I Love  Manhandling The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know  The Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke  The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It  Closely So  That  I Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!