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,^«\=@#£## ^ CARBONATED WATER ^ ##£#@=\«^,
,,,,««=@£# ^ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ^ #£@=««,,,,
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,^«\=@#£## LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ##£#@=\«^,
,,,^«\@### FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ###@\«^,,,
,^«««==#££ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ££#==«««^,
,,,,,,«=@# IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE #@=«,,,,,,
,,,,^«=##£ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. £##=«^,,,,
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,^««\==##£ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT £##==\««^,
,^«\=@#£## OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ##£#@=\«^,
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^«\=@#£### THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ###£#@=\«^
,,,,,,«=## NIGHT SHE POACHED. ##=«,,,,,,
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,^«\=@#£## AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ##£#@=\«^,
,^«\=@@#£# HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT #£#@@=\«^,
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,^«\=@#£## AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ##£#@=\«^,
,^«««\\=## THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ##=\\«««^,
,,,,^«=@## DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ##@=«^,,,,
,,,,^^\@@# MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS #@@\^^,,,,
,^«\=@#£## NEW AND FRESH. ##£#@=\«^,
,^«\=@#£## ##£#@=\«^,
,^«\=@#£## HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ##£#@=\«^,
,,,,,,,«=# KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER #=«,,,,,,,
,^«\=@#£££ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND £££#@=\«^,
,^«\=@##£# SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT #£##@=\«^,
,^«\=@#£## HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ##£#@=\«^,
,^«\=#£### TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ###£#=\«^,
,^«\=@#£## AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ##£#@=\«^,
,^«\=@#£## ##£#@=\«^,
,,,,,^\@£# SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, #£@\^,,,,,
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,^«\=@#£## AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ##£#@=\«^,
,^«\=@#£## NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ##£#@=\«^,
,^^«\\=@## CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ##@=\\«^^,
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,,,^«\\=@# COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW #@=\\«^,,,
,^«\=@#£## IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ##£#@=\«^,
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,^^^^\@#£# HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN #£#@\^^^^,
,^«\=@#£## THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ##£#@=\«^,
,^«\=@#£## QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ##£#@=\«^,
,^«\=@#£## WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ##£#@=\«^,
,,^«««==## TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ##==«««^,,
,^«\===#££ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ££#===\«^,
,^«\=@#£## (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ##£#@=\«^,
,,,,,«\=## QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ##=\«,,,,,
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,^«\=@#£## ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ##£#@=\«^,
,,,,^««==# HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE #==««^,,,,
,^«\=@#£## KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ##£#@=\«^,
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,,,,,^\@£# EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. #£@\^,,,,,
,^«\=@#£## UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ##£#@=\«^,
,,^^^^\\=# EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT #=\\^^^^,,
,,,,,,«=@£ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK £@=«,,,,,,
,^«\=@#£## LIKED IT! ##£#@=\«^,
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,^«\=@#£## THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ##£#@=\«^,
,^«\=@#£## A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ##£#@=\«^,
,,,,,^^\@£ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. £@\^^,,,,,
,^«\=@#£## WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ##£#@=\«^,
,^«\=@#£## FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ##£#@=\«^,
,^«\=@#£££ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL £££#@=\«^,
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