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###¤$$\~^. off, shower curtains drawn. floor full .^~\$$¤###
¤$~~^^^^.. of dirty clothes, of garbage, and as i ..^^^^~~$¤
####¤$$~^. start to unzip my pants, she steps out .^~$$¤####
###¤$$\~^. of the shower and pushes me to .^~\$$¤###
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###¤$$\~^. some incredible power that will set .^~\$$¤###
###¤$$\~^. everything right forever. what i don't .^~\$$¤###
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##$\^..... times per second - they ask me: "when .....^\$##
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#¤$\^^.... however they have already erased my ....^^\$¤#
#¤$$\\\~^. memory of the encounter and moved on. .^~\\\$$¤#
#$$\~..... subconsciously, this is where my .....~\$$#
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