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.^~=%*##@@ COFFEE POTS. I KNOW THE GRIP. MY HANDS @@##*%=~^.
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.^~=%*#@@# WHEN I REMOVE THE FILTER, I EVER SO #@@#*%=~^.
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.^~=%*#@## CIRCLE THE BUTTONS WITH MY FINGER. ##@#*%=~^.
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.^~=%*#@@# STEAL THOSE FIRST FEW DROPS FOR MYSELF! #@@#*%=~^.
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