PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF,  SHOWER  CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL 
 OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF  GARBAGE, AND AS  I 
 START TO  UNZIP MY  PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT 
 OF  THE   SHOWER  AND   PUSHES   ME   TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I   WISH  TO   BE  CONTACTED   BY   SOME 
 [GOD, ALIEN]  WHO  WOULD  BESTOW UPON ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING  RIGHT  FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T 
 KNOW  IS  THAT  THIS  HAPPENS   MULTIPLE 
 TIMES  PER SECOND -  THEY ASK  ME: "WHEN 
 YOU  SAID THE  WORLD EGG WAS  YOUR IDEAL 
 BODY TYPE, DID  YOU  MEAN IT"?  I ANSWER 
 "NOT REALLY,  BUT I CAN ACT  LIKE IT FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY  OF  THE ENCOUNTER  AND MOVED ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM