,,^~\†%### ###%†\~^,,
,^~\†%#### ####%†\~^,
,,^~\†%### ###%†\~^,,
,,,^~\†%## ##%†\~^,,,
,,,,^~\†%# #%†\~^,,,,
,,,^~\†%## %%%%\\\\^^^^########%%%%\\\\^^^^######## ##%†\~^,,,
,,^~\†%### ^^^^########%%%%\\\\^^^^########%%%%\\\\ ###%†\~^,,
,^~\†%#### ####%%%%\\\\^^^^########%%%%\\\\^^^^#### ####%†\~^,
,,^~\†%### \\\\^^^^########%%%%\\\\^^^^########%%%% ###%†\~^,,
,,,^~\†%## PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS ##%†\~^,,,
,,,,^~\†%# OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL #%†\~^,,,,
,,,^~\†%## OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I ##%†\~^,,,
,,^~\†%### START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT ###%†\~^,,
,^~\†%#### OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO ####%†\~^,
,,^~\†%### ########%%%%\\THE^^GROUND.##%%%%\\\\^^^^ ###%†\~^,,
,,,^~\†%## %%%%\\\\^^^^########%%%%\\\\^^^^######## ##%†\~^,,,
,,,,^~\†%# I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME #%†\~^,,,,
,,,^~\†%## [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME ##%†\~^,,,
,,^~\†%### SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET ###%†\~^,,
,^~\†%#### EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T ####%†\~^,
,,^~\†%### KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE ###%†\~^,,
,,,^~\†%## TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN ##%†\~^,,,
,,,,^~\†%# YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL #%†\~^,,,,
,,,^~\†%## BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER ##%†\~^,,,
,,^~\†%### "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR ###%†\~^,,
,^~\†%#### YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT ####%†\~^,
,,^~\†%### HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY ###%†\~^,,
,,,^~\†%## MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. ##%†\~^,,,
,,,,^~\†%# SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY #%†\~^,,,,
,,,^~\†%## ^^^^###SADNESS%%\COMES^^###FROM#%%%%\\\\ ##%†\~^,,,
,,^~\†%### ####%%%%\\\\^^^^########%%%%\\\\^^^^#### ###%†\~^,,
,^~\†%#### \\\\^^^^########%%%%\\\\^^^^########%%%% ####%†\~^,
,,^~\†%### ########%%%%\\\\^^^^########%%%%\\\\^^^^ ###%†\~^,,
,,,^~\†%## ##%†\~^,,,
,,,,^~\†%# #%†\~^,,,,
,,,^~\†%## ##%†\~^,,,
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,^~\†%#### ####%†\~^,