I Love Manhandling The  Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The Grip.  My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I Remove  The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke The Side Of  The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It Closely  So That  I Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!