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..-~;*$### OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL ###$*;~-..
.-~;*$#### OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I ####$*;~-.
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...-~;*$## [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME ##$*;~-...
..-~;*$### SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET ###$*;~-..
.-~;*$#### EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T ####$*;~-.
..-~;*$### KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE ###$*;~-..
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....-~;*$# "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR #$*;~-....
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..-~;*$### HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY ###$*;~-..
.-~;*$#### MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. ####$*;~-.
..-~;*$### SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY ###$*;~-..
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