 4S #@¤&*\--,,
,,,--\*&¤@ 4BSOLUT3 R3QU1REMENTS OF OUR N3W DR1NK: @¤&*\--,,,
,,,,--\*&¤ ¤&*\--,,,,
,,,--\*&¤@ \#-- C4FF31NATED --#\ @¤&*\--,,,
,,--\*&¤@# #@¤&*\--,,
,--\*&¤@## \#-- B1TT3R --#\ ##@¤&*\--,
,,--\*&¤@# #@¤&*\--,,
,,,--\*&¤@ \#-- 3NJOYED HOT --#\ @¤&*\--,,,
,,,,--\*&¤ ¤&*\--,,,,
,,,--\*&¤@ 4DD1TIONALLY, W3 PR4Y3D FOR: @¤&*\--,,,
,,--\*&¤@# #@¤&*\--,,
,--\*&¤@## \#-- M3D1C4L PROP3RT1ES --#\ ##@¤&*\--,
,,--\*&¤@# #@¤&*\--,,
,,,--\*&¤@ \#-- 34S1LY PR3P4RED --#\ @¤&*\--,,,
,,,,--\*&¤ ¤&*\--,,,,
...~-;§@¤£ ---------------------------------------- £¤@§;-~...
,,:-^*§£## ---------------------------------------- ##£§*^-:,,
,,~/$¤@¶## ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TH3 D3ER ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ##¶@¤$/~,,
,,^-†=£§£@ ---------------------------------------- @£§£=†-^,,
,,,.-;*%¤# ---------------------------------------- #¤%*;-.,,,
¨¨¨¨^==*$¤ ¤$*==^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^==*$¤@ W3 TR13D M4NY TH1NGS. ROOTS, V1N3S, @¤$*==^¨¨¨
¨¨^==*$¤@# WH4T3VER B34NS WOULD SURV1V3 OUR #@¤$*==^¨¨
¨^==*$¤@## CL1M4T3. W3 TR13D TO CULT1V4T3 4 COFF3E ##@¤$*==^¨
¨¨^==*$¤@# PL4NT TH4T COULD B3 GROWN CLOS3R TO US. #@¤$*==^¨¨
¨¨¨^==*$¤@ BUT OUR R3SE4RCH W4S FRU1TL3SS, 4ND @¤$*==^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^==*$¤ 4FT3R 4 F3W G3NER4T1ONS, TH3 3NDE4VOUR ¤$*==^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^==*$¤@ W4S S3EN 4S 4N OLD 4ND F4D3D DR34M. @¤$*==^¨¨¨
¨¨^==*$¤@# #@¤$*==^¨¨
¨^==*$¤@## UNT1L, ON3 D4Y, 4 S34 DEER B3CKONED US ##@¤$*==^¨
¨¨^==*$¤@# OV3R TO 4 SHUNN3D 1SL4ND 1N TH3 #@¤$*==^¨¨
¨¨¨^==*$¤@ M4RSHLANDS, W3RE 3VERYBODY KN3W NOTH1NG @¤$*==^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^==*$¤ GOOD WOULD THR1V3, 4ND SHOW3D US TH3 ¤$*==^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^==*$¤@ S34WEED, JUST B3LOW TH3 SURF4C3. @¤$*==^¨¨¨
¨¨^==*$¤@# #@¤$*==^¨¨
¨^==*$¤@## B34UT1FUL! W3 W3RE 1N 4W3. TH1S ##@¤$*==^¨
¨¨^==*$¤@# WORTHL3SS 1SL4ND, F1LL3D W1TH NOTH1NG #@¤$*==^¨¨
¨¨¨^==*$¤@ BUT TROUBL3, Y3T JUST B3LOW TH3 @¤$*==^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^==*$¤ W4T3RL1NE... TH3 K3Y TO DR1NKING COFF3E ¤$*==^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^==*$¤@ ONC3 4GA1N! @¤$*==^¨¨¨
¨¨^==*$¤@# #@¤$*==^¨¨
¨^==*$¤@## ##@¤$*==^¨
¨¨^==*$¤@# #@¤$*==^¨¨
¨¨¨^==*$¤@ @¤$*==^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^==*$¤ ¤$*==^¨¨¨¨