I Love Manhandling The  Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The  Grip.  My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side Of  The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It Closely So  That  I  Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!