TH3  GOLD3N         
              M               
                                          
             L3TS H34R 1T FOR             
             MC DON4LDS             
                                          
 WH4T     C4N     1     DO     Y4     FOR 
                                          
              CH3ESEBURGER              
                NUGG3TS                 
          DOUBL3 CHEESEBURGER           
                 FR13S                  
            C4RBONAT3D W4T3R            
          B34RNA1SE D1P S4UC3           
                B1G M4C                 
                 COFF3E                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 1T  4LL  B3G4N 4  THOUS4ND  Y34RS 4GO 1N 
 L1K3  TH3  31GHTEENTH  C3NTURY.  4  D4RK 
 F1GUR3  3MERGED  FROM 4 T4V3RN  4FT3R  4 
 F3W Y34RS 4PPR3NT1CESHIP, W1TH  4N 1D34. 
 1T W4S  1LL3G4L  TO  S3LL  FOOD  1N  TH3 
 R3G1ON FOR 3VERYBODY 3XCEPT TH4T T4V3RN. 
                                          
         BUT M4R1GOLD D1DN'T C4R3.        
                                          
 SH3  B3G4N  PUTT1NG  DR13D  L1Z4RD  M34T 
 B3TWEEN TWO BR34D SL1C3S, OP3R4T1NG  OUT 
 OF  4  C4RT,  NOT ST4Y1NG  1N  TH3  S4M3 
 PL4C3  LONG. 1N  TH3  D4Y SH3 SL3PT,  1N 
 TH3  3VE SH3 SOLD H3R W4R3S,  4ND 1N TH3 
            N1GHT SH3 PO4CH3D.            
                                          
 4FT3R 4 F3W  Y34RS, M4R1GOLDS FOOD  C4RT 
 H4D   4   R3PUT4T1ON.  SH3   C4LL3D   1T 
             TH3 GOLD3N M             
 4ND P3OPLE  T4LK3D 4BOUT  TH3 GOLD3N  M. 
 TH3 OLD T4V3RN  H4D TH31R  MONOPOLY  4ND 
      D1DN'T CH4NG3 TH31R M3NU MUCH.      
   M4R1GOLDS S3CRET L1Z4RD FOODC4RT W4S   
              N3W 4ND FR3SH.              
                                          
 HOW3VER, SH3 B3C4ME  4  L1TTL3 TOO  W3LL 
 KNOWN.   TH3  T4V3RNS  M3N  HOT  ON  H3R 
 TR41L,  SH3 COULD  ST4Y  4  SHORT3R  4ND 
 SHORT3R T1M3 1N  34CH LOC4T1ON. SH3 F3LT 
 HUNT3D. 4ND SOON  3NOUGH  TH3RE  C4M3  4 
 T1M3 WH3N TH3Y ST4RT3D  W4TCH1NG FOR H3R 
 4T   TH3   G4T3S   OF   3VERY   V1LL4G3. 
                                          
 SO SH3  H1D  TH3 C4RT,  4ND D1S4PP3ARED, 
                 FOR3VER.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 4FT3R   TH1RTY   Y34RS,   4   M4N  N4M3D 
 N1CHOL4S  FOUND  TH3   C4RT.  H3  W4S  4 
    CURS3D 3NTREPRENEUR (TH3Y 4LL 4R3     
 (CURS3D,  1 M34N))  4ND  4S SUCH  H3  OF 
 COURS3 THOUGHT 1T  4 GOOD 1D34 TO FOLLOW 
         1N M4R1GOLDS FOODST3PS.          
                                          
 H3 W4SN'T 4LL TH4T OF 4  COOK, 4ND  3VEN 
 THOUGH SOM3 R3COGN1ZED  TH3 GOLD3N M, H3 
 QU1CKLY  F3LL 1NTO 1NF4MITY. HOW3VER  H3 
 W4S  K1ND  OF 4 H4RDHAT  4ND D1DN'T STOP 
 TRY1NG. TH3  T4V3RN  D1DN'T C4R3 FOR H1M 
 S1NC3  NOBODY  BOUGHT  H1S  FOOD  4NYWAY 
 (4ND   4LSO   TH3Y  H4D   3XP4NDED   TOO 
   QU1CKLY, SUCCUMB3D TO CORRUPT1ON, 4ND  
 W4S  1N TH3 PROC3SS OF  F4LL1NG  4PART). 
                                          
 4NGRY 4T 3VERYONE  FOR NOT UND3RST4ND1NG 
 H1S    FOOD,    H3   VOW3D   TO    L34VE 
          K1RUGU V4RGIR 3NT1ERLY.         
                                          
              WH1CH H3 D1D.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 W3 DONT KNOW MUCH 4BOUT HOW  H3 TR4V3LED 
 OR WH3RE, BUT 3VENTU4LLY H3  3NDED UP ON 
           34RTH 1N TH3 F1FTI3S.          
 UPON  F1NDING  OUT TH4T  34RTH HOLDS  NO 
 3D1BLE  L1Z4RDS, H3 S3TTLED FOR COW M34T 
 1NST34D, 4ND  TO H1S JOY, TH3 34RTH FOLK 
                 L1K3D 1T!                
                                          
 TH3N  H3  GOT SC4MM3D OUT OF TH3 C4RT BY 
 4  M4N  N4M3D M1CK3Y  M4C  DON4LDS,  WHO 
   R3N4MED TH3 BUS1N3SS 4FT3R H1MS3LF.    
  WH1L3 N1CHOL4S QU1CKLY P3R1SHED, M1CK3Y 
   FUNN3LED H1S 1NH3RITED B1LLIONS 1NTO   
 TH3 PROJ3CT,  4ND  QU1CKLY 3XP4NDED  4LL 
             OV3R TH3 PL4N3T.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         4ND TH3 R3ST 1S H1STORY!