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.........^ PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS ^.........
........^- OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL -^........
.......^-= OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I =-^.......
......^-=§ START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT §=-^......
.....^-=§@ OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO @§=-^.....
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..^-=§@### I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME ###@§=-^..
.^-=§@#### [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME ####@§=-^.
..^-=§@### SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET ###@§=-^..
...^-=§@## EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T ##@§=-^...
....^-=§@# KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE #@§=-^....
.....^-=§@ TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN @§=-^.....
......^-=§ YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL §=-^......
.......^-= BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER =-^.......
........^- "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR -^........
.........^ YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT ^.........
.......... HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY ..........
.......... MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. ..........
.......... SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY ..........
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