I Love  Manhandling The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know  The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It  Closely  So That I  Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!