I Love  Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The Grip.  My  Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It Closely So  That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!