I Love  Manhandling The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The Grip.  My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter,  I Ever So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard  It Closely  So That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!