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&$^«~..... off,  shower curtains drawn. floor  full .....~«^$&
&&$^«~.... of dirty clothes,  of garbage, and as  i ....~«^$&&
¶&&$^«~... start to unzip  my pants, she  steps out ...~«^$&&¶
#¶&&$^«~.. of   the   shower  and   pushes  me   to ..~«^$&&¶#
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¶&&$^«~... i   wish  to  be   contacted   by   some ...~«^$&&¶
&&$^«~.... [god, alien] who would  bestow  upon  me ....~«^$&&
&$^«~..... some  incredible  power  that  will  set .....~«^$&
$^«~...... everything right  forever. what  i don't ......~«^$
^«~....... know  is  that  this  happens   multiple .......~«^
«~........ times  per second  - they ask me:  "when ........~«
^«~....... you  said  the  world egg was your ideal .......~«^
$^«~...... body  type, did you  mean  it"? i answer ......~«^$
&$^«~..... "not really, but i  can act  like it for .....~«^$&
&&$^«~.... you,  if  you'd  like".  at  this  point ....~«^$&&
¶&&$^«~... however  they  have  already  erased  my ...~«^$&&¶
#¶&&$^«~.. memory  of the  encounter and moved  on. ..~«^$&&¶#
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#¶&&$^«~.. ~~~~###sadness&&^comes~~###from¶&&&&^^^^ ..~«^$&&¶#
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