I  Love Manhandling The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee  Pots.  I Know The Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It  Closely  So That I Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!