party,  bathroom,  door  locked,  lights 
 off,  shower  curtains drawn. floor full 
 of dirty clothes, of  garbage, and  as i 
 start to unzip my pants,  she steps  out 
 of   the  shower   and  pushes   me   to 
 theground. 
  
 i   wish   to   be  contacted   by  some 
 [god,  alien] who would  bestow  upon me 
 some  incredible  power  that  will  set 
 everything  right forever.  what i don't 
 know   is  that  this  happens  multiple 
 times per second -  they ask  me:  "when 
 you  said the  world egg  was your ideal 
 body  type, did you mean  it"? i  answer 
 "not  really,  but i can act like it for 
 you,  if  you'd  like".  at  this  point 
 however  they  have  already  erased  my 
 memory of  the encounter  and moved  on. 
 subconsciously,   this   is   where   my 
 sadnesscomesfrom