The   Golden          
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
          Double cheeseburger           
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All Began  A  Thousand  Years Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged  From A Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years  Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two  Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place  Long.  In  The Day  She Slept, In 
 The Eve She Sold  Her Wares,  And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A  Few Years, MarigoldS  Food Cart 
 Had   A  Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And People  Talked  About The  Golden M. 
 The  Old  Tavern Had Their  Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She Became  A Little  Too Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men  Hot  On   Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each  Location. She Felt 
 Hunted.  And Soon  Enough  There Came  A 
 Time When They Started  Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She  Hid The Cart, And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,   A  Man   Named 
 Nicholas   Found  The  Cart.  He  Was  A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed,  I  Mean))  And  As Such  He Of 
 Course Thought It A Good  Idea To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He Wasn'T All  That Of A Cook,  And Even 
 Though Some  Recognized The Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell  Into Infamity.  However He 
 Was Kind  Of A  Hardhat And Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying.  The Tavern Didn'T Care For  Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They   Had   Expanded  Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was  In The Process  Of  Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry  At Everyone For Not Understanding 
 His    Food,   He    Vowed   To    Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About How  He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He  Ended Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon  Finding Out That  Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards, He  Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy, The  Earth Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then  He Got Scammed  Out Of The Cart By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project,  And  Quickly Expanded All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!