I  Love Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know  The Grip.  My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It Closely  So That  I Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!