I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The Grip. My  Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It Closely So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!