PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF,  SHOWER  CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL 
 OF DIRTY  CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND  AS I 
 START TO UNZIP  MY PANTS, SHE  STEPS OUT 
 OF   THE   SHOWER   AND   PUSHES  ME  TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I  WISH   TO  BE   CONTACTED   BY   SOME 
 [GOD, ALIEN] WHO  WOULD BESTOW  UPON  ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER.  WHAT I  DON'T 
 KNOW  IS  THAT  THIS  HAPPENS   MULTIPLE 
 TIMES  PER SECOND - THEY  ASK  ME: "WHEN 
 YOU SAID THE  WORLD EGG  WAS YOUR  IDEAL 
 BODY TYPE,  DID  YOU  MEAN IT"? I ANSWER 
 "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE  IT  FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY  OF THE ENCOUNTER AND  MOVED  ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM