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..,,.,.-†£ shoplifters know  aldi  alarm tags  only £†-.,.,,..
.,¨.¨:«*£@  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  @£*«:¨.¨,.
,,¨.^==¤## know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ##¤==^.¨,,
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,:~*¤#£### however,  if you  get  caught  handcuffs ###£#¤*~:,
,.,~%&§¶@# can  be put  on  you as a punishment  by #@¶§&%~,.,
¨¨¨^»§$¤#@ police,  and   you  are  to   wear  them @#¤$§»^¨¨¨
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¨.,-~*%@## can  certainly lead to anxiousness, most ##@%*~-,.¨
.,--^&#### store workers are  sympathetic  and will ####&^--,.
¨.=$£@#### let   you   go   if   you   ask    them. ####@£$=.¨
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           * probably not true, idk