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.:~^*%@### WHEN  I REMOVE  THE FILTER,  I  EVER  SO ###@%*^~:.
.:~^*%@### GENTLY STROKE THE SIDE  OF THE  MACHINE. ###@%*^~:.
..::~~^^%# BEFORE  THEY  ARE  PRESSED,  I   LIGHTLY #%^^~~::..
.:~*%@#### CIRCLE   THE  BUTTONS  WITH  MY  FINGER. ####@%*~:.
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.:~^*%@### AND  I GUARD  IT CLOSELY  SO THAT I  CAN ###@%*^~:.
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