I  Love Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The  Grip.  My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard  It Closely  So That  I Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!