PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF, SHOWER  CURTAINS  DRAWN. FLOOR FULL 
 OF DIRTY  CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS  I 
 START  TO UNZIP MY PANTS,  SHE STEPS OUT 
 OF  THE   SHOWER  AND   PUSHES   ME   TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I   WISH  TO   BE   CONTACTED  BY   SOME 
 [GOD, ALIEN]  WHO  WOULD  BESTOW UPON ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING  RIGHT FOREVER.  WHAT I DON'T 
 KNOW  IS  THAT  THIS   HAPPENS  MULTIPLE 
 TIMES PER SECOND  -  THEY ASK  ME: "WHEN 
 YOU SAID  THE  WORLD EGG WAS  YOUR IDEAL 
 BODY TYPE, DID YOU  MEAN IT"?  I  ANSWER 
 "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT  LIKE IT  FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER  AND  MOVED  ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM