PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN.  FLOOR  FULL 
 OF DIRTY  CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS  I 
 START TO UNZIP  MY  PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT 
 OF  THE   SHOWER  AND   PUSHES   ME   TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I   WISH   TO   BE  CONTACTED  BY   SOME 
 [GOD,  ALIEN]  WHO  WOULD BESTOW UPON ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING RIGHT  FOREVER.  WHAT I DON'T 
 KNOW  IS   THAT  THIS  HAPPENS  MULTIPLE 
 TIMES PER  SECOND  - THEY ASK  ME: "WHEN 
 YOU SAID  THE WORLD EGG WAS  YOUR  IDEAL 
 BODY TYPE, DID YOU  MEAN  IT"? I  ANSWER 
 "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN  ACT LIKE  IT FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER  AND  MOVED  ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM