I  Love Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know  The Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It  Closely  So That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!